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Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)
MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD


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To: Mudboy Slim
Yo, freak, take me off of your ping list.
421 posted on 02/26/2003 12:11:51 PM PST by Poohbah (Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
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To: Poohbah; Kevin Curry; mod squad; Wait4Truth; LOL
ThePrescientOne predicts Dubyuh's opening remarks will be...

"At 6:30 EST TODAY, I received INDISPUTABLE CONFIRMATION that Saddam Hussein is DEAD!!"

Kim Jong Il will then announce the Elimination of ALL Dreams of Nuclear Parity with US...Negotiations with the Chi-Com TyrantThugs will begin NOW...MUD

BTW...Git the UN Outta the US and Git US Outta the UN!!

422 posted on 02/26/2003 12:18:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish")
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To: Poohbah
"Beware the fury of a patient man..."

Yep...LOL!!

MUD

423 posted on 02/26/2003 12:20:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish")
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To: Poohbah
"take me off of your ping list"

Please say "please"...MUD

424 posted on 02/26/2003 12:21:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."There's ALWAYS a Bigger Fish")
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To: sultan88
Hey Meek, this happened to me a year ago January. NOT a pleasant experience!

I know. I had a colonoscopy in '76 when I had a problem with ulcerative colitis. It's not fun ...

Have you tried the barium enema? They decided the scope wasn't enough, and decided to do that too. They're not fun, either. I think they chill the barium to around -40 F first ! Ouch !

425 posted on 02/26/2003 12:40:45 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: knighthawk; Xthe17th; Iowa Granny
"Git the UN Outta the US and Git US Outta the UN!!"

Yep...MUD

426 posted on 02/26/2003 12:55:10 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Incinerate Hussein!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
No more UN for US!
427 posted on 02/26/2003 12:57:40 PM PST by knighthawk
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Sometimes you can be such a MOD...LOL!!"

Ahhhh...as in Squad? :o)

"I smell Kevin Curry, just like I did when Poohbah called me a "FReak" and "Grampa Dave"--my good FRiend--actually accused me of being a DrugDealer...LOL!!"

You're not putting me in their league I hope.
Geehezzzzz...what'd I ever do to you?

"All becuz I believe the WarOnSomeDrugs is being improperly run by one JOHN ASHCROFT...ain't that sumthin'?!"

What is it about a question that'll scare the shit outa some people?
I don't get it...

OH NOoooo Mudddddd...I feeeellll the uRRRRRge...am being compelllllled...toooooo...use a...clichAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!! {g}

Go on, admit it.

...beats smarmy jingoisms all to hell. :o)

428 posted on 02/26/2003 1:17:38 PM PST by Landru
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To: knighthawk; BrucefromMtVernon; Coop; AAPATRIOT; P8riot; Dukie; Constitution Day; dead; FBD
"Got God Above...Got Dubyuh Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the MUD Below")

Two RATS strolled in from Iraq...one February night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's RUSH below...
They flashed their U.N. Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
DemLib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Dubyuh below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Dubyuh so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and D'A$$hole, y'all...
TRAITORS from RATS' LeftWing!!"

Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
RATS're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em RUSH said so!!
They prance amongst their Medyuh Bores..."Gravitas" DemLeftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...RAPIST Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...HOO's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM!!...tell'em MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...MedyuhWhore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Limbaugh below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!! )8^D!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...Incinerate RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves HIS Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the BoldOne...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'Cuz I KILL MY FOES!!"
Hussein said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet Algore did make...
Yer FreeRepublic Left's Laws Shall Break!!
Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's On A Roll!!!"

Well, these DemonRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...Got JUSTICE!! RAT-Ho's!!
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bi+c#es...
Feel MY Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE Baghdad QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....RATS Attacked Mudboy!!
TOO LATE 'cuz MUD had a Groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...on EIB Radio!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! ((8^D!!
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Rush Limbaugh IS Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE like PEEEGS...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL GoodFolks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Hussein is DEAD...Thank YOU, Prez'dent Bush!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, Dem TwistedLib'rals must be Smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear streams below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 1st of March 2003!! It promises to be a day none of us will EVER forget!!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

Seriously, y'all, Meet at the Washington Monument (Sylvan Outdoor Theatre) by 11:00 AM EST and plan on CELEBRATING the DEATH of Saddam Hussein 'til 3:00 PM EST!!!

It's Gonna Be a HOOt...MUD

429 posted on 02/26/2003 1:35:10 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Incinerate Hussein!!")
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To: kristinn; Angelwood; LiberteeBell; 1 Olgoat; 103198; 11Bush; 1234; a6intruder; aculeus; ...
Howdy, Old Dominion FReepers...any chance y'all can make it up to DeeCee this weekend?! The DeeCee FReepers are doing yeoman's work settin' up ONE HellUVA Bash with excellent speakers, patriotic tune-age, and plenty of Lib'ral DOLTS to make fun of and take pictures of...LOL, the RATS do like to make IGNORANT FOOLS of themselves!!

Please join US and bring yer FRiends, bring yer Families, and bring ANYBODY who's looking to have a GREAT DAY FReepin' Fer What's RIGHT!!

VAFReeperFReegards...MUD

430 posted on 02/26/2003 1:45:23 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Incinerate Hussein!!")
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To: Landru
"You're not putting me in their league I hope."

Heck NO!! Those folks like to stab others in the back...you take folks on to their face!!

"Geehezzzzz...what'd I ever do to you?"

You really want me to answer that?! ON-Forum?!! LOL...MUD

431 posted on 02/26/2003 1:47:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Incinerate Hussein!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim; FBD
"Am I the only one HOO's got "Issues" with the Nicalodean/Nick channel?! How 'bout the HistoryChannel?!"

No, and I'll explain later.

432 posted on 02/26/2003 2:24:04 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: Landru
"If the disrespect wasn't bad enough, there was the copious amounts of ingratitude. Appalling. If it'd been up to me you'd all have racked up 1,000 years for contempt."

I must assume that you are referring to another contemptible individual and not to myself, your honor.

433 posted on 02/26/2003 2:26:59 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; jla
"Have you tried the barium enema? They decided the scope wasn't enough, and decided to do that too. They're not fun, either. I think they chill the barium to around -40 F first ! Ouch !"

OMG, Meek. I cannot even begin to think about how bad that is. Oh BTW, when you turn 50, MUD, they will want to do these things to you!

434 posted on 02/26/2003 2:35:20 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; jla
I was only kiddin' about the -40F part. It only FEELS that cold. It's very uncomfortable ...
435 posted on 02/26/2003 2:40:09 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. Prepare to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades!)
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To: Landru
"EVERYONE: IF y'all have NOT bought a copy of Carlo's cookbook -- a compilation of Freeper's favorite family recipes -- than get off your kiesters & get with the program!!"

Yes, I think I would like to order one of those cookbooks. The meals around this house have been pretty dull of late.

436 posted on 02/26/2003 2:43:12 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: sultan88; Ligeia; Mudboy Slim
I have gotten confused. Is the Patrick Henry affair on Saturday the 22nd or Sunday the 23rd? I am involved in judging the chili cook-off on the 23rd.
437 posted on 02/26/2003 2:46:23 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: sultan88
"I must assume that you are referring to another contemptible individual and not to myself, your honor."

You assume correctly, Sir.
Hell, you're my fellow jurist.

Only major difference between you & I is the degree to which we suffer fools.

...which is not prosecutable. {g}

438 posted on 02/26/2003 2:47:25 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru; Mudboy Slim; Happygal
"Sometimes you can be such a MOD...LOL!!" Ahhhh...as in Squad? :o)

Now, it's beginning to make sense. Whilst we all thought Landru was on hiatus, he was actually serving as a Moderator!! That explains a lot about what was going on around here. I am a genius.

BTW, could not find anybody named genius.

439 posted on 02/26/2003 2:51:42 PM PST by sultan88 (Hang the Human Shields for Treason)
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To: sultan88
"Yes, I think I would like to order one of those cookbooks. The meals around this house have been pretty dull of late."

This cookbook's an instant cure for the dreaded dinnertime blahs, Sultan.
Just what the Doctor ordered.
You'll just love it.

BTW...I KEEP forgetting to tell you your story (about Watergate) was great!!
You've amazing powers of observation, my friend.

...especially when you consider you saw history in the making. (~is that a cliche'?)

440 posted on 02/26/2003 2:54:23 PM PST by Landru
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