Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW..."HAIKU TECHNIQUES" by Jane Reichhold

(As published in the Autumn, 2000 issue of Frogpond, Journal of the Haiku Society of America.)

"In my early years of haiku writing, I easily accepted the prevalent credo being espoused on how to write haiku. This was, sometimes implied and occasionally expressed, as being: if the author's mind/heart was correctly aligned in the "proper" attitude, while experiencing a so-called "haiku moment", one merely had to report on the experience to have a darn-good haiku. One reason for rejoicing in the acceptance of this view, was that it by-passed the old 5-7-5 barrier crisis. This was certainly a plus for the whole 70s haiku scene as there seemed a danger of the entire movement bogging down in fights, arguments and broken friendships."

FWIW...on the Black threads, all Haiku's shall be of the 5-7-5 variety or else they ain't haikus, IMHO...MUD

[Happygal]

I never knew there was anything other than a 5-7-5 variety! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Neither did I...apparently, the RadicalUniversityLeft even changed poetry rules...SHEEEESH!!

And what the heck's a "Haiku Moment"?!! LOL...RATS, you just gotta laugh at 'em...MUD

[sultan88]

Hey, Happygal can haiku! Good job!!

[FBD]

Hey, Mud,
Home for lunch--
You got it!!! good job on the search.

http://www.kxl.com/Lars.asp

Lars Larson is a good guy, and NRA member. I went to our NRA banquet, and Lars was guest speaker. He quoted PJ O'Rourke, who once said, "We might need our guns to shoot Democrats, it happened before, in 1812."(rough quote)

Lars is also a friend of Nugent, I believe, as is El Rushbo.

Nugent was pretty wild as everybody knows. But he's mellowed with age, and is a good family guy, father and husband. He was once offered drugs by Jimmy Hendrix. Ted turned him down, and told his band members he would can them if he caught them high. Jimmy Hendrix shoulda' listened to Ted...

The jackass Bill Maher once said of Ted, "Ted Nugent gives conservatives a bad name."
I say, "Bill Maher gives Bill Maher a bad name." BTW, Ted likes his SUV.
He also likes animals, and says, "They taste delicious!"

[Mudboy Slim]

Can YOU Haiku, Bossman?! LOL!! BTW...my ol' man sent me another offering that had to have been culled from FR.com. Alamo-Girl...this looks like a knock-off of yer handiwork and if it gets to my dad, it's made it to a lotta folks on the Net...

"Is it possible that all of these deaths of people connected with the Clintons could be coincidental??"

Just a few people Clinton didn't have to Pardon.

1. James McDougal--Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation." (He was also denied heart medication against doctor's orders, as I recall.)

"2. Mary Mahoney--A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.

"3. Vince Foster--Former white House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head; ruled a suicide.

"4. Ron Brown--Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.

"5. C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser--Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization. Died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

"6. Paul Tulley--Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a "Dear friend and trusted advisor".

"7. Ed Willey--Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events."

"8. Jerry Parks--Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died, the files were mysteriously removed from his house."

"9. James Bunch--Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a "Black Book" of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas."

"10. James Wilson--Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

"11. Kathy Ferguson--Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones."

"12. Bill Shelton--Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound. Also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee.

"13. Gandy Baugh--Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

"14. Florence Martin--Accountant and sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds."

"15. Suzanne Coleman--Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head; ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

"16. Paula Grober--Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident."

"17. Danny Casolaro--Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation."

"18. Paul Wilcher--Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno three weeks before his death.

"19. Jon Parnell Walker--Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corporation. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee scandal.

"20. Barbara Wise--Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce." (I still can't believe this one didn't get as much--or MORE--coverage as the Chandra Levy Murder.)

"21. Charles Meissner--Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance. Died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.

"22. Dr. Stanley Heard--Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee. Died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council, personally treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother."

"23. Barry Seal--Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas; death was no accident.

"24. Johnny Lawhorn Jr.--Mechanic...Found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.

"25. Stanley Huggins--Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released.

"26. Hershell Friday--Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded.

"27. Kevin Ives & Don Henry--Known as "The boys on the track" case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said..."due to falling asleep on railroad tracks." Later reports claim the two boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury."

"THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION IN THE IVES/HENRY CASE:
28. Keith Coney--Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, July 88.
29. Keith McMaskle--Died. (A slight understatment) Stabbed 113 times, Nov 1988.
30. Gregory Collins--Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31. Jeff Rhodes--He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
33. James Milan--Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to "natural causes".
34. Jordan Kettleson--Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
35. Richard Winters--A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.

"THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:
36. Major William S. Barkley Jr.
37. Captain Scott J. Reynolds
38. Sgt. Brian Hanley
39. Sgt. Tim Sabel
40. Major General William Robertson
41. Col. William Densberger
42. Col. Robert Kelly
43. Spec. Gary Rhodes
44. Steve Willis
45. Robert Williams
46. Conway LeBleu
47. Todd McKeehan

"Quite an impressive list! Pass this on. Let the public become aware of what happens to friends of the Clintons!"

Quite a KILLER Boyfriend/POTUS ya got there, MurryMom...after you serve him, yer best bet is to fergit you ever met the dude, but he still might have ya killed...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for the heads up! But, er, the list on the Downside Legacy is much longer:

LIST OF NAMES
*BODY COUNT* RESEARCH PROJECT

[jla]

The name of the gal at Oxford was Eileen Wellstone.

[Mudboy Slim]

Bill Maher is an absolute A$$...he gives "Politically-Incorrect" a bad name, as well as Libertarians...I cannot understand why ANYBODY would EVER go on Maher's MORONIC show...enjoy yer lunch, I'm headin' home fer dinner myself!!

'Sposed to snow (1-3 inches of wintry mix) tonite...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I stand corrected...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the Link, My FRiend...I figgered it was a cheap knock-off, but it still took forever to format...LOL!! God bless YOU fer all the DSL stuff you've coordinated over the years.

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

OK
(You may now be seated)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you, especially for the blessing! And may God bless you, too! Hugs!

[Happygal]

Are you still taking RR Haiku today?

Ronald's birthday here,
Everyone gushing kudos,
The Gipper nods, smiles

(and)

Nancy holds a hand,
That once signed 'red letters',
Infirmity? STRONG!

[FBD]

Wow,
That was a really nice haiku poem, Happygal.
I'm impressed!
FBD

[Happygal]

Don't be impressed.

They are written in 10 minutes. Just an expression of how I feel about Ronald Reagan is all. (And particularly how I feel about the loyalty of his loving wife, Nancy)

[FBD]

"I tried really hard to get Paul Silhan (Rush's parodyist before Paul Shanklin) to play some and he actually performed an "Imagine" version that was very similar to one I had emailed him--so I started hanging out more with my friends who usedta play guitar...LOL!! We'll git there eventually, and Slick&theRATS ain't gonna know what hit 'em when Limbaugh plays mudtunes on the EIB!!"

I wondered what happened to Silhan. I like Shanklin, but what was the deal on that? Did he and El Rushbo have a falling out?

BTW, Mud yer lyrics are every bit as good as Shanklin's! Another BTW, did you invite MurryMom to contaminate your Black thread with her blather?!?

MudMurryMamma

I've noticed (happily) an absense of li-bore-all nonsense on yer thread, I didn't think they could find it!

[FBD]

Well, I am impressed. Not everyone has that kind of talent, and I could work on it for a week, and still not come up with something as good. So there!

You did have a very inspirational subject to work with.
I've been looking at polls of Presidents, and inspite of all the lousy press, and the liberal lies about Reagan, his ratings go up every year.

Lincoln consistently ranks #1. Roosevelt is dropping, and I predict klintoon will soon be #43rd, then #44, and on down. Warren Harding will get bumped up a notch, thanks to sick willie!