Scott Ritter's Sex Chat Screen Names (help us out!)

FR ^ | 01.20.03 | Registered

[Registered]

Here are just a few of Scott Ritter's Sex Chat names...

• BigBagdhaddy
• MWOMD (my weapon of mass destruction)
• ILOVEURAQ
• FreeInspections
• UnitemetoyourNation
• ILoveSaddamy
• PatriotMissile4U
• TurnURheadandKofi
• TeenAngelDaddy

 

Feel free to help out....

[small voice in the wilderness]

mecca_man-outta-u

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Allah-ta monkeylove.

[AppyPappy]

You are trying too hard to not accept it. His silence on the matter is deafening. If I were innocent and this was alleged about me, I'd sing like a bird.

[TommyDale]

Yup.

[AppyPappy]

Everyone who disagrees with Bush and is charged as a child molestor is guilty.

Thank you for sharing, Captain Inane.

[alisasny]

yes, Ritters no comment on this matter speaks volumns....

Which makes all his rants subject now to intense scrutiny....

[woofie]

"Im the ROTO RITTER MAN"

[Burkeman1]

So people who "go about their business" and don't oppose Bush (which you equate with being for America) are ok and shouldn't be bothered (why would they be)- but trouble makers and those who disagree with Bush (and you and your notion of what is best for America) are traitors and should be hunted down- slimed and treated as scum? Does that basically sum up your beliefs?

[Revolting cat!]

InspecttheInspector

[lorrainer]

materialbreacher

[woofie]

Counseling might help you

[Catspaw]

In Wisconsin, these are called "deferred prosecution agreements." The case is held open for a certain length of time (the longest I've seen is 12 months), and if the defendant commits no criminal acts during that time period, the case is dismissed and the record sealed. If the defendant commits a criminal act during that time period, he (or she) is charged with the new crime as well as the previous crime.

[TommyDale]

"So people who "go about their business" and don't oppose Bush (which you equate with being for America) are ok and shouldn't be bothered (why would they be)- but trouble makers and those who disagree with Bush (and you and your notion of what is best for America) are traitors and should be hunted down- slimed and treated as scum? Does that basically sum up your beliefs?"

In this particular case, it does.

[Burkeman1]

I sat on a jury at a rape trial when I was a 21 year old idiot liberal. I had been indoctrinated in all the feminist crap about how a woman never tells a lie about rape while I was in college. But when I was on this jury and I saw how pathetic the evidence was (it was clear the girlfriend was making up the entire story and that the boy had insisted that it be brought to trial even though they had offered him a deal) and it opened my eyes to the justice system. I can see the reasons why Ritter or someone like him would not want to go to trial. I can also see why a prosecutor would strike a deal because if it did go to trial Ritter would win. I am just saying- this whole thing stinks.

[Focault's Pendulum]

With humble deference to DFU.

Sung to the Beatle's tune She was just Seventeen!

She was under sevente-en
You know what I mea-een

And the way she typed...was all that I could cra-ave!
I'll never chat with another.
OOOOOOOH!
sung with a little jiggle in your throat....no pun intended

Since I saw that you needed a shave.

probably should've just said falsetto tremelo......right!

[TommyDale]

"...I can also see why a prosecutor would strike a deal because if it did go to trial Ritter would win."

How do you know he would win? Are you Scott Ritter? Are you the fired Assistant DA? Are you psychic? I would dare say that there was substantial evidence, including his computer files, to convict. My hunch is that the ADA made a deal either because she was lazy, or was possibly bribed. She WAS fired, right?

[doug from upland]

I like it. I've already did one song, but this one might have merit.

[Howlin]

This has GOT to stop.....I cannot possibly laugh anymore than I already have.

Chad had some great ones last night:

To: Miss Marple

Well, maybe the 'tour' of the Children's prison was actually Window Shopping?

282 posted on 01/19/2003 1:10 PM EST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)

To: friendly

"Hey little girl, wanna play 'Iraqi Children's Prison'?"

258 posted on 01/19/2003 12:31 PM EST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)

To: Howlin

"I take that to mean you dont' want to see my warhead?"

239 posted on 01/19/2003 12:15 PM EST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)

To: Howlin

"Show me those Weapons of Mass Distraction, baby! Woo-hoo!"

224 posted on 01/19/2003 12:02 PM EST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)

To: Howlin

"So, Mr. Ritter, is it true that your favorite pick-up line in chat rooms is, "Baby, let me be your inspector?""

< BOOM >

heh heh heh

220 posted on 01/19/2003 11:51 AM EST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)

[Burkeman1]

yes- she was- after the story came to light and her boss- a man with ambition- fired her.

[2grit]

smallcox

[Stultis]

Normally I would direct you to Roger's Profanisaurus, but unfortunately (or fortunately) it's not in there.