[tomkow6]

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates,
St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with
anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne
Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman? "
God said, "Ah, yes, " "Well, " said Arthur, "professional to
professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust,
and finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial
super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be
true
that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

[bkwells]

more men are riding my invention than yours

BWWHAHAHHAHA That was great.... I sending that one out to a bunch of Chief's!

[Bethbg79]

more men are riding my invention than yours

LMAO!!!

[Radix]

You really did it!

You are a very bad boy!