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1 posted on 03/19/2003 5:17:35 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker
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Dumb and dumber....
2 posted on 03/19/2003 5:18:46 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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She's wearing TWO watches because if she looks at one too quickly, she could stop it.
5 posted on 03/19/2003 5:20:15 PM PST by Constitution Day (** RALLY FOR AMERICA: Raleigh, NC ** http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/861481/posts)
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Following tradition, last year's winner of the "Butt-Ugly Journalist Award" passes the trophy onto this year's champion.

7 posted on 03/19/2003 5:20:50 PM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB!
8 posted on 03/19/2003 5:21:01 PM PST by SES1066
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"Cronkite and Thomas jointly receive the Adult Film Association's Lifetime Achievement Award for their co-starring roles in, 'Golden Years: Wrinkles and Sprinkles.'"

10 posted on 03/19/2003 5:22:49 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Muerte del Cielo)
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Here's some French perfume Helen.......
Thank you Walter, I have 2 German watches for you....
11 posted on 03/19/2003 5:23:31 PM PST by Sparky760
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...the bad and the ugly. The "domestic enemies" referred to in the oaths of office.
12 posted on 03/19/2003 5:24:01 PM PST by Consort
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"Helen, I don't know anything about a frequency .... and stop calling me 'Kenneth'."
15 posted on 03/19/2003 5:27:05 PM PST by GaltMeister
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Walter Cronkite presents the Hasty Pudding Award for Lifetime Achievement In Drag to Marty Feldman.
16 posted on 03/19/2003 5:28:04 PM PST by Argus
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Is this really Walter Cronkite giving an award to Grandpa Munster in drag???

17 posted on 03/19/2003 5:28:29 PM PST by rundy
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"You may now kiss the bride."
18 posted on 03/19/2003 5:29:23 PM PST by Rocky
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Walter (Thinking to himself): "Mmmm... After 60 years, I may finally get lucky with this viagra-face, Helen Thomas!"

Helen (thinking to herself): "Oh boy! Walter's womb-broom mustache is sexier than ever! I hope he notices me!"

19 posted on 03/19/2003 5:30:35 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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Don't have a caption but they kinda look like the Wizard of OZ and the Wicked Witch of the West (or East, actually)
20 posted on 03/19/2003 5:30:40 PM PST by valleygal
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We won the Order of Lenin, together!
21 posted on 03/19/2003 5:30:47 PM PST by expatpat
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She reminds me of the Penquin in the second Batman movie.
23 posted on 03/19/2003 5:31:50 PM PST by Vicki (Truth and Reality)
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Q: What's the difference between Helen Thomas and Walter Cronkite?

A: One's a bitter, old, has-been reporter who has demonstrated extremely poor judgement and has lost the respect of many in the country...

and the other one....

Never mind. There is no difference. Sorry to bother ya.
24 posted on 03/19/2003 5:32:07 PM PST by Hoverbug (whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
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After a torrid affair 50 years ago, they named their bastard child Hans Blix
25 posted on 03/19/2003 5:32:39 PM PST by pfflier
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Boy, she's even ugly in black & white...
26 posted on 03/19/2003 5:34:17 PM PST by COBOL2Java
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The Most Trusted and the Most Rusted.

Leni

27 posted on 03/19/2003 5:35:56 PM PST by MinuteGal (THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
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"Now Eddie, you put this under Herman's chair, when he farts, the gas will trigger a large explosion causing the time portal to open up again , and you'll go back to being the young hairy werewolf you used to be."
29 posted on 03/19/2003 5:37:44 PM PST by pipecorp
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