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Kids books that did'nt make it
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Posted on 01/14/2003 9:18:29 AM PST by Rebelbase
Kids Books That Didn't Make It
1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3) Robert: Dad's New Wife 4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8) All Cats Go to Hell 9) The Little Sissy That Snitched 10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption. 12) Grandpa Gets a Casket 13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool 14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17) Strangers Have the Best Candy 18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19) You Were an Accident 20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 22) Your Nightmares Are Real 23) Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown 25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose"
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: dubyaismypresident
Oh, you're going to wish you weren't on this thread, W.
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:13:10 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: CholeraJoe
OMG!
102
posted on
01/14/2003 12:16:16 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
It's easy Slip......like this:
"How To Start A Fire Using Mommy's Curling Iron"
To: Slip18
"Daddy's magazines in the garage and other blackmail material"
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:20:23 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(hehehehe)
To: dubyaismypresident
How to use mommy's G-strings as a rocket launcher.
I can't believe I wrote that.
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:53:02 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
How to create a diversion after starting the house on fire by using mommy's curling iron.
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:56:39 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
LOL I like it!
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:56:40 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
How to create a diversion after starting the house on fire by using mommy's curling iron.
108
posted on
01/14/2003 12:56:40 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Creating a Diverision: How no one knows I started the fire with mommy's curling iron.
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posted on
01/14/2003 12:58:47 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: dfwgator
"Gerber Baby Food is People."
Or: Gerber Baby Food Is People Too.
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:00:29 PM PST
by
ricpic
(Catchy. Catchy. Don't know means, just know catchy.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
My first post didn't show up. That's why they are almost identical. I think FR is acting up a bit today.
Another one:
Customizing daddy's toupee.
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:02:04 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: weikel
Be Happy: Kill Your Kid Brother
Be Happy: Kill Your Big Sister
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:05:13 PM PST
by
ricpic
(You and who else!)
To: ricpic
I just had a little sister. I only really stopped wanting her dead 2 or 3 years ago.
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:06:48 PM PST
by
weikel
To: dfwgator
Pit Bulls are our friends!!!!!!!
The AKC was started in order to admire the APBT (American PitBull Terrier), the ALL-AMERICAN DOG!
Not to take offense on a humor thread but more people get bitten by cocker spaniels than any other breed.
Just to show that I have a sense of humor...
"Red Rocket, Red Rocket (The human/dog pleasure guide for youngsters)"
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:08:28 PM PST
by
EBUCK
(....reloading....praparing to FIRE!!!)
To: CholeraJoe
ROTGDFLMFMAO!!!!
That is too funny....
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:10:58 PM PST
by
EBUCK
(....reloading....praparing to FIRE!!!)
To: EBUCK
My inlaws have a pit ball. It's the sweetest darned dog you would ever want to know.
But if you're a cat, beware.
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:13:00 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
My cat (my wifes actually) used to weigh close to 20 lbs but since we got Tank, the 65lb 8 month old Pit/Staffordshire, she's down to a trim and !QUICK! 13lb fly weight....and he is the best dog we have ever owned, far and away the best.
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:15:55 PM PST
by
EBUCK
(....reloading....praparing to FIRE!!!)
To: EBUCK
"Red Rocket, Red Rocket (The human/dog pleasure guide for youngsters)" Cartman is that you?
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:15:59 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(I hate hippies)
To: Rebelbase
The Democratic Party Platform
To: dubyaismypresident
Present!
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posted on
01/14/2003 1:18:03 PM PST
by
EBUCK
(....reloading....praparing to FIRE!!!)
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