[bkwells]

 

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.  



Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
All these women coming forward,and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"  Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

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[MoJo2001]

I know it wasn't to me, but this is absolutely HILARIOUS! Thank you for sharing it!

[snippy_about_it]

Ha! We'll be stealing that! And graphics too? We'll have you posting before long! LOL.

[Soaring Feather]

SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

Ooooohhh MY GAWD!! That's HILARIOUS!!!

[tomkow6]

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates,
St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with
anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne
Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman? "
God said, "Ah, yes, " "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to
professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust,
and finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial
super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be
true
that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

[Bethbg79]

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

LOL PIMP!!

This is too funny for words......lol

[beachn4fun]

Oh, my. These are good!! BIG LOL.... Good job. 'cuse me while I go dab my eyes so I can see the rest of this thread!

[Radix]

Look at that post!


LOL!


Fantastic!

[LaDivaLoca]

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era.

ROFLMAO!!! Hi, Brian.