"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

http://www.gershcomedy.com ^ | April 9, 2003 | self

[angkor]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[pepperdog]

You know knee pads are pretty cheap at Harbor Tools or Home Depot, why don't we all purchase a set and send them to her--just think, thousands of kneepads! Or maybe we could send them to someplace where they could be massed and then sent to her all at once, I think that would be so funny and maybe get some press time too.

[Gummi Bear]

Thanks so much! I've been waiting all day to see this picture. I've heard so much about it.

[eleni121]

Love it! Wayne and Bush. Two fine specimens of American manhood (my husband is another). How do you do the photo operation?

[lilmsdangrus]

Nope, that was Janine Turner, and PLEASE, don't anyone tell me she is a liberal weenie too!!!

[eleni121]

You know, apart from her ridiculous comments about something she is clueless about - I had no knowledge of this creature. Now that I know a bit more about her, she can return to that complete and utter oblivious dark region from whence she came. I am sure - NO - I know that the President feels the same way.

[umgud]

I long for the days when Hollywood had glamerous ladies who entertained.

I do too. But, I also long for the days when we had some patriotic entertainers too.

[annyokie]

I didn't make it. I right clicked it for our enjoyment.

[Riya]

She does kind of look like Alia. And that is so fitting. :)

[thatolkevin]

What's her reference to Thomas Friedman? Isn't he the effeminate anti-war columnist who was on Oprah-thetic Winfrey's hour-long Bush-bashing love-in?

Why would Garofalo need to apologize to him?

[Search4Truth]

Blessed are the peace makers.

[Malsua]

Gads, I shudder at the thought of Garafolo in front of me on her knees. Can we stop this imagry please? Her on her knees ........BAARRRRFFFF.............

-Mal

[Search4Truth]

ROTFLMAO

[Don Carlos]

Dont think either of us needs to make a trip to the store for Jeanine. 'Spect we wont hear much from her about this.

[wasp69]

Time to pay the piper, you worthless commie whore.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Well I, for one, ain't gonna hold MY breath waiting for it to happen!

Yep. We have a better chance of helen thomas giving birth to Ari's love child than garafolo apologizing to President Bush.

[sistergoldenhair]

I'd prefer she use rubbing alcohol

Salt.

[cricket]

"Nope, that was Janine Turner, and PLEASE, don't anyone tell me she is a liberal weenie too!!!"

Thanks. . .did figure it out and posted such; as for being a Libweenie, I hope not too. . .

[Hildy]

She was in REALITY BITES, she stole the movie "Bye, Bye, Love" and she was very good in "The Difference Between Cats and Dogs." She was in the Larry Sanders show and others I can't think of right now.

[Sally II]

That dream she had about her left eye popping out was kind of prophetic. Maybe she will loose her "Left" way of seeing the world.

[JasonC]

If the lady has the class, we will forgo the glass. But does she?