[jla]

Terry McAuliffe apparently swung by the FReeper booth at CPAC yesterday and I MISSED HIM!!!

Probably a good thing. Mrs. Mud sure doesn't need to be drivin' up to DC to bail you out of jail.

You have a good time & keep on carryin' the conservative torch.

[Mudboy Slim]

Bail ME Outta Jail?!! NONSENSE...I always let the other dude strike the first blow so that whatever occurs in the aftermath is legally Self-Defense...and my rapier wit and relentless taunting shall force McAuliffe to strike the first blow when next we meet...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm A Lonesome Fugitive"
(As sung by Merle Haggard)
Capo 4th Fret

(Picking solo - see below)

Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home
I raised a lot of cane back in my younger days
While Mama used to pray my crops would fail
Now I'm a hunted fugitive with just two ways
Outrun the law or spend my life in jail

CHORUS
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

(Guitar Solo)

I'm lonely but I can't afford the luxury
Of having one I love to come along
She'd only slow me down and they'd catch up with me
For he who travels fastest goes alone

CHORUS
I'd like to settle down but they won't let me
A fugitive must be a rolling stone
Down every road there's always one more city
I'm on the run, the highway is my home
I'm on the run, the highway is my home

(Guitar solo - see below) REPEAT AND FADE

Pre...MUD