CENTCOM Briefing in 15 minutes

Brit Hume Special Report FNC | 4/1/03 | Yankee

[Yankee]

Hume just announced a briefing in 15 minutes

[Terriergal]

LOL your tagline!!

[Minty]

piece of paper?
How about : I surrender by SadDam?
or map and every X denotes WOMD arsenal's locations?

[SHKMAN1212]

That was a rip! There's no way that pass was a lateral! I can't believe the Bills have blown it again!

[Doomonyou]

Purple Rage...wasn't that a Prince song?

Purple Haze - Hendrix

[mhking]

My radio station just said CENTCOM is going to release a statement about a "found piece of paper"??????

Yeah....Mrs. Saddam's 'Honey-Do' list..."Now don't forget fresh toilet paper, Saddammy...you know how I like that satiney softness of Charmin..."

[scubadan]

It always comes back to Monty Python...doesn't it?

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Dead gummit!"
"I wish them dang Generals would get on with that briefing! Here we are a waiting for them reporters to get their sorry hinneys up to hear what's going on- And there's ragheads to kill!"

[Salamander]

I think it was a 70s band;
"New Riders of the Purple Rage".

I may be wrong, though.....:)

[Billthedrill]

Dang it. OK, this one's...uh...450!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

do I have time to go to the bathroom?

You apparently have time to go to the bathroom...

in Qatar.

[AMDG&BVMH]

"Good news is that the 7th Cav is getting a change of underwear...."

Too much. The joke ran (when I was on active duty in the Army it was about the Marines): with the Marines in formation: Plt Sgt "today we are going to change underwear."
Cheers. Plt Sgt continues "change with the man on your left." Also added instructions on how to distinguish the front from the back of said changed underwear, but it's close to dinnertime so I will dispence with the details . . .

[seeker41]

I'm running for the shower now, this may be hugh and series. I must be clean to hear this news.

[rumrunner]

Maybe Kofi Annan and Hans Blix are getting married??

[tet68]

Reporters are sitting tight and scratching their heads..."

They make a shampoo that will kill those things, but if
the reporters keep putting their heads back in there, they'll just keep getting them again.

[Judith Anne]

Yes, I love to wait for good news, with friends...

[Maeve]

How about: "Osama bin Laden has been captured hiding in a rubbish heap on the outskirts of An-Najaf. He was dressed in a burka." >>>.It works for me.

[FredZarguna]

COME ON...they wouldn't get all those reporters out of bed for a piece of paper!!!

CENTCOM: "This is just to confirm what Nixon said in 1977 about you guys, 'You're still all a bunch of sh!ts.'"

[Fitzcarraldo]

Perhaps the bad news has overtaken the good news...hence the delay...hope not...

[ladysusan]

rooooowwww!!!!!

[Beck_isright]

Geraldo Rivera is actually Saddam Huessien and has been arrested?