You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

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[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.

[Mo1]

I find it a whole easier to have the tv and the monitor in the same line of vision.

My kitchen isn't big enough .. the hubby bought me a new computer to put in the kitchen .. it was the only way I could get dinner cooked without burning it .. LOL

[Eaker]

The President of your company notifies you of an upcoming meeting via FReepMail!!

Stay safe; stay armed.
Eaker FReeper Status

I think that "Died on Line" died!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! . . .

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

[MeekOneGOP]

Good post, thanks !

For some reason, this thread comes to mind when I read your post.

......., you might be a Clinton
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3bf997b30260.htm

[Eaker]

When you are late meeting your wife for dinner and her waiter asks, "Would you like for us to your husband a ping?"

Stay safe; stay armed.
Eaker FReeper Status

[Robert A Cook PE]

"You know you are a FReeper when. . . you have no idea how to log off.

You mean, there's actually a way to log off?

(You mean, there's actually a reason to log off ... than the end of the world or a power failure?

[Robert A Cook PE]

"You know you are a FReeper when. . . you have no idea how to log off.

You mean, there's actually a way to log off?

(You mean, there's actually a reason to log off ... than the end of the world or a power failure?

[xJones]

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

That could get funny for Mrs. Foucoult's Pendulum. :)

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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

You find him slumped over his keybord sleeping in the middle of a post with Fox news on the tv, the police scanner on, and Rush on the radio in the same room.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

LOL demokrats are series criminals and you swear when you hear Senate leftist news on the TV you wonder if they just said Hitlery Clinton.

Or you become enraged whem Tom Brokaw on Letterman says "the right wing" has new bumper stickers, "Iraq and Next France" and wonder how dare he call your views "right wing"

You swear that Leno or is It Letterman or both has writers that are FReepers as you see cartoons ideas/jokes YOU post on FR in their monologue.

[MeekOneGOP]

bttt . . .

i couldn't get your link to work . . .

[Ann Archy]

"I won't rest until Clymer is in the dictionary"!

LOL!!!!!! Good one.

[The Wizard]

well, my cat has me trained....

[The Wizard]

Yeah thank God above we got that connection, at least I get out now....

[The Wizard]

even at WDW....

[TheWriterInTexas]

After making love, you don't fall asleep in each other's arms, you go back to finish your post.

[The Wizard]

yeah I know.....Outside, it has a bright lite source and it sometimes get wet.....

[The Wizard]

Now I know you're watching....

[musicman]

When your spouse is within earshot of the playing of the
song "Aqualung",the subject of "I never want to see another
MRE brought into this house" comes up.......

[Vinnie]

Position the mirror to see the monitor!

Great idea, and a wireless mouse in the headboard. (G)