Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

I just spammed you over the 1/2 way mark to 1000, Mud. That'll be $57.50. Yer bills in the mail!

That'll teach you for thinkin' I'm cheap!

[Happygal]

Did you hear that the city of Charlottesville has passed an anti-war resolution?

Really?
Well theres an anti-war rally in my home town on Saturday, and I'm planning a one-woman Freep!

I figure, I'll probably out number the peaceniks! *L* (Outside of the organisers). Most people round here, don't care either ways.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sultan88 asked me in a post if I was Landru"

That's on account of you showin' up jist 'bout the time Ol' Landru ran into his contract squabbles...MUD

[FBD]

Hey Mud,

Instead of paying me that $57.50 you owe me, (my standard rate for spam posts) how'z 'bout honoring what you said on POST #218?!?

Mud quote to FBD:
Alright, pick one and I'll FReep it...George Jones might be a good selection, IMHO"...MUD

OK, my choice is:

Whattya think? Nugent is a big game hunter, NRA fan, and can't stand Klintoon. How'z about a FREEP for the ol' crooner?

[Mudboy Slim]

The address I gave you fer the MudCave is inaccurate...LOL!! Good luck gettin' me to pay my bills...MUD

[FBD]

Mud if you don't pay yer bill, I shall be forced to stand outside the Mudcave and picket!!! How about a FReep??

[sultan88]

"That'll be $57.50. Yer bills in the mail!"

heh heh. A word of warning. Don't hold yer breath on payment. But if you were really Landru, you would have known that.

[sultan88]

Cool! Let us know how it goes.

[sultan88]

"A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end any discussion of animal rights." -- Lance Morrow

From FBD's profile page. That's my favorite.

[FBD]

I like this Landru guy...

When you first mentioned him, I thought he was a banned poster. I had this vision of a frustrated FReeper that could only view posts, but not respond. Especially if you were talking about him!

Then I remembered the movie "Heaven Can Wait".
Anyone see that? Being a banned poster that comes back as a differant personna is kind of like that, I think...heh, heh. ;^)

[FBD]

Mud, I have decided to hold up this sign in front of the Mudcave, until you either pay up. (cash only please, I don't want to have to report the earnings to the IRS)

Or you can keep your word RE: POST# 218; to FReep a song of my choice, by the the artist of my choice. I have picked Ted Nugent, but you can pick the song. Deal?

[FBD]

Thanks Sultan,

This is my favorite quote:

"As usual, the liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound ideas are original and none of the original ideas are sound."-- Harold Macmillan

Looks like every one has left, and I'm talking to myself again...("No I'm not!" "Yes, I am"...)

Catch you all later,
time for dinner here on the left-coast.

[conservativemusician]

"BTW...cm, you DID know the Sultan's my boss, didn't ya?! And Sultan, did YOU know that when you subtract "ivemusic" from "conservativemusician", you end up with "conservatian"?!! Doo doo doo doo doo...where's Landru?! Where's jla?! Where's/HOO's Paul Cruce?!

BTW2..."Could not find anybody named 'conservatian'"


GET OUT!!!!!

Sultan, are you really his boss?????

Mud, I want some of what you got!!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

I'm still giddy from watchin' the Anti-American DemonRATS

Ain't it a hoot. They be steppin' all over their Gephardt's after Colin's episode of UN "show 'n tell".

Now that the RATs are lookin' about as sharp as Gomer Pyle, GW's team, which is rough, tough and hard to bluff is gonna lay a lickin' on Saddam that'll make all the RAT pres wannabes look like Barney Fife with his one bullet, unloaded gun.

[goldilucky]

Sorry but who is FBD?

[Mudboy Slim]

"RE-Impeachment Fever"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")

Ha-aiigh!!
Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong...
Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!!
Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good...
Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!

It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed...
By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour!
The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"...
Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!!
We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing!
It's growin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'!
It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain!
Folks want a ch-ch-change!
You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain,
"It's okay for Bill to LIE...
Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"

(Awesome RightWinger, SecondAmendmentSupportin' Guitar Jammin')

Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"...
Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!!
The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATS...
They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!

Catch the Fever...RE-Impeachment Fever!
Dethrone Left's "Leader"! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Indict Slick's Minions! RE-Impeachment Fever!!
Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Yee-owwww!!

FReegards...MUD


290 posted on 10/17/2001 9:40 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUD's gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

And the Centaurs can play this song like a charm...MUD


399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

Dude, I've been walking around with "Hussein" playing in my head since yesterday!LOL

Last night at rehearsal, during a break, I started playin' it and singin' whatever Freeped lyrics I could remember.

The guys were in hysterics!

[BOBTHENAILER]

And the Centaurs can play this song like a charm...MUD

Another Mud homerun. One of these days I'm gonna get out there and hear the Centaurs.

[jla]

...she's already sold the stated goal of 100 boxes per 8-year-old Brownie

Sounds like you're raising a precocious little capitalist there.

...thank God it appears she's inherited her momma's looks