Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sorry I missed you's guys at Sam Millers today"

Are you ever?!!! Unbeknownest to them, I was audiotaping the entire luncheon as jla videotaped from afar...so when I asked the waitress to TURN UP "FunkyTown", iceskater and TheSultan had no idea they were being filmed fer our upcoming ROCK-umentary as they leapt atop the table gyrating uncontrollably to the groove as A.S. and I stoicly finished our martinis...LOL!!!

We'll git together again soon...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"my son's first birthday"

Congrats, my FRiend...that's a biggie!! JakeyBoy turns five in April...SHEEEESH, he's going to kindergarten in September!! Cherish the time...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Masterful Whore!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)

**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Plant a flower o'er yer head!!

Mudboy Slim

Linda Tripp was an inspiration last night on CNN...exuding class, dignity, and an unmistakeably righteous assuredness. Also get the feeling Ms. Tripp knows a lot more than she's divulged to date...Clinton ain't home-free by a long shot!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:20:51 PST by Mudboy Slim (DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.)

"Bill Clinton is the ANTI-CHRIST!!"

3 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:27:29 PST by MJY1288

A Case CAN Be Made...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"House of the Vile Clinton!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clinton!!
Yep...he's still the HERO of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's just murd'rin' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way we'll stop his lyin'...
Is when we string him up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on that Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put that boy in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's our White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
Yes...We'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!

Mudboy Slim

FReepers, we must...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC on the 18th of April of this year!!

WE SHALL DETHRONE THE TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/08/2000 13:29:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

Dammit, fellas, what's a radical, Right-Wing extremist gotta do to warrant a visit from the Secret Service these days?!

SHEEESH...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Osama bil Clinton BLAMES AMERICA For World Trade Center Bombings!!"

"Bill Clinton, the former president, said yesterday that terror has existed in America for hundreds of years and the nation is "paying a price today" for its past of slavery and for looking "the other way when a significant number of native Americans were dispossessed and killed."

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is a Mass-Murderer, a TRAITOR and a Tyrant...MoveOnDumb$#!+, my arse!!

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is a Mass-Murderer, a TRAITOR and a Tyrant

Good morning! Yikes, real busy at work here.

[P8riot]

Yeah our timing was a little off. One day earlier and he would've had the same birthday as Ronaldus Maximus.

[conservativemusician]

I'll never forget when he said that.

You have reminded me of a discussion I was having with a friend the other day. We couldn't decide who was the worst president, Jimmy Carter or Clinton. Both managed to make a laughingstock out of the office and the US. No small feat.


BTW. How was the weekend Minstrel jam?

[Mudboy Slim]

"We couldn't decide who was the worst president, Jimmy Carter or Clinton"

Carter was INCOMPETENT...Der SchleekMeister IS Inarguably EVIL!!

No contest, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"One day earlier and he would've had the same birthday as Ronaldus Maximus."

Shouldda induced, dude...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"real busy at work here"

Me, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"The RAT Whore'd Wants Some FReeper Action!!"

Bring it on, PUNK!!

FReegards...MUD

[bert]

For those contemplating side bets, please recall that over and over, Landru has proven to be very wise.

[conservativemusician]

Carter, in retrospect was also evil.

The Panama Canal, his handling of the Shah and the subsequent hostage taking by Khomeini, his so called rescue mission presaged Clinton actions in Somalia, the list goes on and on. The two of them would make even a liberal like FDR roll over in his grave.

[Mudboy Slim]

"over and over, Landru has proven to be very wise."

No argument here...I miss the Ol' Coot's counsel...MUD

[sultan88]

"Landru has proven to be very wise."

Agreed. I constantly turned to him for fatherly advice. I miss him very much.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I constantly turned to him for fatherly advice"

Nawwww...fer me, it was always BigBrotherly advice...dude knew his way around the Network...MUD

BTW...jla, you riding up with me on Saturday?!

[Mudboy Slim]

YO!! Do you know anybody proficient enuff at guitar to give a good representation of Jimi Hendrix's "Star-Spangled Banner"?! If so, I think I might be able to entice the Powers-That-Be to let that individual plug into the DeeCee FReepers sound equipment on Saturday.

I realize you've got gigs both FRiday and Saturday night, but if you can bring yer guitar, a little CSPAN publicity never hurt no one!!

Think about it...MUD

[iceskater]

as A.S. and I stoicly finished our martinis...LOL!!!

We'll git together again soon...MUD

And you didn't even share your martinis....one could say you were acting almost like a Dem in that regard. LOL!

We should get together again soon. Otherwise I have a tendency to work through lunch. Taking a break once in awhile is a good thing.