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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott



You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: sweetliberty
I find it a whole easier to have the tv and the monitor in the same line of vision.

My kitchen isn't big enough .. the hubby bought me a new computer to put in the kitchen .. it was the only way I could get dinner cooked without burning it .. LOL

141 posted on 03/08/2003 11:06:53 AM PST by Mo1 (RALLY FOR AMERICA - VALLEY FORGE,PA MARCH 16, 2003 1:00 PM)
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To: Flyer
The President of your company notifies you of an upcoming meeting via FReepMail!!


Stay safe; stay armed.
Eaker FReeper Status

I think that "Died on Line" died!!!

142 posted on 03/08/2003 11:47:26 AM PST by Eaker (64,999,987 firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Somehow, it didn't make the news.)
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To: sweetliberty; maxwell; nicmarlo; Ragtime Cowgirl; xJones; dutchess; dansangel; ...
LOL ! . . .

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.


143 posted on 03/08/2003 12:02:05 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Saddam! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: LadyShallott
Good post, thanks !

For some reason, this thread comes to mind when I read your post.

......., you might be a Clinton
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3bf997b30260.htm

144 posted on 03/08/2003 12:06:42 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Saddam! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: MeeknMing
When you are late meeting your wife for dinner and her waiter asks, "Would you like for us to your husband a ping?"


Stay safe; stay armed.
Eaker FReeper Status

145 posted on 03/08/2003 12:07:49 PM PST by Eaker (64,999,987 firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Somehow, it didn't make the news.)
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To: Flyer
"You know you are a FReeper when. . . you have no idea how to log off.

You mean, there's actually a way to log off?

(You mean, there's actually a reason to log off ... than the end of the world or a power failure?

146 posted on 03/08/2003 12:08:22 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (ABCNNBCBS lie!)
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To: Flyer
"You know you are a FReeper when. . . you have no idea how to log off.

You mean, there's actually a way to log off?

(You mean, there's actually a reason to log off ... than the end of the world or a power failure?

147 posted on 03/08/2003 12:08:22 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (ABCNNBCBS lie!)
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To: .30Carbine; Focault's Pendulum
In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

That could get funny for Mrs. Foucoult's Pendulum. :)

148 posted on 03/08/2003 12:39:17 PM PST by xJones
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To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

You find him slumped over his keybord sleeping in the middle of a post with Fox news on the tv, the police scanner on, and Rush on the radio in the same room.

149 posted on 03/08/2003 12:41:53 PM PST by buffer
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To: Brytani
LOL demokrats are series criminals and you swear when you hear Senate leftist news on the TV you wonder if they just said Hitlery Clinton.

Or you become enraged whem Tom Brokaw on Letterman says "the right wing" has new bumper stickers, "Iraq and Next France" and wonder how dare he call your views "right wing"

You swear that Leno or is It Letterman or both has writers that are FReepers as you see cartoons ideas/jokes YOU post on FR in their monologue.

150 posted on 03/08/2003 1:15:11 PM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: Eaker
bttt . . .

i couldn't get your link to work . . .

151 posted on 03/08/2003 1:17:36 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Saddam! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: Straight Vermonter
"I won't rest until Clymer is in the dictionary"!

LOL!!!!!! Good one.

152 posted on 03/08/2003 1:23:37 PM PST by Ann Archy
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To: TigersEye
well, my cat has me trained....
153 posted on 03/08/2003 1:27:03 PM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: Howlin
Yeah thank God above we got that connection, at least I get out now....
154 posted on 03/08/2003 1:27:54 PM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: Howlin
even at WDW....
155 posted on 03/08/2003 1:28:25 PM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: Vinnie
After making love, you don't fall asleep in each other's arms, you go back to finish your post.
156 posted on 03/08/2003 1:29:19 PM PST by TheWriterInTexas (God's Grace Shine Upon You)
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To: sweetliberty
yeah I know.....Outside, it has a bright lite source and it sometimes get wet.....
157 posted on 03/08/2003 1:30:00 PM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: TheWriterInTexas
Now I know you're watching....
158 posted on 03/08/2003 1:32:28 PM PST by The Wizard (Demonrats are enemies of America)
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To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
When your spouse is within earshot of the playing of the
song "Aqualung",the subject of "I never want to see another
MRE brought into this house" comes up.......
159 posted on 03/08/2003 1:52:50 PM PST by musicman
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To: TigersEye
Position the mirror to see the monitor!

Great idea, and a wireless mouse in the headboard. (G)

160 posted on 03/08/2003 2:26:31 PM PST by Vinnie
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