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You Know You're a Liberal If...

Posted on 02/26/2003 1:59:01 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl

You know you're a liberal if...

1. You're protesting President Bush for what YOU THINK he will do to harm innocent civilians, but the million or so murders Saddam Hussein HAS committed are not relevant to you.

2. Sweden has the ideal society.

3. Martin Sheen is an actor who is smart enough to engage in political discussion. Ronald Reagan should never have been elected President because he's just an actor, for crying out loud.

4. The amount of money it will cost each individual citizen to pay for the WAR is important to consider. The amount of money welfare, food stamps, and medicare cost each individual citizen is irrelevant, and selfish to consider.

5. When people try to discuss the current administration with you, your face becomes red, you raise your voice and use the words: "idiot" and "oil" repeatedly.

6. You think Helen Thomas is an intelligent, gutsy lady and a dynamite reporter.

7. You think all war is evil. And Jimmy Carter is a voice a reason.

8. You're still not clear about what exactly was wrong with Communism.

9. Your parents paid for you to go to an expensive private college and five years later you still spend more time protesting than earning a living.

10. You don't like the sight of guns or soldiers, even in a Disney movie.


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To: firebrand; StarFan; Dutchy; Cacique; Clemenza; rmlew; NYC GOP Chick; hellinahandcart; Oschisms; ...
ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ping list.

61 posted on 02/26/2003 4:04:45 PM PST by nutmeg (Liberate Iraq - Support Our Troops)
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To: Cinnamon Girl; All
You know you're a Liberal if
you believe this is beauty.
62 posted on 02/26/2003 4:05:01 PM PST by sonofatpatcher2 (Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
You realize, suddenly, that your hair dryer is part of the problem. Your wife finds you weeping over the bathroom sink.

"It's me," you sob, "ME!"
64 posted on 02/26/2003 4:15:09 PM PST by farmer18th
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Bump!
65 posted on 02/26/2003 4:28:45 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Happy Kuwaiti Liberation Day!!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
In his latest book, Dinesh D'Souza relates how at Dartmouth, the one thing the leftist protestors had in common was their awful hygeine, ragged clothes, and generally dissheveled appearance. Once this observation was printed in Dartmouth's alternative newspaper, the protestors decided to strike back by protesting wearing suits and dresses. But their awful fashion sense combined with the fact that the suits of most of the male protestors were a few sizes too large or small, made them look ridiculous. These people are pathetic in almost every sense. They give aid and comfort to Saddam Hussein while adding nothing of substance to political dialogue.
66 posted on 02/26/2003 4:29:21 PM PST by jagrmeister
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To: Cinnamon Girl
------ if your finger goes up when you pass a Patriotic Rally.
67 posted on 02/26/2003 4:34:38 PM PST by Exit148
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To: RaceBannon
This one's getting bookmarked.
68 posted on 02/26/2003 4:39:52 PM PST by Centurion2000 (Take charge of your destiny, or someone else will)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
You might be a Hollywood liberal if you think customs should be searching luggage for bootleg recordings but think it is profiling to be looking for anything else.
69 posted on 02/26/2003 4:43:40 PM PST by weegee (Boycott See BS, this is all a ratings stunt for the February sweeps.)
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To: madg
I'll be happy to spend 10 times that to help blow Mecca away.
70 posted on 02/26/2003 4:45:57 PM PST by bfree (Liberals are EVIL!!!)
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To: nutmeg; Cinnamon Girl
997) You think a twenty year old women is too young to own a handgun, but a fourteen year old girl should be able to have an abortion without her parents knowledge or consent.

998) Smoking dope is just fine, but smoking cigarettes is bad.

999) FreeRepublic is part of the fringe but DemocraticUn that other site whose name we can not mention, is the voice of the people.
71 posted on 02/26/2003 4:50:02 PM PST by evilC
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To: farmer18th
You bring a wedding gift to your best friends' daughter's wedding to another chick and think it was nice that the service included both a UU minister and a female rabbi. (sorry Mom)
72 posted on 02/26/2003 4:50:51 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Centurion2000
"This one's getting bookmarked.

I humbly submit THIS for your consideration.

73 posted on 02/26/2003 4:53:43 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (A conservative is someone whose been mugged. A liberal is someone who should be arrested.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
1. You're protesting President Bush for what YOU THINK he will do to harm innocent civilians, but the million or so murders Saddam Hussein HAS committed are not relevant to you.


                      Let's play liberal's advocate for a moment.

   "Actually, conservatives are eager to go to war against Iraq for what they THINK he will do IF he gets the weapons and the means to deliver them, but the starving North Koreans in a communist dictatorship that already has nukes and the means to deliver them is not as relevant."

74 posted on 02/26/2003 5:02:22 PM PST by gcruse (When choosing between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried yet.)
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To: RaceBannon
Dude! You win! Wow, you must be a maniac typist,LOL!!

You nailed it with every one of them. Wouldn't it be fun to force some bleeding heart commie-lib to actually read those all out loud and without making comments? I plan to share those with some friends.

Bravo!
75 posted on 02/26/2003 5:02:28 PM PST by Pablo64 ("But still I fear and still dare not laugh at the the Madman.")
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To: gcruse
But what about accidentally harming N. Korean civilians? You know you're a liberal if that never enters your mind because you just can't stand President Bush.
77 posted on 02/26/2003 5:55:44 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl; tmg
You think the chant: "Hell no, we won't go, we won't fight for Texaco!", is the pinnacle of clever witticisms....
78 posted on 02/26/2003 6:05:29 PM PST by rightwingreligiousfanatic (Would that the bombing had started 10 years ago....)
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To: VaBthang4
You completely missed my point. Whether or not I think smoking dope should be legal, the fact is that the War On (some) Drugs is a great way to increase federal government powers, programs, spending, authority, and so forth. Liberals love government power, and are just as eager as anyone to expand their reach through expansion of the drug war. Consequently, your assertion that "you must be a liberal if you want to legalize smoking dope" is simply wrong. x42 put more pot smokers in jail than anyone before him, even though he hypocritically did it himself.
79 posted on 02/26/2003 6:20:02 PM PST by coloradan
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To: Centurion2000; Pablo64
That's what cut and paste is for! :)
80 posted on 02/26/2003 6:42:25 PM PST by RaceBannon
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