Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[jla]

Why, in your opinion, was Clinton was more preferable than RR or Geo. H.W. Bush? Please be specific.

[Mudboy Slim]

"you know me, what I am about, how I think"

Yes I do, Fred, yer an open book to me!! Lib'ral TROLLS are a dime-a-dozen around here, and you ain't got nothing on them 'cept fer the ability to refrain from cursing. Good fer you...I hope you stick around long enuff to join us on "Black XV" when I get it up and running, perhaps you'll git a clue!! Then again, perhaps not. Rational thought is a skill most Lefties refuse to hone. Then again, I can see why...'cuz if you could think rationally, you wouldn't be a Willard-Breathed Lib'ral RAT, now would ya!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Army officer, my arse...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Looks like Fred went "Bye-Bye"...SHEEEESH, and I was just about to introduce him to "Sun Tzu!!"

Well, justfred, if yer still lurkin', here's some stuff you oughtta understand about "The Art of War!!"

"the [RadicalRightWingWhacko] army is established on deception, mobilized by advantage, and changed through dividing up and consolidating the troops.
Therefore, it advances like the wind;
it marches like the forest;
it invades and plunders like fire;
it stands like the mountain;
it is formless like the dark;
it strikes like thunder."

The Righteous Hand of Justice Shall SMITE Bill Clinton and his Vile RAT-Whore'd of ANTI-Americans!!

Count on it, Fred...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I was havin' such a good time here without liberal B.S. on yer thread, Mud."

Voila!! JustFred and his acidic LeftWing comments have disappeared from the Black threads...LOL!!

Admin Moderator...I assume justfred got booted due to something said on another thread...was it cursing or his incessantly-sophomoric name-calling that ultimately led to his dismissal?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Fred, admit it...you ain't no veteran!! Kinda embarrassing that you insist on pretending to be one...not unlike Algore when you think about it...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[sultan88]

Looks like there was a cleanup on 837 and 838. Hopefully justfred didn't "stink up" our joint. But he can't hep it - he's just Fred!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hopefully justfred didn't "stink up" our joint."

I don't think justfred got booted fer anything he said on the Black threads, my FRiend...apparently he lost control on a parallel thread. BTW...do you actually believe he was a veteran?! I know a lot of veterans and not a single one of them has a belief system anything like Fred's...I believe he's pullin' yer leg.

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

Wait a minute. What happened to justfred's excellent insights posted last evening? They seem to have been wiped out also. Hey goodell70, this guy is your old buddy from Portland, I do believe.

[conservativemusician]

Vitalogy, bro.

[Mudboy Slim]

"What happened to justfred's excellent insights posted last evening? They seem to have been wiped out also."

Excellent insight to what thread...he ain't done nuthin' but be negative on this thread. When you git the "ZOT", yer posts often disappear, too.

"Hey goodell70, this guy is your old buddy from Portland, I do believe."

Hey Goodell, is yer buddy really a vet?! Seems too much of a pro-Clinton Lib'ral to be an ex-Army officer, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...I've got that around here somewhere but I've never listened to it. Interesting song, IMHO...MUD

[conservativemusician]

It's actually one of my favorite PJ songs.

Hey, it looks like ole Fred got the axe finally. What a schmuck!
Geez. Some people have their head in the sand and swear they see all.

Good riddance, hammerheadFred!

[conservativemusician]

"Whofeneetee fwewoofwee, tweewhoffwee, twee, tweewhoofftwee, twee, twee,...I about fell off the side."

What I tell ya?LOL

My grandfather tried to teach me to say it,but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to learn it!

[conservativemusician]

"well, at least 'til the CD goes double-platinum...LOL!!"

LOL? What's so funny?

It's time we got to work on this!

[jla]

Damn! Freddy was given the boot before he had a chance to give us the facts.

[sultan88]

I miss ol' Fred already! NOT!

[FBD]

"Sounds like fun, my FRiend...I'll probably haveta take up the hobby, 'cuz it's too far fer me to git to good surfin' waves consistently..."

Kewl - Mud wants to get into kayaking! I like to kayak in the surf, it's a blast, and no rocks to bounce yer head off of.
Surfers don't like kayakers, because we lack "ettiquette". (Yes, folks, Mud will tell you, surfers do have etiquette.) Kayakers are to surfers as snowboarders are to skiers! Heh, heh...

Mud, I know yer thread and F.R. is for political discussion mainly, but I'm trying to purge my mind of the "justFred" nutjob. So I hope you and all your Black Thread FRiends and contributors will not mind me posting the following pictures of a kid that lives in Asland, Oregon, by the name of Tao Berman. At age 24, he holds the world record for the highest waterfall ever run - 98.4 ft.

I once saw Tao compete at a kayak freestyle competition, here in Clackamas, OR.
Now I'm just a spectator, and a very novice kayaker, but I wanted to meet him, and say hello. A Portland TV station had just finished interviewing him, for a 60 sec. spot on the nightly news, and he's busy. I was impressed, as he didn't brush me off.

Tao was very polite and friendly, and you couldn't find a nicer, more clean cut kid. The extreme stuff this kid does is nuts, but I think he's very conservative. Seriously. Read the below quote to see why he does what he does:

FK: Why did you get into kayaking?

Tao Berman: "I chose kayaking because I knew that the only limit in kayaking would be one that I would set for myself. I wanted a sport with a high level of risk. Something where there is no middle ground. Either you succeed or fail. I knew that kayaking would make me the best that I could be. Kayaking is also something that I can do for myself without relying on others. My successes and failures are my own.

Upper Johnston Falls in Canada.98.4 ft.
Tao: I scouted this waterfall just like all the rest. After throwing logs and a boat over the waterfall I decided that it could be done. I put 2 milk jugs full of water in the front of my boat to keep a vertical boat angle and to make sure that I didn't resurface to quickly. I was also wearing protective gear like sunglasses, elbow pads, ear protection, and of course the normal stuff like a lifevest.

FK: I would guess that you've had some pretty close calls while kayaking. Any particularly bad experience?

Tao: If I am going to run something in my kayak I am very confident in my ability to be successful. I don't believe that running drops is about surviving. It's about running a drop and looking good doing it. For that reason I have had very few close calls. The one that stands out as the worst is in Twitch 2000(kayak video). It was a second descent of mine down a 10meter waterfall that had a few logs in it. The move was to boof onto the log and rail slide down it. On the second descent I wasn't able to balance on the log and I fell off the side of it onto a shelf. I knew before running the drop that that was a possibility so I checked out the consequences before running the drop and decided that it was still worth doing.

"Log Choke Falls"

I hope you have a long and healthy life, Tao. But yer' still nuts!

[Happygal]

Fred dead? Wot? Zot! ;-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Good Morning, my FRiends, please join me over on "Black XV!!" We're Gonna WHUP the RATS' Collectivist ARSE!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Fred musta misbehaved...whatta MAROOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kayakers are to surfers as snowboarders are to skiers! Heh, heh..."

Very interesting point, my FRiend...all my ol' skiing buddies have been on me to git into Snowboarding, so I might just be making the Leap Into Non-Etiquetteness on any number of FRonts...MUD