"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

http://www.gershcomedy.com ^ | April 9, 2003 | self

[angkor]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[annyokie]

I stole the pic from a Brit and he said they were Brits, just trying to be accurate.

[maxwellp]

Yes, I also long for the patriotic entertainers and I'm sorry I neglected to remember them.

[annyokie]

All of NATO is equipped with US equipment, including the M-16.

[demosthenes the elder]

not bad, jetson, not too shabby at all.
yo! Paul! dis guyz bin speakin yer name in vane!

[demosthenes the elder]

(not if one foresees the future of Alia...)
I think this kid will turn out to have a MUCH brighter future!

[tinacart]

Your post #6 - beautiful, beautiful, beautiful... I am so humbled today. What a glorious day this has been!

[gore3000]

Do you think her mommy is going to have to kiss her knees for her when she cuts them up?

Leftists are liars. I am still waiting for all those Hollywood commies to leave the country as they promised if GWB was elected.

[TheEaglehasLanded]

Did she get that quote from HITLARY. Sounds like something she'd say

[Paul Atreides]

[demosthenes the elder]

Britain issues their soldiers bullpup 5.56mm rifles. NOT M16s, unless there is substantial variety in their standard-issue arms, which is logistically unlikely.

Bullpups are funny-looking to old eyes - they have the pistolgrip between the clip and fore-end, and a very truncated stock. Look around, you will see pics of Brits with said weapons. America does not have them in the standard arsenal (though I believe -casting a fond eye on my tricked-out bullpup AK47- that we really ought to)

[Anamensis]

I'm ready to have mercy on her: she still has to crawl to the White House on her knees, bearing flowers, to apologize to Dubya... but I'll forego the cut glass. Let her grovel on the White House lawn, I'll be satisfied. There. Aren't I nice? ;^)

[annyokie]

My sources say: All members of NATO are standardized in their armaments (That is not to say, that individual units cannnot be equipped with their special equipment........)

Drop it, already.

[VOA]

There. Aren't I nice? ;^)

OK, I did sound a bit sanctimonious.
But I was just thinking of some of the moronic positions I held before
Reagan woke me up to the real world.
And just saying we should be "magnanimous in victory" to someone like Garafolo
and other folks who might be "turned" to the right side of things.

[ZinGirl]

BUMP for the pleasure of today's viewing audience

[finnman69]

I wonder what Garofalo and moore will say when Bush is re-elected in 2004.

[Stultis]

We may need to empty some bottles....

In my broad experience of dropping bottles, Paulaner Hefe-Weizen, with it's fairly thin brown glass, makes the sharpest and most jagged shards. I am also able to produce these at a fairly high volume, if properly motivated.

Of course Shiner also makes a decent wheat beer, if a domestic, and particularly a Texas, source is preferred.

[LurkerNoMore!]

In my broad experience of dropping bottles ...

LOL

[Wondervixen]

>>I wonder what Garofalo and moore will say when Bush is re-elected in 2004.

By a 45 state landslide, no less!

[Verax]

NICE!

[Cuttnhorse]

Where are we with respect to the nit wit GARAFALO? Has she surfaced and made another stooopid statement??