[TommyDale]

Hmmmm...where is Mohammed in this?

[LibKill]

I only wish we had him in a cage. I'd pay money to watch him dying.

[nutmeg]

Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.

Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.

Huh?

[GOPJ]

Better that he be in a coma than moving toward Miami with a new face. May he die the death of every person he has directly or indirectly killed. For eternity.

He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma.

[TBP]

I always knew Osama was yellow!

If martyrdom is such a great thing, why is Osama always trying to get others to do it while he is unwilling to do it himself?

BOMB THAT CAVE!!!

[Tennessean4Bush]

This is a joke, right?

[GOPJ]

Better that he be in a coma than moving toward Miami with a new face.

May he die the death of every person he has directly or indirectly killed. For eternity.

He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma.

[Diana Rose]

Inshallah /snicker

[Turbodog]

It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.

[Diana Rose]

I have an American bottle of champagne chilling for when the old porker checks out.

[cake_crumb]

Binny sighting are more common than Elvis sightings ever were...could this signal the end of the seemingly neverending Binny sightings? Will Binny now STAY DEAD??

[not-an-ostrich]

Who has this weekend's dates on death of bin Laden pool?

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

How would you grade Sec. of State Powell's U-N address

	A+ Hit a home run, who could doubt us now?	71%
	B, very convincing, but no smoking gun	17%
	C, nothing we did not already know	6%
	D, like so what, Saddam can't hurt us	2%
	F, he should go back to his Bronx High School	4%

[mware]

Tommy, I was listening to the show and heard Batchalors comments. He was talking to one of the retired generals who is always on the show.

He mentioned that he would be talking about that story later. I believe the show is on tonight. I'll check it out and see if he mentions it again.

[daviddennis]

If some see this as punishment from God, that's fabulous news since it completely discredits him in their eyes.

I must say this seems like a very plausible answer to the Osama riddle. It explains the tapes and the complete and total lack of effectiveness in Al Queda.

I think this is a better outcome than death - he's dying, totally ineffective, and not a martyr.

D

[geedee]

[geedee]

. . . reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan.

[veronica]

Verily (heh!) I pray this is true.

[I'm ALL Right!]

If the US intelligence can't find him, how did this reporter get this kind of information? How do we know this is true?

[dennisw]

Sure hope it's true! I rate this at 50% probability which is pretty high for my rumor mill. Where's Debka on this? Off for Shabat?

[faithincowboys]

I'm not buying this. I think the dude is dead. fake tape!!!