Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
All of your family portraits are in the computer room
You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk
Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.
Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.
When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.
Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.
You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.
Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.
You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.
You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.
That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush
Your Spouses “To Do” List:
Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic
You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.
Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.
And then there is the knowing of the plight of other FReeper spouses. The day we FReeped XXX42 parsy told us about a little problem he left his poor wife at home to deal with so he could get to the FReep. Seems their sewer had backed up and overflowed the bathroom and beyond. Now if both of them had been FReepers, it would have been dealt with when they got back or they would have called a plumber and left a neighbor the key to the house to let him in. I told parsy that day that he'd better go home with flowers, candy and a blank check. Come to think of it, I never did hear how that turned out.
My wife use to try to tell me about a news event she heard during the day and after she said the first sentence, I would finish the story for her with every minute detail.
Now she comes home and just says, "well what's going on in the world today"? And I say, "what subject are you interested in hearing about honey"? LOL
Are all FReeper couples alike? Sometimes I forget to say "Honey," and end up saying "Cyber."
I keep a laptop with a wireless card on in the bathroom... I can stay in there for hours!
I found this too, originally posted by Squantos:
An Old Cherokee describes an experience going on inside himself....
It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.
This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, Which wolf will win?
The old Cherokee simply replied, The one you feed.
Stay Safe !
posted on 08/22/2003 10:13 PM PDT by Squantos
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