Idiot Protester Alert: Man Chains Himself To Wrong Building

The Olympian ^ | 3/19/2003 | SCOTT GUTIERREZ

[poindexter]

Jody Mason of Olympia is locked to the Washington State Grange office building Tuesday to protest war. He intended to chain himself to a federal Department of Energy office building, but discovered he was at the wrong location.

OLYMPIA -- A man spent hours chained to the wrong building Tuesday in an ill-planned effort to protest war with Iraq, police said. Jody Mason padlocked himself to an entrance of the Washington State Grange building at 924 Capitol Way S., thinking it was a sub-office of the U.S. Department of Energy.

[farmfriend]

ssplam? What are you doing on FR? See the comments by Harley's Mom. That is LD for Ohio.

[farmfriend]

Did you see ssplam on this thread? That is Naomi's kid.

[NewLand]

Chained to the wrong building...must have been how algore felt for 8 years.

[Slings and Arrows]

This moron is another example why Darwin was an idiot.

No, no - this is just natural selection in action. After today, do you think this guy is going to get a chance to breed?

[Slings and Arrows]

Gaza Gal ran onto a pile of debris being pushed in front of a 100-ton armored bulldozer with poor visibility. The species improves.

[meyer]

Open door fast!

Would be a good time for a fire drill, wouldn't it?

[Nebr FAL owner]

Correction they should have TATTOOed the word MORON on his forehead magic marker wear's off tattoo's don't =8^>

[A_perfect_lady]

I think I dated this guy. ;~D

Didn't we all, Hair, didn't we all... :-/

[Not A Snowbird]

Good point! Sounds like a future contender for the Darwin Awards...

[Dark Knight]

Everyone here is being sooooo mean. We should have just helped him in his protest. You know, go down to the 7/11 and get him the biggest Big Gulp refreshment possible and help keep him safely locked to the door, until he does the "nature calls" dance and find out if he really doesn't have a key.

DK

[demosthenes the elder]

Nelson: "HAH HAH!"

[Fixit]

This idiot was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight.

He really is a complete idiot.

The high point of the interview was when he was asked:

Question: So, are you the Rosa Parks of chaining yourself to the wrong building?

Answer: I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.

[Fixit]

You can watch this online (today & maybe tomorrow only)

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/

[Fixit]

Or maybe not. I think I misread the site...