I'm EATING my way to FReedom

01/25/03 | dware/self

[Brad’s Gramma]

G'night!

[kayak]

Is this a Snuggles sighting?

[chnsmok]

You did good. Out of here also. Will be back for early morning bump.

[unsycophant]

Fifty cents per, @ 100 max. Let me know if this is the wrong area to place this pledge in. Otherwise I will check back in a day or so to get a final amount....Thanks.

[ArneFufkin]

So true, and in fairness to great Freeper Fred, I am surely not one to pick nits about anyone's foibles. I haven't been able to get the song "Afternoon Delight" out of my head since February, 1976. That's months before the song was even recorded ....

[glock rocks]

tis the big day bump!

[HighWheeler]

Hey chnsmok, slight correction to my pledge as you have it posted here. I was adding $25 for the last mussel, regardless of how many dware eats.

[HighWheeler]

Well Fred, your pledge is probably safe unless dware is as big as Jerry Nadler.


I did some study on this, 100 cooked, beard-trimmed mussels average 24 ounces = 1.5 lbs.

1200 calories

32 grams of fat without the garlic butter sauce

160 grams of protein

400 mg of cholesterol

2480 mg sodium



See you in the cardiac ward, dware!

[glock rocks]

talk about cholesterol...

[mystery-ak]

HTB...as you can see, they still have the bear, and it looks like he's been tortured.....they do their planning in the wee hours of the morning, when we are sleeping.

RELEASE SNUGGLES

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Don't even try to pass that off as a slip and fall you... you... teddy bear stompper!

Let Snuggles go or prepare for war.

[glock rocks]

Today's The Day !

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dware will eat 100 mussels !

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i wonder if dware realizes that 100 grand junction musssels weigh 17.6 pounds... ah, no matter. but you can help...
copy my tagline and use it through the day :o)

[RottiBiz]

Thanks for the ping, Glock.

That's not quite how I had pictured dware!

Does anyone know the total amount per mussel?

Good luck, dware. Hope you get lots of them down, but remember, you don't have to KEEP them down!

[katnip]

Pssst, don't let dware see this pic...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Uh, dware, you are going to negotiate for Snuggles release before you start eating correct?

[auboy]

PRICELESS!

[mystery-ak]

Good luck!.....don't let Snuggles down, his life is in your mouth hands.

[HighWheeler]

http://pages.slu.edu/staff/hermannj/media/creamedgates.mpg

[glock rocks]

BWAHAHAHA. i watched that over and over and over... thank you.

[Taxman]

GOPHERIT!