Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

We do DeeCee get-togethers ALL THE TIME...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thomas Jefferson must be whirling in his grave"

Yep, but more at disgust with the GROWTH of the Federal Leviathan...local DOLTS can make Local DOLT Proclamations...who cares?! Maybe the Local DOLTS, but I doubt it...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

I think dc people may be going to NYC on the 15th . . .

[goldilucky]

Those were just excellent post!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"What's the NooYawkSlimes whinin' about NOW?!!"

The Ol' Grey Lady can kiss my hairy white behind...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CPAC fer FR.com...Reflections!!"

Great job, y'all, even better than last year, IMHO...I can't wait until next year when I will definitely haveta take off the whole week just to prepare...LOL!! Too much fun havin' that many FReepers in one place.

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Some may...but, IMHO, the United Nations is IRRELEVANT to the Issue of National Security, and the Leftist RATS protests in and around the United Nations are MEANINGLESS and POINTLESS!! I wish the NooYawk FReepers well in their endeavors that weekend and it'll surely be interesting counter-protesting those anti-American DOLTS....still, the RealBallGame's in DeeCee, my FRiend, and that's where I'm going on the 15th of February...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

FBD's a good addition to the Black Lineup, don't you agree?! And he came relatively cheap...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"he came relatively cheap"

Landru, OTOH, has become a costly nightmare...if these contract negotiations don't come to a conclusion soon, I'm going to cut him off the Black thread gravy train altogether!!

Seriously Landru...this work stoppage of yers has gone on long enuff!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

{t:COCAINE }
{st:by J. J. Cale}
#Comments/corrections to Brian Davies (davies@ils.nwu.edu)
{c: Repeat main riff twice for each line of the verses:}
[E] [E] [D] [E] [E] [D]

{c: Introduction on Riff Four Times}

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground, cocaine.

She don't [E] lie, she don't [D] lie, she don't [C] lie, [B] cocaine.
Riff Twice

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues, cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run, cocaine.

{c: Chorus}

{c: Solo on Riff Twelve Times}

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on, cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine.

{c: Chorus}

{c: Chorus}

{c: Solo on Riff Eight Times}

[Mudboy Slim]

"HUSSEIN!!"
To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")

{c: Repeat main riff twice for each line of the verses:} [E] [E] [D] [E] [E] [D]

{c: Introduction on Riff Four Times}

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out, cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground, cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Hussein!!
Riff Twice

(ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...)

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues, When your day is done and you wanna run, cocaine. {c: Chorus}
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Hussein!!
Riff Twice

{c: Solo on Riff Twelve Times}

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on, Hussein!!
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, Hussein!!

{c: Chorus}
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Hussein!!
Riff Twice

{c: Chorus}
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Hussein!!
Riff Twice

{c: Solo on Riff Eight Times}

Pre...MUD

BTW...cm, I'm trying to give you an idea how long each of these takes.

[FreeTheHostages]

?? I"m not sure that there's anything happening in DC that weekend, Mud. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I think the protest is in NYC

[Mudboy Slim]

"HUSSEIN!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "COCAINE")

If you wanna hang out...WE've gotta take him out, HUSSEIN!!!
If you wanna lay down...Baghdad's yer town, RATbrains!!
Soddom lies, he ain't Right, FReedomFight...Hussein!!

(ConservativeMusician rockin' it a tad...)

If you got RATviews, you needta sing MUD's blues...Be Sane!!
When yer fightin' THUGS, you need the Bigger Gun..."Prevail!!"
Willie lies, Slick's a SPY!! Let's INDICT...RATS' Shame!!

(ConservativeMusician workin' it like only a 20-year vet can...)

Pack yer things...yer gone, boy, you best just ride on, Hussein!!
Don't forget this fact, OUR Target's Yer Back, Hussein!!
Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom'sBlight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!

Clinton lied...Chi-Com SPY...Slick, WE'll Try...Clinton!!

(ConservativeMusician jammin' 'til fade)

FReegards...MUD

So, how long was that?!!

[Mudboy Slim]

If I'm there, something's happenin'...MUD

[BOBTHENAILER]

Dubyuh's RIGHT...Soddom'sBlight...Right Shall Smite...Hussein!!

Man, Mud, this is weird. I was cruisin' down the road a coupla days ago, heard this song on the radio, and immediately started thinkin' that Hussein would make a nice fit for cocaine in a mud style rewrite.

Great job FRiend. Ya beat me to it.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...vuja de all over again...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"One by one, we're gonna get 'em..."

Yep...just like the Duke, we're gonna walk the BadGuys down one-by-one...RATS, Resistance is FUTILE!!

I'm still giddy from watchin' the Anti-American DemonRATS like TommyBrokeJaw haveta admit that they wuz WRONG about Soddom...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

Hey Mud< Thanks for the the compliment!

"And he came relatively cheap...MUD"

You haven't got the bill I sent you yet? Better check yer mailbox...

BTW; Who's Landru??? Was he banned to the woodshed, or something?(Sultan88 asked me in a post if I was Landru.)

[FBD]

499...

[FBD]

500 !!!