Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"i'll bring a gallon or two of "ole' mose's mule";that should liven things up a tad."

You know I gotta hankerin' fer some moonshine just about now...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

There was a rumble and I missed it! Dang!

[Mudboy Slim]

The rumble apparently continues...that Admin Moderator was on post #56 in no time flat...LOL!!! Must know somebody who knows somebody...

Now that I'm dangerously close to falling off the edge into "The Dark Side" and Greaserdumb, I thought it only fitting to Start FReepin' Some Black Sabbath!!

WarPigs and Ironman and Spiral Architect will be my first three selections.

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

Well, if you are really going to go 'over the edge' check out Ivan's site: The Dark Side

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

[sultan88]

"Until Landru Flashed His Thong!!"

Just being reminded of that incident makes me want to McAuliffe!

[sultan88]

Mud...stay outta the FReeper Finest for awhile. Someone is trying to mess with ya. Ya don't need the aggravation.

[Happygal]

Mud IS one of FR's finest. And he knows it!!! So therefore, he should sling back and wait for those lesser mortals on that thread to come a-beggin' his celebrity! *L*

It's what I'd do, but I'm really, really, REALLY stubborn

[jla]

Landru...I reckon you're up in Canada, so I hear.
When you return, please throw the reins over Mudboy & don't relax on the whip.
The boy's been a trouble-maker lately, gettin' himself expelled from threads and having his posts expunged.

Is this any way for a gentleman-conservative to act??
(John Ashcroft would not approve)

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, dude...everything's hunky-dory and I'll explain more at lunch tomorry!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...still nuthin' from Landru?! I was SURE the "thong-flashin'" comment would shock him outta his hibernation...LOL!!

Reckon I'm just losing my almost-mystical AbilityToAnnoy!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"You guys are scaring me!"

LOL...no need to worry, my FRiend. Just ask FTH, our bite is certainly much worse than our bark...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

Yo...FReepers!!
The 12th of August 2000 is set in stone...meet in DeeCee at the White House between eleven and twelve at Monica's Gate...WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON and will be ending up at the Lincoln Memorial where we will have a stage set up. Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin'!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Lt. Col. Hal Moore...

"Look around you...
In the 7th Cavalry, we've got a Captain from Ukraine...another's from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics....Cherokee Indians!!...Jews, Gentiles...ALL AMERICANS!!

Now, here in the States, some men--in this unit--may experience discrimination becuz of Race...or Creed...fer you and me now, ALL THAT IS GONE!!!

We're moving into the Valley of the Shadow of Death!!...where you will watch the back of the man next to yers...as he will watch yers...and you won't care what color he is or by what name he calls, "GOD"!!

They say we're leaving home...
We're going to what home was always supposed to be!! We are going into battle with a tough, determined ENEMY!! I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive...BUT THIS, I WILL SWEAR...

Before you and whoever you call "God", when we go into battle, I will be the FIRST to step on the field...and I will be the LAST to leave the field!! And I will Leave No Man Behind!!...Dead or Alive...We Will All Come Home Together!!

So Help Me"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"ya think ole sw is trying to get my goat?"

I dunno, but keep an eye on him...he's a sneaky little critter...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"My first post on Monday will be Black XIV!!"

OOOOOPS...I'll explain at lunch...LOL!!! Whacky days, indeed...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

800...MUD