Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it would be a monumental task for anybody to argue that Rapin' Bill was on par with The Great One."

In Fred's warped mindset, the very fact that Bill Clinton is a RAPIST and a MASS-MURDERER is why Freddie finds Slick Willie soooo sexually-irresistable, IMHO.

"Slick's jeans just CRACKLE with POWER!!" BWAHAHAHAHA!!! RATS're soooo predictably IGNORANT!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, my FRiend...I'm reading a book about Mark Twain and noticed a quote that I found enlightening:

"Ours is a useful trade, a worthy calling: with all its lightness and frivolity it has one serious purpose, one aim, one specialty, and it is constant to it--the deriding of shams, the exposure of pretentious falsities, the laughing of stupid superstitions out of existence, and that whoso is by instinct engaged in this sort of warfare is the natural enemy of royalties, nobilities, privileges and all kindred swindles, and the natural friend of human rights and human liberties."
--Mark Twain

The "trade" he is speaking of is of course the Media...MUD

[FBD]

Justfred quote:"I am a retired Army officer....but, like most career military I have spoken to, yes, I am against this invasion of Iraq.

I don't trust the guy who is pushing for it, any more than I trust the guy he wants to take out."

AAaaaaarrrrrghh!!! I was havin' such a good time here without liberal B.S. on yer thread, Mud.

On behalf of the state of Oregon, I wish to apologize for Fred, even though his ilk are proliferate on the left side of this state.

Fred, you may have been in the military, (I doubt it) but so was Benedict Arnold. Oh, and so was your Burger King buddy, Scott Ritter. Just because you were IN the military, does not make YOU loyal to the U.S. or patriotic, pal.

"I don't trust the guy who is pushing for it, any more than I trust the guy he wants to take out. "
That statement disqualifies anything further that you might say. My son who was in the Marine Corps, put up with Bill Clinton getting a B.J. in the oval office, while discussing troop movements in Bosnia, on the phone with a California congressman!

But I'm sure that was all A-OK with you, wasn't it? You are a waste of time. You're a hopelessly brainwashed Democrat. Drink the poison koolaid, and get it over with, pal.

[Grampa Dave]

[FBD]

Hey Grampa Dave!

Thanks for posting that pic! Sorry for messing up your comment search with that one. I didn't realize how big it was, till after I posted it. I'm surprised the admin.mod didn't pull it, actually...

BTW, note to all; If anyone would like this picture supersized, just ask me... heh, heh. And let me know if you want the hot apple pie, (2 for a dollar) with that order.

[FBD]

" Ask her to teach you to say 7777 seasick seamen.

Oh, CM, it was so funny!!! We were sitting on her deck, and I asked her to say it. It sounded like;"Whofeneetee fwewoofwee, tweewhoffwee, twee, tweewhoofftwee, twee, twee,...I about fell off the side.

Guys, if you ever need something to amuse you, ask a Swede to say the above. It sounds someone trying to whistle, and talk at the same time...

[FBD]

Hey Mud,

Water temp:low 50's
Wet Suit??? Dry top, over a farmer john, FRiend. Provided you don't have to swim, dry tops keep you nice and warm.

Salt water is very bouyant, so it's fairly easy to roll.
A kayak roll is kind of like golfing:
#1. keep your head down
#2 If you are having problems, everybody that's with you tries to give you advice.
#3 You have off days where you just can't get it right, in which case; you are in the water, trying to find your ball(s).

[Mudboy Slim]

"Expand the Patriot Act or NO?!"

"The Justice Department is preparing to expand the 2001 Patriot Act to increase surveillance within the United States while restricting access to information and limiting judicial review, a nonprofit government watchdog group asserted Friday. The Center for Public Integrity said it obtained a copy of the draft legislation from a government source. The document, labeled "confidential," was posted Friday on the organization's Internet site along with an analysis."

I REFUSE to trust a WORD uttered by this LeftWingWhacko group, but I have no doubt that the Patriot Act will be reformed in the upcoming months and years, and it is incumbent upon all Patriotic Americans to see that the Justice Department does not overdue it any more than it already has.

"Justice Department officials said no final decisions have made on any such legislation, and it could change substantially before it is completed. Spokeswoman Barbara Comstock acknowledged the department is "continually considering anti-terrorism measures and would be derelict if we were not doing so."

Good fer them...however, John Ashcroft and his minions had best concentrate on enforcing the Laws on the Books before asking for yet more police powers, IMHO!! RadicalRightWing Libertarians are watching these incursions into our Civil Liberties every bit as close as these Socialist morons are, and we're expecting the Patriot Act to be rescinded within the next few years or else...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fred, you may have been in the military, (I doubt it) but so was Benedict Arnold. Oh, and so was your Burger King buddy, Scott Ritter. Just because you were IN the military, does not make YOU loyal to the U.S. or patriotic, pal."

Dittoes...Fred has said nothing on this thread or elsewhere that distinguishes him from being anything more than yer typical PISS-ANT MORON Clinton-Lovin' PUNK!!

Thank God he's retired!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Awesome, dude...that is so kewl!! "Soddom!!! Prepare to MEET YER MAKER!!!"

FReegards, Gramps...MUD

[FBD]

Hey Mud,

Looks like everyone's out. Guess I'll catch ya' all later.
Catch U. of Oklahoma tomorrow night vs U of Texas, on ESPN, I'll point out my nephew-in-law to you.

FBD -over-n-out.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...let me know if you want the hot apple pie, (2 for a dollar) with that order."

A La Mode?! MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It sounded like;"Whofeneetee fwewoofwee, tweewhoffwee, twee, tweewhoofftwee, twee, twee,...I about fell off the side."

BWAHAHAHAHA...I need to hang out with more Swedes...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I do speak fluent Ebonics...)8^D!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Sounds like fun, my FRiend...a really good architect buddy of mine here in Richmond used to be an avid kayaker--he's now into Formula One racing--and he says the James River is one of the best urban runs anywhere in the country. I'll probably haveta take up the hobby, 'cuz it's too far fer me to git to good surfin' waves consistently, and I can only afford to golf every so often...well, at least 'til the CD goes double-platinum...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"U. of Oklahoma tomorrow night vs U of Texas, on ESPN, I'll point out my nephew-in-law to you."

Will do...how'd you become a Sooner fan?! My dad usedta think Switzer walked on water and PhiKapMom bleeds Sooner Red, too!! If ya like sports, yer sure gonna enjoy making FReeper allies in one instance, then bein' at each other's throats fer the next game...sorta like politics in some ways...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Pearl Jam's "RATS!!"

They don't eat, don't sleep
They don't feed, they don't seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet
They don't push, don't crowd
Congregate until they're much too loud
F**k to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so called best friend

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't shit where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

They don't scam, don't fight
Don't oppress an equals given rights
Starve the poor so they can be well fed
Line their holes with the dead ones bread

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way }
Don't pack themselves together and run as one } (2x)
Don't shit where they're not supposed to }
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare... }

Rats...They don't compare (2x)
Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)

Ain't that sumthin'?! Any idea what Pearl Jam CD this song can be found on?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You have a nice day, too, LeftyDOLT...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Not only was I in the military, son, I retired from it...and really, whether you think I did or not does not change the truth that I did."

If yer tellin' the truth, sir, thank you fer yer service to this Country, but every Vet I know and respect LOATHES Slick Willie and everything he stands for, so please excuse us if we believe there's a damn good chance you are lying.

Did you fight in Nam, sir...or see any action wherein you were in a battle situation?

"You really should take the blinders off and try to learn something, think for yourself, rather than just take the garbage you are fed by Limbaugh at face value."

When's the last time you listened to the EIB, Fred?! He sure seems to know a lot more about REALITY than you apparently do...maybe you should take the blinders off yerself and give him a listen when you can. Might lend an iota of credibility to yer criticism of the man.

MUD