Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

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[KLT]

Actually,I think they are from Gainesville, Florida.

For real....I thought they were from Alabama....maybe it's just the song "Sweet Home Alabama" that made people assume so...Thanks cm....

Karen AKA KLT

[jla]

Have Jessie Lee put me down for:

2 Caramel Delites
2 Peanut Butter Patties
2 Peanut Butter Sandwiches

[jla]

Much obliged , thank you.

[FBD]

Hey Mud, I'm interested incoming to the Dee Cee thing, if I can finagle it. Slow time of year for my work...
I just looked at the bottom of my home page at FR, and those darn little smiley face gifs are proliferatin' down there! I'm gonna have to get them spayed or neutered or somethin'...

I might just have to knock 'em off...any idear's?
Wood chipper, chain saw massacre, guillotine, saw blade? So many choices....

[FBD]

Maybe I misunderstood, but aren't you D.C. guys doing some kind of get together this spring?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein!!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Cocaine!!")

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Charlottesville--the City--is actually quite Socialist, IMHO...it's the surrounding counties where you find the real Americans living, that town is run by a bunch of IGNORANY DOLTS!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, Sultan...every parody is a work in progress 'til we git it down on vinyl (LOL!!) or 8-track or cassette or CD or DVD, but I don't post 'em to FR.com 'til I'm proud of 'em...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I just wonder about the time spent in doing all these songs!"

Depends who you ask, my FRiend...the Missuz will tell ya flat out, "TOO FReepin' Much!!" while I dutifully respond, "Not Quite FReepin' 'Nuff!!"

LOL...MUD

BTW...that's why I totally gave up sleep--fer good--in the winter of '87/'88...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Time for FR and a little bit of work."

Heh heh heh, very funny, bossman...MUD

BTW...cm, you DID know the Sultan's my boss, didn't ya?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Time for FR and a little bit of work."

Heh heh heh, very funny, bossman...MUD

BTW...cm, you DID know the Sultan's my boss, didn't ya?! And Sultan, did YOU know that when you subtract "ivemusic" from "conservativemusician", you end up with "conservatian"?!! Doo doo doo doo doo...where's Landru?! Where's jla?! Where's/HOO's Paul Cruce?!

BTW2..."Could not find anybody named 'conservatian'"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Time for FR and a little bit of work."

Heh heh heh, very funny, bossman...MUD

BTW...cm, you DID know the Sultan's my boss, didn't ya?! And Sultan, did YOU know that when you subtract "ivemusic" from "conservativemusician", you end up with "conservatian"?!! Doo doo doo doo doo...where's Landru?! Where's jla?! Where's/HOO's Paul Cruce?!

BTW2..."Could not find anybody named 'conservatian'"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Iconoclast has good stuff."

Yep...feel FRee to link articles to the Black threads when you git the urge...good funny satire!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...wasn't Tom Sullivan incredibly EXCELLENT today on the EIB?!

[iceskater]

I know. I think Thomas Jefferson must be whirling in his grave. I think something truly bizarre has happened in the universe. We have a less-than-stellar (I'm trying to be nice here) liberal, democrat governor; Charlottesville has just passed this idiotic resolution; and, Kofi Annan is speaking at William and Mary on Saturday and there will be an anti-war protest there on Saturday also. But the state of Maryland has elected a republican governor (who beat a Kennedy, no less) and they are re-implementing the death penalty. I may have to move back to Maryland....

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eric Clapton!!" ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I thought they were from Alabama....maybe it's just the song "Sweet Home Alabama" that made people assume so."

That's what I love about NorthernChix, they're sooooo durned GULLIBLE...LOL!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Consider it done...payment ain't due 'til she delivers the cookies to you in March...they're $3.50/box...and she's already sold the stated goal of 100 boxes per 8-year-old Brownie...who gets the $350?!! I'm gonna haveta do some investigatin'...LOL!!

SHEEEEESH...and we already pay Brownie dues...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm interested incoming to the Dee Cee thing..."

On the 15th of February?! AWESOME!!! I need to talk to the DeeCee FReepers to see how they wanna work it, but while the ANTI-American Left is in NooYawk making their case to the IRRELEVANT United Nations, some of US Virginians were thinking 'bout making OUR case to the U.S. Congress!!

Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if Sodom'sWormFood by then and the Iraqi Sheeple'll be dancing in the streets celebratin' their Liberation from Tyranny!!!

Be there or spend the rest of yer life trying to convince folks you wuz...MUD