An Oppressor of One

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[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

comments, please?

[AppyPappy]

Didn't George Carlin write this?

[AppyPappy]

I taught them how to hold the pipe

You didn't just teach them. You put the pipe in their hand and MADE them smoke it.

[Teacher317]

An NPR ad, or LA Times editorial?

[latrans]

Me too, and I also like dirty air and dirty water. I like
cutting social security benefits, and school lunch programs.
I call ketchup a vegetable. Top that one!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

mI wrote this . . . it's sarcastic.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

It's a little sarcasm I've dished out for the morning

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Don't forget, I also taught them how to put the rock in.

[Revolting cat!]

In other words, "I AM A BAD AMERICAN"!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I hate Broccoli! Top that!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

No, I am a good American, therefore I am bad.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

bump bump, bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump

[Izzy Dunne]

Of course, we already knew all of this.
It's in your file.

[Sans-Culotte]

I think you should remove the parts that really do sound like conservatives-I know abortion is murder, I think wars are sometimes just, etc.

You need to decide whether you are writing an over-the-top spoof of the way conservatives are described by liberals, or if you are really writing some sort of conservative manifesto. It's either satire or it's not. I don't think you can say "I believe in God" and "I taught them to hold the pipe" in the same tract. It makes it look like you're really admititting to hooking people on crack if you mix that kind of thing in with beliefs that conservatives really do own. My 2¢.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

how did you see my file?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Thanks for the input. I was intentionally giving a bait and switch. Maybe I should make it a little more over the top though.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

BUMP!

[IronJack]

I also club baby seals, smear feces on the Alaskan Natural Wildlife Reserve, and smoke big, stinky cigars. I sold Tiny Tim's crutch for matchsticks and tied Nell across the railroad tracks after I foreclosed on her daddy's farm.

I beat my children, my wife, and my dog, especially when my gun-totin' buddies and I are drunk on Old Milwaukee beer. I hain't got but one tooth, and I use it to punch holes in cans in the A&P so's I can poison 'em.

I urinate on old folks, sic the dogs on the homeless, and steal change out of the blind beggar's cup.

Then I go to the country club for lunch.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I drive two SUV's at once!