USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes ~ February 24 2003

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[Kathy in Alaska]

Diva, I love the bathtub. The shark is the crowning touch. LOL!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Seven. Things are getting interesting. I hope Japan is "investigating" too.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and sleep well, snippy. God bless you good for all you do for the Canteen Crew and for our troops.

[SevenofNine]

YEAH Kathy they are I read UK Guardian copy first then I troll over to Kydto news wire

They are reporting that missile Came that close of almost hitting Japan WHOA

Also report off BBC wire reporting that Tony Blair populairty going downhill Brits public are sheeple and listen to Left in UK saying NOT IN OUR NAME

SHUT UP LEFTISTS

[HiJinx]

Uh-huh!

Not that the Canteen is addictive, or anything...

By the way, that was kinda fun yesterday. I had to try two or three different ways of saving the original slide show, then I had to get the file names in my own show exactly right...it didn't help that my upload program changed the capitalization of all 31 slide names! That meant the link files were all wrong, and had to be rewritten.

But you know, the satisfaction of a job done (won't say well, nope) makes it all worthwhile!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Just one Monday would be nice if all hands were accounted for for the whole day. *sigh* Thanks for the "Stress Reduction Kit".

[Bethbg79]

God Bless those soldiers and their families.

Goodnight everybody :-)

[PhilDragoo]

In the spirit of of USO Canteen FReeper-Style Military Jokes,

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST

AMERICA'S WARNING: Saddam, your best move would B-2 disarm stat.

GODSPEED SWIFT VICTORY AND SAFE RETURN TO THE FINEST FIGHTING FORCE ON EARTH

SADDAM-FREE in '03

[Valin]

Careful you'll turn my head. :-)

[Kathy in Alaska]

I'm way behind, but I love your graphics. The tub for Tom is great. You don't suppose he'll use it do you? LOL! Good night and sleep tight, Diva. Thank you for all the wonderful things you bring to the Canteen for our Military to enjoy.

[HiJinx]

Long day, Beth...Good Night!

Hope your little one stays well, now.

HJ

[southerngrit]

Good luck with the job hunt.

I'm really working through 'issues' as my 15 year old would say regarding my job. I'm caught in that age old trap of having too many years invested in the company to walk away, and too many expenses to be able to chunk the salary and benefits.

Somehow, the years passed and I got complacent. Guess I never really decided what I wanted to be when I grew up!

Now, I'm finding out some pretty demoralizing stuff about the people I've worked with and trusted for years. Who would have believed I could still be so naive? Kinda brings me down a notch or too (not necessarily a bad thing, given my ego).

[Valin]

Monday, it's not just a day...it's an adventure.
At work tonight I got to do my impersonation of a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night, Beth. God bless you for the wonderful graphics that you are finding to share with our troops and canteeners. Thank you. Sleep well.

[Valin]

C-130 Hercules 496 steps around one.

[MeekOneGOP]

Can he come over and play?

You bet. Send him over. Tell him the boys like their beer strong and hearty ...

[Kathy in Alaska]

The slide show turned out great and drew lots of oohs and ahhs, even at 0400.

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL ! ...

[Kathy in Alaska]

"AMERICA'S WARNING: Saddam, your best move would B-2 disarm stat."

I love it, Phil. Saddam, I hope you are listening.

[Valin]

A C-141 was preparing for departure from Thule Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, but the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the Aircraft Commander berated the Airman for his lack of speed and threatened him with punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I am stationed in Thule, Greenland, and I am pumping shit out of airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?"