USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes ~ February 24 2003

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[beachn4fun]

Ewwwwww, gross! Put some clothes on!!!

[tomkow6]

Kathy's crying because she's "snow-deprived" where she's at.

We got a little over an inch over-night& might get another inch or two before the day is done. Piece of cake!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, MomwithHope, for stopping in the Canteen today with a wonder prayer and graphic for our troops. Please thank your hubby for his service to our country.

[beachn4fun]

Well, crap. If it would have helped her out, she could have had some of our 17 inches. I didn't want that much.......

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Wow! 60 posts before 7:30 am!!"

Now you know how I feel EVERY morning! LOL! Good morning sunshine.

[Bethbg79]

Hey everybody!
Sorry I had to run. My son is home sick today with a belly ache.

Sure does look like you all have been having fun!

[Bethbg79]

Hey Ms Kathy!

I'm glad to see you're feeling better.
I was starting to worry.

Good Morning To you too!!

Luv ya...

[MoJo2001]

 

The Music Dedication Continues!
Please Click On The Graphics To Hear The Music!
Remember: This is merely a variety to choose from!
If you don't like something, don't click it!

Thank you to all of our allies!! God Bless You!
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The Diva Zone

 

 

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND ALLIES!!

A Big Thank You To Coteblanche for the background!

Just One More Song Before This Dedication Wraps:

Until next time, we wish you a safe and great day!
We just keep on moving forward! We thank you for
your dedication to America as we fight terrorists at
home and abroad. We fight peaceniks and anal retentive
idiots in America. Heads High!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

Love you, Kiddo. Hope the boys are feeling better and that you got some rest. (I don't think Mommys get any rest when the kids are sick.)

[tomkow6]

[Bethbg79]

ROTFLOL!

[tomkow6]

[Bethbg79]

Aww, thank you :-)

Its just about time for another dose too.

Pepto will surely do the trick.

[Radix]

Hi Cindy,

Nice to see you posting here on my favorite site on all of the Internet!

[MeekOneGOP]

Howdy ! Doin' fine. Hope your son gets to feeling better soon ...

We're lookin' for some weather to test our driving skills in the North Texas area ...

It is sprinkling at my house as I post this ... _____________________________

Freezing rain, sleet likely in North Texas (Monday night and Tuesday)

Heads up Texans. Take necessary precautions, and drive CAREFULLY ! ...

Intellicast Radar Loop for North Texas

[Radix]

Oooohh!

Tom Kow in the hat.

Even though he is just a Kow
He wears a hat he knows how

The hat has stripes red and white
He takes it off every night

See the Tomkow with the hat
He always knows where it's at



* Apologies to Dr. Seuss!

[tomkow6]

There were these two elderly people living in a
Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow.
They had known one another for a number of years.

One evening there was a community
supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across
from one another. As the meal went on,
he made a few admiring glances at her
and finally gathered up his courage to ask her,
"Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of careful consideration,
she answered. "Yes, Yes, I will."

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant
exchanges, they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was troubled.
"Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just
could not recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained to her that he didn't remember
as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her,
"When I asked if you would marry me, did
you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said,
'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."

Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called,
because I couldn't remember who had asked me."

[Bethbg79]

Thank you :-) He will, its just a sour stomach.

Gonna be a cold one for ya tonight...lol
Hope you stay warm and dry.

[snippy_about_it]

Hat you say?
No, no, not today.

That's a crown,
Tomkow wears it on the town

Laughing here, laughing there
Canteen laughs are everywhere

Thanks to Tom our canteen smiles,
why he sends laughs out for miles and miles

That's our tomkow, always toying
This rhyme is terrible, now I'll be going.

[Soaring Feather]

Ice Lace In Memory

When I'm missing you
the ghost of you clings to me
like frozen condensation on glass
ice lace and white feathers
your ghost is etched on my memory

I am haunted by your absence...
then like confetti rain you blaze across the sky
playful, comic, comet display at twilight...

you warm my soul melting in love for you...

as ice lace and white feathers disolve on warmed glass
you decant your flavor over me
and I am soft in your descending love
delicious in glass lace and white feathers

I adore you confetti rain
you cause me to smile...
we laugh together over silly private jokes

Hurry back... I am haunted by your absence...

bentfeather© 02/03