[Argus]

This one's not quite right:

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

It should be:

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both, sells the milk abroad and uses the foreign currency to buy heavy machinery. You are sent to a labor camp as a class enemy because only a kulak would have two cows in the first place.

There, that's more like it.

[T Minus Four]

LOL!

[DrNo]

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both, sells the milk abroad and uses the foreign currency to buy heavy machinery. You are sent to a labor camp as a class enemy because only a kulak would have two cows in the first place.

Indeed!!

ROTFLMAO!

[Jambe]

A Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You hire your neighbor (a Democrat) to milk your cows. After a few years your neighbor quits, hires a lawyer and sues claiming to have Carpal Tunnel wrists. NLRB puts you out of business. You sell your farm for a Mega-Mall and retire.

[weikel]

A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both, sells the milk abroad and uses the foreign currency to buy heavy machinery. You are sent to a labor camp as a class enemy because only a kulak would have two cows in the first place.

ROTFLMAO I think we have the next great American radio talk show host here.