"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

http://www.gershcomedy.com ^ | April 9, 2003 | self

[angkor]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[Caipirabob]

Here ya go Janeane, you pathetic lump of a woman! These are perfect for "formal moments" spent on the floor of the Oval Office. Groveling or otherwise, but in your case, groveling.

[Scothia]

I picked up this from that transcript: GARAFALO: I find it strange that there is such a vitriolic reaction to actors who have an opinion that sort of seems to go against the establishment.

Strange, so strange--according to Michael Moore's website, the leftists are the vast majority and thus the "establishment". Apparently these guys need to get together and figure out which one is the put-upon minority.

Croaking amphibians!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I will post it on this thread as well



miss garafolo dont worry we know this wasnt in your name

[rabidralph]

The Good Old Yanks! Reminds me of WWII.

Yes, I'm waiting for an Iraqi Freedom Fighter to grab a burka-clad woman and kiss her in the middle of the town square.

[the Deejay]

"The Good Old Yanks! Reminds me of WWII. "

Wish I could kiss someone in Times Square! (But I'm not in NY!)

[invoman]

Well, see , there was this giraffe and a buffalo and....oh forget it.

[Toespi]

I would not pay one red cent to see Garafalo perform but I would pay thousands to see her crawl......

[wildbill]

I'll be glad to volunteer to break up the glass and help lay a path--a very long and winding path--up to the WH.

[dixie sass]

Her mommie most probably disowned her, along with the rest of her family!

[cricket]

Love that picture! A keeper among many. . .

[rabidralph]

Internet Movie Database info

[FirstTomato]

That little girl is soooooo cute!!!!

[BJungNan]

Never have I felt so good about a President in all my life. George Bush is truely a great man. And we must not forget Tony Blair and John Howard. God Bless them all!

As for Martin Sheen and all the rest who would have denied the Iraqi people this wonderful day because of their raw, petty hatred of George Bush, shame on you. Shame on you. Today the world knows how wrong you are.

[P-Marlowe]

Future President of Iraq.

[cricket]

Saw her first on 'Northern Exposure'. . .and last, now that I think about it. . .

[Hildy]

How much do you suppose a full page ad in Variety costs?

[annyokie]

She is darling! She looks just like my niece.

[Hildy]

We have not had something to feel so proud about in a very long time. The ghosts of Vietnam were put to rest today and we did what we said we'd do...liberate an oppressed people. We truly are the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless George W. Bush!!!!!

[LaGrone]

As the Iraqis and Marines tore down Saddam's statue in the center of Baghdad today, the satisfied look on the American troops faces made me as proud as I have ever been.

To know that these young people will be helping run our country in the future is a comforting feeling.

The Iraqi people owe these coalition soldiers and marines so much, and so do we.

[ChemistCat]

It depends on what the meanings of the words "would" "willing" "sorry" "buffoon" "wrong" "Fatalist" "White House" Knees" "cut" and "glass" are.