[JohnHuang2]

Thursday, February 13, 2003

Quote of the Day by Blood of Tyrants

[YOMO]

Of course he is recommending it.
He and Linda bought up all the Duct Tape and Plastic Sheeting stock they could find.
Welcome to Duct Tape Gate.

[Grampa Dave]

Actually Duct Tape works very well when used to post the Da$$hole on the Rat Wall of Shame as the first Rat to drop out of the 2004 Presidential race.

[ZULU]

How much duct tape would it take to stop up this idiot's mouth???

[Howlin]

I don't get this guy -- first he doesn't want me to have a muffler and now he wants my duct tape?

[Redcloak]

You'll also need...

• Dry wall screws
• Dry wall mud
• A ball peen hammer
• Fabric softener
• Rubber boots
• A large box of condoms (ribbed)
• Hot sauce
• Steel wool
• Crisco (1 qt.)
• A garden hose
• Bird feed
• 24 live muskrats
• Toenail clippers
• A dozen eggs
• An elk call

I hope that everyone here is already prepared and that posting this list was unnecessary.

[kayak]

John ~ I do so wish that you could get syndicated. Your writing is so much better than 95% of what passes for journalism these days!

We are so fortunate that you share your talents with us but the whole country, nay, the whole world would benefit from your 2 cents.

[PsyOp]

I'd like to wrap Daschle in Duct Tape--starting with his mouth--then drop him of the fantail of the nearest U.S. warship headed for the Gulf.

[CyberAnt]

Excuse me ... aren't these the same people who HIJACKED the Homeland Security bill for months and months ...??

These people just keep shooting themselves in the foot - pretty soon they won't have any FEET to stand on!!!

[syriacus]

Thanks for highlighting Daschle's meager contributions. He's part of the problem. If he were a decent guy he'd be part of the solution.

Daschle could help his fellow Americans by spending a little of his TV time explaining what people can do in case of attacks.

He probably already knows.

In response to the Department of Homeland Security's recommendation to keep duct tape on-hand in preparing for a biological attack

Due to the heightened demand and accelerated sales of duct tape as a result of the Department of Homeland Security's recommendation to keep duct tape on-hand in preparing for a biological attack, Henkel Consumer Adhesives has increased duct tape production by 40%. In order to ensure that store supply levels are replenished, HCA is utilizing a rapid response inventory control system and working closely with retailers.

[MattAMiller]

Appearently the something else we need is filibusters and free pills for granny. The man is a bug, I honestly hate him. This is more than collegial disagreement he's the worst sort of opportunist. The same goes for the vast majority of Senate Democrats.

[IowaHawk]

Yes, Tommy, I need more than duct tape. What do I need?

I need for you to STFU. Now. Right this instant, you sawed-off whining falsetto mini-sack of Dakota crap. Nobody likes you, least of all your own party. And who can blame them? You have almost single-handedly rendered it as irrelevant as the Whigs and the Temperance League.

So do everyone a favor: Pack up that ugly, corrupt shakedown lobbyist you call a wife and board the next Airbus for Paris and peddle your pathetic Mr. Rogers schtick to the anti-American snail-eating sissies. I heard they eat that s*** up.

[solo gringo]

We need less daschle and clinton and more Bush and chenny.The hate daschle spews ever day our country can do without.