Kids books that did'nt make it

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[Rebelbase]

Kids Books That Didn't Make It

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3) Robert: Dad's New Wife 4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8) All Cats Go to Hell 9) The Little Sissy That Snitched 10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption. 12) Grandpa Gets a Casket 13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool 14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17) Strangers Have the Best Candy 18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19) You Were an Accident 20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 22) Your Nightmares Are Real 23) Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown 25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose"

[Slip18]

Oh, you're going to wish you weren't on this thread, W.

[Slip18]

OMG!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

It's easy Slip......like this:

"How To Start A Fire Using Mommy's Curling Iron"

[NeoCaveman]

"Daddy's magazines in the garage and other blackmail material"

[Slip18]

How to use mommy's G-strings as a rocket launcher.

I can't believe I wrote that.

[Slip18]

How to create a diversion after starting the house on fire by using mommy's curling iron.

[NeoCaveman]

LOL I like it!

[Slip18]

How to create a diversion after starting the house on fire by using mommy's curling iron.

[Slip18]

Creating a Diverision: How no one knows I started the fire with mommy's curling iron.

[ricpic]

"Gerber Baby Food is People."

Or: Gerber Baby Food Is People Too.

[Slip18]

My first post didn't show up. That's why they are almost identical. I think FR is acting up a bit today.

Another one:

Customizing daddy's toupee.

[ricpic]

Be Happy: Kill Your Kid Brother

Be Happy: Kill Your Big Sister

[weikel]

I just had a little sister. I only really stopped wanting her dead 2 or 3 years ago.

[EBUCK]

Pit Bulls are our friends!!!!!!!

The AKC was started in order to admire the APBT (American PitBull Terrier), the ALL-AMERICAN DOG!

Not to take offense on a humor thread but more people get bitten by cocker spaniels than any other breed.

Just to show that I have a sense of humor...

"Red Rocket, Red Rocket (The human/dog pleasure guide for youngsters)"

[EBUCK]

ROTGDFLMFMAO!!!!

That is too funny....

[Slip18]

My inlaws have a pit ball. It's the sweetest darned dog you would ever want to know.

But if you're a cat, beware.

[EBUCK]

My cat (my wifes actually) used to weigh close to 20 lbs but since we got Tank, the 65lb 8 month old Pit/Staffordshire, she's down to a trim and !QUICK! 13lb fly weight....and he is the best dog we have ever owned, far and away the best.

[NeoCaveman]

"Red Rocket, Red Rocket (The human/dog pleasure guide for youngsters)"

Cartman is that you?

[N. Theknow]

The Democratic Party Platform

[EBUCK]

Present!