***Operation Iraqi Freedom - Situation Room - Day 23 - LIVE THREAD***

Everywhere! | 11 APR 03 | An.American.Expatriate

[amom]

There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

I am SOOOO glad I didn't have a mouth full of anything when I read this punch line.

[not-alone]

Thanks this thread is wonderful for many of us that can only come on for a few minutes some times, today especially because couldn't leave the TV so I had to make up work today. I was just wondering if it is as peaceful under the Palace where Greg Kelly is?

[SoldiersGirl]

LOL

me too! I had it e-mailed to me and totally wasn't expecting that

[Fledermaus]

7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'"

That one I'll buy.

[TheLion]

Awesome tailgate sign!

[antaresequity]

These guys look happy to be going home...killer

Meanwhile Aaron finds nothing but crisis...what an idiot...

"Just who are these people" the guy from CNN keeps yapping...

Shut up you idiot....they are Iraqi's going home bozo

[Ymani Cricket]

So, I take it that Cnn does not have film yet of the massive surrenders?

I only get CNN for coverage. And I haven't seen anything major. Coverage has been very poor the last two days. Another station brings the BBC reports. BBC is doing a better job COVERING than CNN the last two days. CNN lives up to its anti-christened name - communist news network. (you know what I mean) In fact, I don't even remember what CNN really stands for. I still call it the Communist News Network, and honestly don't remember what the "C" was orginally for! Ha! (for real) Wish I could get FOX here.

[cgk]

Did Letterman really call him "Baghdad Bob"? :)

[TheLion]

I thought #10 was the funniest....cleaning the statues.

[Mo1]

Thanks for putting the screamer up on the last thread .. I've been putting together Dana's book report and forgot about the time

BTW .. have I mentioned lately .. I HATE HOMEWORK!!!

[TigersEye]

LOLOL Oh I wish I could remember jokes.

[amom]

We really have to watch our screens with those unexpected funnies. Maybe we should have folks post an alert along with em.

[SoldiersGirl]

the hardest for me is when one of the talk radio guys crack an unexpected joke..I'm not the best driver as it is..I don't need to laugh, drive and swerve all at once.

[Socratic]

"Letterman just had turkey callers on the program."

Did Pelosi answer?

[LauraJean]

For some reason the last scene from ''Buckaroo Banzai'' keeps popping up.

[Fledermaus]

ROFL...listening to today's Rush (finally)...he is mentioning how the idiot liberals say, "see, Iraq can't be a democracy. They aren't ready. Look at all that looting".

He then points out who does "all the looting" in our country. Especially after an NBA championship! lol

[SoldiersGirl]

I just heard the anchor say Al Hooey (way spelled wrong)
on the tv, and I Was going to make fun of the guy for saying Huey wrong.
IT must be my bedtime.

[Island Girl]

Bush did indeed inherit Clinton's Army. I had thought it would take him a full two terms to repair the damage. But Rumsfeld and the guys have done amazing things. My Dad calls them Bush's Steely-Eyed Killers!

[alnick]

Wesley Clark wonders if they're headed toward Tikrit to fight,

They have no weapons! They seem happy. I heard someone on CNN say that they were not told that the regime had collapsed until civilians told them. I'm gathering that as far as they're concerned the war is over and that they're happy about that. I hope that's what's going on anyway.