[Jambe]

A Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You hire your neighbor (a Democrat) to milk your cows. After a few years your neighbor quits, hires a lawyer and sues claiming to have Carpal Tunnel wrists. NLRB puts you out of business. You sell your farm for a Mega-Mall and retire.

[T Minus Four]

But before you do, you sell one cow to buy a freezer and a Weber grill :-)