CPAC 2003: DC Chapter After-Action Report and PHOTOS

tgslTakoma, Angelwood | February 2, 2003 | tgslTakoma, Angelwood

[tgslTakoma]

The DC Chapter arrived at CPAC on Thursday, prepared to share a small corner of the National Retail Sales Tax booth, that was donated to Taxman by the Club For Growth. The Weekly Standard booth across from Taxman's was empty, so after lunch Taxman contacted someone at The Weekly Standard. They indicated that they were not going to be using the booth, so Taxman asked them if another group could use it in their place. He was told that it was OK with them, and Taxman handled all the paperwork. Thus, the DC Chapter had a full-size booth that we now needed to fill!

So all Thursday afternoon and late into the night, DC Chapter members worked on a photo collage of DC Chapter's activities, and used up all our color ink cartridges printing up brochures at our homes, with pictures and the DC Chapter's activism highlights.

We want to thank Taxman for his assistance in arranging to have a booth donated to the Chapter. We also want to thank The Weekly Standard for generously allowing us to use their booth space.

The DC Chapter booth turned out great, considering the short time we had to pull it together. We hung our Patriots Rally banner and our Losing Share - Try The Truth banner on the back wall, along with 8 x 10 photos that L_von_Mises had printed up for us, and "Fry Mumia" t-shirts that Doctor Raoul and Abner printed. We had a foamboard covered with Rally photos of speakers and attendees, and photos of our many and varied FReeps on the table. We also had a basket full of buttons and DC Chapter/Free Republic pens. On the table we had brochures, magnetic business cards, regular business cards, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy member cards, and Vast Left Wing Conspiracy cards, RodgerD's flag guides, SAS brochures and CCRM's media bias bookmarks.

We are pleased also with the large number of signups we got from local folks interested in our future activites and events.

We were talking with a couple of interested young college Republicans at our table when Terry McAuliffe and his entourage of at least 8 others barreled up to the table, displacing the two guys we had been talking with.

McAuliffe extended his hand to Angelwood and introduced himself, although Angelwood already knew who he was. ;-) He was wearing his shifty used-car salesesman grin, very pleased with himself at this foray into the enemy camp; that is, until Angelwood spoke to him.

Angelwood called out his name as she shook his hand, slowing him down enough to mention Global Crossing. Then he moved over to where I was and again reached out his hand and introduced himself. I said, "I know you. You're Terry McAuliffe. Do you still have that Cadillac Escalade gas-guzzling SUV?"

He was very quick and forceful with his response, telling everyone within earshot, "I sure do, and I put $20,000 worth of emissions equipment on it!"

Then Angelwood asked him, "Was it your own money?" McAuliffe answered affirmatively, which was seconded by his bodyguard.

So then I said, "Oh, did you take it out of that $18 million of Global Crossing money?"

McAulliffe said, "It wasn't that much," implying that I exaggerated his take in the swindle. His band of groupies and "security" men all laughed at McAuliffe's response... and then McAuliffe beat a very hasty retreat out of the exhibit room.

Your photographer (me) was busy FReeping the crook, so I have no photo to accompany this story. You'll just have to imagine the look on this guy's face when two ladies confronted him with his past.

We had fun doing it. It's too bad it happened so fast that we forgot our McAuliffe chant...

"GLOBAL CROSSSING... 18 MILLION... ASK MCAULIFFE HOW!"

Other members have some interesting stories of their own to tell you, and I invite them to do that on this thread.

I will be posting photo links shortly.

[BufordP]

Thanks for being there!

McAuliffe? Don't they have security screeners? Hasn't he yet been properly identified as an SUV terrorist?

[anniegetyourgun]

I'm glad to see that us blondes were so well represented by lovely ladies like you two! Hope your trip home was a good one.

[Mudboy Slim]

Had a blast and wish I couldda hung out longer!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terry McAuliffe and his entourage of at least 8"

WHAT a PUNK!! Were all eight folks with him goofy pencil-necked GEEKS like Slick Willie's butt buddy or did he hire some muscle fer the UNINVITED Walk Amongst the Conservatives?! I really wish I'd have been there...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Insert evil laugh here!!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW...heh heh heh.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...find out who he will be dealing with in the future."

Hunh?! How many FReepers are Prison Guards?!

Sincerely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

[BufordP]

You didn't let McAuliffe use the potty did you?

[Cacique]

bump for later

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")


McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!


T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!


McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.


Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!


Mudboy Slim




Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.


Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!


Let's Roll...MUD


1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[FreeTheHostages]

Thanks. Just put my photos in for development, but when they come out, I'll put some up. There *has* to be a thinner one of me than the one abner took! :)

[FreeTheHostages]

Thanks for the pics. Wow, I look overweight in your camera too! You guys really should try to fix your cameras! ;)

Thanks for giving me credit for table time but I think I only did a couple of hours midday Saturday. Felt kinda guilty about that but this was my first CPAC and so I was running around. Xthe17th was ALWAYS at the table, as were you and Angelwood. Doctor Raoul was running around so much, like a bee, about the Free Republic Network table and ours.

Tgsltakoma, thanks for the ride home Saturday. LOL, I did not turn right when you said "left" because I had had a beer. That's just me followingly my political instincts.

Angelwood, I like your idea if trying to get a table by Free Republic Network next year. LOL, on the other hand, I suppose I did need the exercise.

[FreeTheHostages]

What I really like is that we took a lot of time with the college kids and some of the local Republican kids came by. I hope they all join up.

[Mudboy Slim]

In reality, this D'A$$HOLE is a short man...MUD BTW..."FReep the World!!

[FreeTheHostages]

You guys should *all* take a gander at today's mock-liberal-bias interview at Freeper's Finest today. It's a hoot.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

There *has* to be a thinner one of me than the one abner took! :)

I have the same problem Free. But I also think for me it's too much fried Mumia. ;>)

[FreeTheHostages]

Ow! That joke *hurt*! :) I hope your ears were burning. Someone met me Saturday and said "oh, you DC Freepers are so brave." And I said cheerfully, "Actually, I'm not. I usually stand behind Jimmy Valentine's brother at these Freeps."

[FreeTheHostages]

That's a good photo of you "working the booth"

[Libertina]

Good morning everybody, it's about 10:00 am here and it took me almost 24 hours to get home on Sunday. I arrived in Seattle in the wee hours of the morning. The pictures are great - I have some but haven't worked up the energy to up load them yet! lol. It was great to meet everyone and I congratulate the FReepers for doing wonderful jobs manning booths, showing patriotic balloon videos, discussing tax issues, selling fine creative merchandise and just being excellent company in general! What an introduction to CPAC and DC - BUMP to all :)
Morning all and cheers from the Pacific Northwest!