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'Dude, you're getting a Dell guy' arrested last night on Marijuana charge
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html ^

Posted on 02/10/2003 7:49:25 AM PST by rs79bm

Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays the Dell Guy in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge, The Smoking Gun has learned. According to cops, Curtis was holding a "small bag of marijuana" when he was popped on Manhattan's Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor. Bonnie Shumofsky, the actor's agent, said she was unaware of her client's bust when contacted this morning by TSG. (1 page)


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To: Roscoe
It is funny watching the smoke come out of the Libertarians ears on this thread.
161 posted on 02/10/2003 9:20:16 AM PST by Dane
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To: ewing
U DA MAN!!!!!!!
162 posted on 02/10/2003 9:21:10 AM PST by ken5050
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To: The FRugitive
OMG, she is high as a kite. LOL, check it out:

http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html

There is also this article on Wired about her:

http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,54333,00.html




Apple 'Switch' Star Flies High By Leander Kahney
Story location: http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,54333,00.html

02:00 AM Aug. 10, 2002 PT

Teenager Ellen Feiss, the "is-she-stoned?" star of one of Apple's new "Switch" ads, is quickly becoming a Web celebrity but not necessarily for reasons that would please the advertiser.

Feiss is featured in an Apple TV ad in which she criticizes her dad's Windows PC for devouring a school paper, an experience she describes as "kind of a bummer."


Soon after Feiss' ad debuted on July 17 during Macworld New York, she became the subject of heated online debate about her, um, seemingly fuzzy state of mind. Commentators at sites like Metafilter noted her speech is somewhat slow and slurred, and her eyes appear to be red.

In the last couple of weeks, a number of fan sites have popped up, created by besotted devotees who think she deserves a higher profile in American pop culture.

Feiss is not yet as famous as Mahir or the "all your base" phenomenon, but her fan base is growing -- and not just among Mac users. She has unique appeal to people who use Windows PCs.

There is Ellen Feiss, the fan site and the Ellen Fan Club: beep beep beep, which has set up a Cafépress Web store to sell T-shirts, coffee mugs and flying discs adorned with her image.

The domains ellenfeis.com and ellenfeissfanclub.com have also been registered but are currently empty.

Feiss has been turned into a set of computer icons that, curiously, can be converted to display on machines running Windows XP. She is also the subject of some wallpaper pictures that decorate a computer's desktop.

Feiss is featured in a large number of Photoshop parodies making the rounds in e-mail and chat forums. Most center on drug use or outrage over Apple's decision to charge for its .Mac Net services and the forthcoming OS X update, Jaguar.

In fact, the Feiss parodies are the only funny Switch satires so far. Unlike Apple's "Think Different" campaign, which was hilariously lampooned, most of the Switch satires have been thunderingly unfunny.

There is also at least one video remix of the Feiss ad in circulation. A short movie of her at Macworld titled Damn I have the munchies is a popular link in chat groups.

Apple's Switch ads feature about a dozen real people talking about switching from Windows PCs to the Mac. Writing in Slate, Rob Walker said the ads were one of the "the most talked-about and pervasive ad campaigns going these days."

Immediately, there was rampant speculation that Feiss was stoned. It was fueled by the ad's unavailability on Apple's website for a few hours, attributed to Apple getting cold feet. But the problem seems to have been a technical glitch; the ad is again online and airing on TV. A print version is running in magazines and on billboards.

Not much is known about Feiss, except that she's a student. She couldn't be contacted for this story, and Apple declined to comment.

Feiss is drawing a lot of comparisons to Dell's young pitchman Steven, the "Dude, you're getting a Dell" character. But a big part of Feiss' appeal is she's real.

"I can't stop watching Ellen Feiss and I'm not alone in this mini-obsession," someone wrote on Kuro5hin, a popular Web forum. "I think it's because she reminds me of the stoner girls I used to hang around with in high school ... sigh. Those were the days."

Shortly after the ad debuted and was generating discussion online, someone named Chris M., registered ellenfleiss.com and redirected it to Ellen Feiss Creative Fun, where Feiss Photoshop parodies were collected.

Jerome Maurey-Delaunay, a New York multimedia producer who ran the site, logged 11,000 visitors in five days and received about 40 Photoshop parodies from contributors. But he pulled most of them down because he felt they could be personally hurtful to Feiss.

"This was never about her personally," he said.

Brandon Caballero, 19, a student at Texas A&M University, put up his Feiss fan site in the hope of getting an e-mail from her.

"It was basically 'cos she's cute," he wrote in an e-mail. "It's the summer, and we didn't have much to do. Getting an e-mail from her would be pretty cool, but I didn't think the chances of that are too high."

Caballero said Feiss' pitch is starting to work on him. He uses a PC, but he's thinking about getting one of Apple's new iBooks. Another factor was losing 20 GB of video footage when recently trying to reinstall Windows XP.

"(I'm) in the same basket as Ellen," Caballero said. "We're both students who lost work on a PC."

Jake Brown of Glorious Noise, an online music magazine, is another PC user who created a fan site devoted to Feiss.

"We at Glorious Noise thought she deserved some kind of tribute because she's brought a smile to so many people's lives," Brown said. "I watched the ad online and thought it was brilliant and that Ellen was totally charming and funny."

The site's Cafépress Web store has sold three Feiss-adorned shirts and a couple of mugs.

Brown said his tribute to Feiss is purely platonic.

"I'd like to talk to Ellen, but I'm not a weirdo stalker maniac," he said. "I am a happily married 30-year-old guy who just got a kick out of her ad. I think she's worthy of a place in American pop culture and I want to make sure her 15 minutes -- well, 30 seconds -- of fame lasts as long as possible."

163 posted on 02/10/2003 9:21:14 AM PST by The FRugitive
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To: InterceptPoint
Do you remember Herb from the Burger KIng campaign years ago?
164 posted on 02/10/2003 9:22:05 AM PST by ken5050
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To: Roscoe
Last year, 17,448 were killed in ephedra alcohol-related crashes - representing 41 percent of all traffic deaths.

More than 500,000 Americans are injured annually in crashes involving ephedra alcohol.

If ephedra were causing the death of 17, 000 Americans, should ephedra be banned at the federal level?

165 posted on 02/10/2003 9:24:03 AM PST by LO_IQ
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To: Dane
And the new interns are better.

Hey pot head! Welcome to the thread.

You must have received the secret email alert! You couldn't have found your way here all by yourself.

166 posted on 02/10/2003 9:24:21 AM PST by Protagoras
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To: Dane
It is funny watching the smoke come out of the Libertarians ears on this thread.

I dunno why. It isn't like Dell has anything to do with Web-TV.

167 posted on 02/10/2003 9:26:34 AM PST by Roscoe
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To: new cruelty
Yeah. Though I didn't pay close enough attention to notice the errors. What were they?

He puts his left hand into the PC, but when the scene changes, he is pulling his right hand out.

168 posted on 02/10/2003 9:26:51 AM PST by Protagoras
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To: new cruelty; xrp
Hah, I guess all these FR inside jokes are a little much for some people. They do get tiresome after a while. Seriesly.
169 posted on 02/10/2003 9:27:27 AM PST by babaloo999 (I'm slowly being driven insane. Fortunately, it's a short drive.)
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To: The FRugitive
hahahah, "All Your Base"

A MUST see for the ALL YOUR BASE experience

170 posted on 02/10/2003 9:28:13 AM PST by xrp
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To: Roscoe
Web-TV

Never used it; I'm on a T1 connection.

171 posted on 02/10/2003 9:28:25 AM PST by MrLeRoy ("That government is best which governs least.")
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To: AppyPappy
Here come the Libertarian church ladies.

LMAO!

172 posted on 02/10/2003 9:29:49 AM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: ewing

173 posted on 02/10/2003 9:30:28 AM PST by stlrocket
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To: Roscoe; Dane
Until I saw you boys post here, I had never realized 2 watt light-bulbs were manufactured.
174 posted on 02/10/2003 9:31:08 AM PST by headsonpikes
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To: ThomasJefferson
Wow you must be really steamed, your italicized passage in your reply #166 appears nowhere in my reply #161.

LOL! The all knowing great and exalted TJ makes a mistake.

175 posted on 02/10/2003 9:32:08 AM PST by Dane
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To: maxwell
Here come the Libertarian church ladies.

I wish I knew who else is in that group. We are having a cookie sale and we could use some help.

They wouldn't bring pot cookies would they? :^}

176 posted on 02/10/2003 9:32:45 AM PST by Protagoras
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To: babaloo999
eye no
177 posted on 02/10/2003 9:33:04 AM PST by new cruelty
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To: Dane
The all knowing great and exalted TJ makes a mistake.

Thanks for proclaiming me "great" and "exalted"!

I got the email alert right though didn't I? LOL

178 posted on 02/10/2003 9:35:17 AM PST by Protagoras
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To: new cruelty
Doob, er I mean Dude! You're getting a Dell!
179 posted on 02/10/2003 9:36:43 AM PST by HumanaeVitae (The purpose of the 'animal rights movement' is not to humanize animals, but to dehumanize men.)
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To: headsonpikes
Maybe Dell can make a promotional blacklight poster.
180 posted on 02/10/2003 9:37:47 AM PST by Roscoe
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