Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!
How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mid...MUD
"At 6:30 EST TODAY, I received INDISPUTABLE CONFIRMATION that Saddam Hussein is DEAD!!"
Kim Jong Il will then announce the Elimination of ALL Dreams of Nuclear Parity with US...Negotiations with the Chi-Com TyrantThugs will begin NOW...MUD
BTW...Git the UN Outta the US and Git US Outta the UN!!
Yep...LOL!!
MUD
Please say "please"...MUD
I know. I had a colonoscopy in '76 when I had a problem with ulcerative colitis. It's not fun ...
Have you tried the barium enema? They decided the scope wasn't enough, and decided to do that too. They're not fun, either. I think they chill the barium to around -40 F first ! Ouch !
Yep...MUD
Ahhhh...as in Squad? :o)
"I smell Kevin Curry, just like I did when Poohbah called me a "FReak" and "Grampa Dave"--my good FRiend--actually accused me of being a DrugDealer...LOL!!"
You're not putting me in their league I hope.
Geehezzzzz...what'd I ever do to you?
"All becuz I believe the WarOnSomeDrugs is being improperly run by one JOHN ASHCROFT...ain't that sumthin'?!"
What is it about a question that'll scare the shit outa some people?
I don't get it...
OH NOoooo Mudddddd...I feeeellll the uRRRRRge...am being compelllllled...toooooo...use a...clichAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!! {g}
Go on, admit it.
...beats smarmy jingoisms all to hell. :o)
Two RATS strolled in from Iraq...one February night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's RUSH below...
They flashed their U.N. Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
DemLib'rals start to drinkin'...
Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Dubyuh below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Dubyuh so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and D'A$$hole, y'all...
TRAITORS from RATS' LeftWing!!"
Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
RATS're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em RUSH said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" DemLeftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...RAPIST Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!
Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...HOO's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM!!...tell'em MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...MedyuhWhore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Limbaugh below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!! )8^D!!
Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...Incinerate RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves HIS Nation!!
Slick Willie, he's the BoldOne...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'Cuz I KILL MY FOES!!"
Hussein said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet Algore did make...
Yer FreeRepublic Left's Laws Shall Break!!
Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's On A Roll!!!"
Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...Got JUSTICE!! RAT-Ho's!!
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bi+c#es...
Feel MY Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE Baghdad QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"
Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....RATS Attacked Mudboy!!
TOO LATE 'cuz MUD had a Groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...on EIB Radio!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! ((8^D!!
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Rush Limbaugh IS Presidin'!!!"
Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE like PEEEGS...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL GoodFolks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"
Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Hussein is DEAD...Thank YOU, Prez'dent Bush!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem TwistedLib'rals must be Smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!
Blue skies above...clear streams below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!
MUD (9/25/00)
FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 1st of March 2003!! It promises to be a day none of us will EVER forget!!
FReepersUp...MUD
1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
Seriously, y'all, Meet at the Washington Monument (Sylvan Outdoor Theatre) by 11:00 AM EST and plan on CELEBRATING the DEATH of Saddam Hussein 'til 3:00 PM EST!!!
It's Gonna Be a HOOt...MUD
Please join US and bring yer FRiends, bring yer Families, and bring ANYBODY who's looking to have a GREAT DAY FReepin' Fer What's RIGHT!!
VAFReeperFReegards...MUD
Heck NO!! Those folks like to stab others in the back...you take folks on to their face!!
"Geehezzzzz...what'd I ever do to you?"
You really want me to answer that?! ON-Forum?!! LOL...MUD
No, and I'll explain later.
I must assume that you are referring to another contemptible individual and not to myself, your honor.
OMG, Meek. I cannot even begin to think about how bad that is. Oh BTW, when you turn 50, MUD, they will want to do these things to you!
Yes, I think I would like to order one of those cookbooks. The meals around this house have been pretty dull of late.
You assume correctly, Sir.
Hell, you're my fellow jurist.
Only major difference between you & I is the degree to which we suffer fools.
...which is not prosecutable. {g}
Now, it's beginning to make sense. Whilst we all thought Landru was on hiatus, he was actually serving as a Moderator!! That explains a lot about what was going on around here. I am a genius.
BTW, could not find anybody named genius.
This cookbook's an instant cure for the dreaded dinnertime blahs, Sultan.
Just what the Doctor ordered.
You'll just love it.
BTW...I KEEP forgetting to tell you your story (about Watergate) was great!!
You've amazing powers of observation, my friend.
...especially when you consider you saw history in the making. (~is that a cliche'?)
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