Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Terry McAuliffe apparently swung by the FReeper booth at CPAC yesterday and I MISSED HIM!!!

I gotta give the boy credit fer having the cajones to do that, but if I'd been there, he'd have had to take a swing at me fer all the KRAP I wouldda spewed his way...LOL!! Also, got Horowitz to sign his latest book, "Uncivil Wars"

"To Mud Boy Slim
FReep the World!!
D.S. Horowitz"

I missed him speaking this year, but I saw him last year and he's really got an interesting perspective on life...I wouldn't wish his upbringing on my worst enemy, but he's really got his head on straight now, IMHO.

Good day so far...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Terry McAuliffe'

[FBD]

Hey guys,

Sad day...

Word is that Islamofascists are celebrating our loss.
We take no joy in the loss of innocent life in Iraq, Palestine, or Afganistan. Yet some are dancing in the streets today in the middle-east. Sickening...
Catch up with you in a few days.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Islamofascists are celebrating our loss."

As are all anti-American Leftists...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"House of the Vile Clinton!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")

In OUR White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on that Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's OUR White House in ol' DeeCee...
We Shan't Condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
Yes, we'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!

Mudboy Slim

FReepers, we must...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC on the 15th of February of this year!!

WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

[jla]

Terry McAuliffe apparently swung by the FReeper booth at CPAC yesterday and I MISSED HIM!!!

Probably a good thing. Mrs. Mud sure doesn't need to be drivin' up to DC to bail you out of jail.

You have a good time & keep on carryin' the conservative torch.

[Mudboy Slim]

Bail ME Outta Jail?!! NONSENSE...I always let the other dude strike the first blow so that whatever occurs in the aftermath is legally Self-Defense...and my rapier wit and relentless taunting shall force McAuliffe to strike the first blow when next we meet...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm A Lonesome Fugitive"
(As sung by Merle Haggard)
Capo 4th Fret

(Picking solo - see below)

Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home
I raised a lot of cane back in my younger days
While Mama used to pray my crops would fail
Now I'm a hunted fugitive with just two ways
Outrun the law or spend my life in jail

CHORUS
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

(Guitar Solo)

I'm lonely but I can't afford the luxury
Of having one I love to come along
She'd only slow me down and they'd catch up with me
For he who travels fastest goes alone

CHORUS
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

(Guitar solo - see below) REPEAT AND FADE

Pre...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Yesterday was a tough day my FRiend.

A little Merle would do me good.



Give me a CPAC update, if you would. Haven't heard much about it. Thanks in advance.

[FreeTheHostages]

Mudboy -- where were ya Saturday! I stayed until about 9 at the Sports Bar, prepared to pay for your tequila. You didn't show. But we met a guy and told him he's love Free Republic and he's joined up: Warrior Nurse here.

Two reasons you should be nice to him: (1) He's serving our country and (2) hee hee, since you weren't there, I picted up his bar tab instead of paying for your tequila. Hee hee.

So, Mudboy, are we even? What were you doing, playing keyboards in Richmond I suspect!

[sultan88]

"So, Mudboy...? What were you doing?"

I am curious as to how he explains his "muysterious" absence, especially when you were buying. He also missed seeing his buddy T-Mac at the FReeper booth. An opportunity lost forever!

[Mudboy Slim]

"CPAC 2003...FReepers ROCK the Conservative World!!"

[Mudboy Slim]

We are even, my FRiend...I hooked up with some ol' buddies of mine and our plan was to get to the Sports Bar, but it wouldn't have been 'til after 9, though. Turned out to be a long, unsober evening and a taxi ride from Vienna to the Gateway Marriott to maybe--or maybe not--see all the FReepers was not the most popular alternative after a while.

Sorry to miss y'all but it sounds like you found a worthy replacement fer my tequila-drinkin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I was inexplicably partying with non-FReepers...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/834616/posts.........DeeCee FReepers ROCK...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/834616/posts

[Mudboy Slim]

What were you doing, playing keyboards in DeeCee

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/834813/posts

[Mudboy Slim]

Yet, with all this going on, two indisputable facts have surfaced about the man in the Oval Office.


First, this is a man we in middle America have always identified with and trusted. We know his word is his bond. He's not perfect, he might not always be right, but we instinctively know he makes his decisions based on what he believes is best for the American people. If America were a small town, Bill Clinton would be the used car salesman everyone but newcomers and idiots avoided; George W. Bush would be the owner of the general store who also happened to be mayor, chewing the fat with the locals around the wood stove on Saturday mornings and helping them to get things done that needed doing.


Second, this is a sincere, pious man, which is also the underlying reason for the first point. George W. Bush demonstrates a quiet yet confident faith in the Creator, which governs his everyday life and decisions. We have seen it all too often in his eyes in the past 18 months - there is real pain there, real tears when things have gone truly bad, tears shed not for himself but for those of us who are suffering emotional or physical pain. Again, if we saw America as a small town, George would be in church on Sundays and would try to close up early on Wednesdays to get to church then also. He'd be one of the first on the phone to you when a family member died, and no doubt Laura would be by soon with a covered dish and just the right words of comfort.


In short, this is a real man

[Mudboy Slim]

"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)