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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
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To: .30Carbine
...When you only see the dogs when they come back in the house and come over and push themselves between you and the keyboard
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posted on
03/08/2003 4:20:09 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: LadyShallott
...when you put down the laptop to hug your wife in the morning, and then immediately pick it back up.....
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posted on
03/08/2003 4:21:11 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: LadyShallott
...you give her back her laptop for her time at breakfast, and go to the other room to sign back on......
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posted on
03/08/2003 4:22:28 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: LadyShallott
That's hilarious, and it all makes perfect sense!
84
posted on
03/08/2003 4:30:42 AM PST
by
WaterDragon
(Playing possum doesn't work against nukes.)
To: All
this is a really fun thread
85
posted on
03/08/2003 4:51:00 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: blackdog
"And a carefully positioned mirror by the computer so I can watch television Fox News........"
Oh my gosh! You too? And my husband thought it was weird!
To: Libertina; LadyShallott; snippy_about_it
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.
ROTFLOL
You have time for sex? LOL. That is funny,well, maybe not.
I think I'm going to get in touch with JimRob and request he shut down FR every Sat. between 11:00 -11:30pm for 'maintenance'.
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posted on
03/08/2003 5:02:00 AM PST
by
Vinnie
To: Vinnie
...you go on vacation and you confrim internet access before you make reservations
88
posted on
03/08/2003 5:18:09 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: LadyShallott
When asked what you and your wife did on vacation you say "Not much except for a lot of freeping".
To: nutmeg; zelig
In case you missed it.
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posted on
03/08/2003 6:06:33 AM PST
by
evilC
To: LadyShallott
bttt
91
posted on
03/08/2003 7:24:23 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: .30Carbine
"In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one."Oh, my gosh, I've done this.
Sometimes he calls me Miss Slippy. ROTFLMAO!
Thanks for the ping, .30!
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:30:31 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: The Wizard
...When you only see the dogs when they come back in the house and come over and push themselves between you and the keyboard.We have a cat here...and I really resent that he demands that I get up to feed him and let him in and out. I suppose I should be grateful for the exercise. 8^)
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:39:52 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Let the left wingers whine - it's what they do.)
To: LadyShallott
Your hooked when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep until you check your "post to you" on FR.
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:44:13 AM PST
by
LowOiL
(Donate to FR, keep America in the know)
To: LadyShallott
Great post!!! Please post more often. I love your husband's posts. You have a beautiful family. I He finds some really good stuff. This one had me ROTFL!
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:50:11 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: EternalVigilance; .30Carbine
YKYMTAF when: You say things in spoken conversation like; "end sarcasm" or "did you forget to
close your sarcasm tags, Huuu-neeeee?"
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:50:26 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Let the left wingers whine - it's what they do.)
To: LadyShallott
You know you Freeping too seriously when competing forums on (TOS) snatch up your name and start using it to defame you.
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:52:06 AM PST
by
LowOiL
(Donate to FR, keep America in the know)
To: TigersEye
us too....Whiskers will come over when he hears the laptop open up and wait for you to "assume the position" which is legs out on the coffee table so he can strech out on them.....Then, after a while, he leaves and you can go back to the computer....
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:55:11 AM PST
by
The Wizard
(Demonrats are enemies of America)
To: Focault's Pendulum
"Someone asks you if you've read Foucault's Pendulum, and you reply...why, what has he done this time." ROTFL! I don't how I missed this thread first time around, but I'm glad I ran across it today.
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posted on
03/08/2003 8:59:28 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: Brytani
I told my husband last night I needed to talk to him that it was "series" he cracked up laughing. I decided to surprise my wife by walking into the computer room naked. Since she was seated, her eyes were level with my, ummm, equipment. She gasped, "That is Hugh!"
I was delighted, until I remembered that our gardner is named Hugh. Wait, actually it's Juan. Why does she call him Hugh?
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