Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Looks like I won't be FReepin' fer a spell...you all take care...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Why Mud? Freepmail me.

[FreeTheHostages]

I love Prince Edward Island. And Cape Bretton.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

When the True Don of FreeRepublic.com infers that you may have gone over to the Dark Side, it's probably time to take a self-imposed TIME-OUT...unless something unforeseen occurs in the meantime, I hope to see y'all on Monday...BRIGHT & SHINEY!!!

"I Dreamed I Met Jim Robinson!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine")

(Mudboy on harp...)

I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer OUR Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!

"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice without restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst US now...
Whom RATS can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"

(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)

I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed MUD was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
We Just Love Whuppin' DemonRAT A$$...
Folks, Raise Yer Voice With Pride!!

(Sweet Harpin' to close...)

FReegards...MUD 398 posted on 01/01/2003 2:41 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

And as fer my sad-sack CelebrityJudges, be ready to roll next week 'cuz we've got to git movin' if we're gonna accomplish our goal of DETHRONING McAuliffe by the Super Bowl!! Anymore dissension in the ranks and I'm gonna haveta whup some butt...MUD

Oh yeah, MOJO's workin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.....

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the GREASERS...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right Can't "Be Nice" as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the DiscoDave)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

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MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim

389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Let's ROLL...MUD

[stand watie]

YIKES!

[PistolPaknMama]

does anyone actually slumber at any slumber party???????

Well, since I have no idea what this thread is about and ain't gonna read through 700+++ posts to figure it out, I will decline to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

[Mudboy Slim]

It's kewl...I had a big weekend planned anyway.

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

This is NY.

You can fly ANY flag you want, from anywhere that's yours and nobody will care.

[jla]

It is now my most sincere desire to see Hillary run against W in two years.

A decisive victory by W would be the end of The Incubus and her rapin', no account, lyin', traitorous, perverted, Marxist husband.

BRING IT ON, HILLARY!

Real America is holdin' the hammer & final nail to drive in your political coffin!!

[conservativemusician]

It all depends on my teaching schedule. I'm trying to make the necessary changes to free up the day.

[Mudboy Slim]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Once I told the Band that I was Persona Non Grata with the Number One Conservative Website on the Planet, they said, "Kewl, let's Jam Saturday AND FRiday Night!!!"

See, dude, everything's gotta purpose...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...I'll be doing the leaf-haulin' thingee again tomorry, so if you wanna figger out a meeting place, I'll get you yer spectacles...MUD

[sultan88]

"BTW...you know Ol' Landru's gonna be surlier than ever when he finally gits back, don'tcha?!"

Oh yes. And when he learns that he owes MUD a case of bratwursts, WATCH OUT!

[sultan88]

"Seriously, y'all, I got $#!+ that needs doin'..."

So, who is going to start XIV while you are "working"?? I mean, you've been promising it for a week.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you've been promising it for a week."

I ain't promised diddley, dude...but my first post on Monday will be Black XIV!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...if you and Jeff are up fer it tommorry night...I'll give you the directions to the MudCave Annex!! Grill startsw cookin' at 7:00, but the music will be cookin' from 6pm to 6 am...Richmond's FAN Shall Be Rockin'!!!

[jla]

I'll be doing the leaf-haulin' thingee again tomorry, so if you wanna figger out a meeting place, I'll get you yer spectacles

I'll swing by as I'm going to Whitten Bros. tomorrow to look at a vehicle.

[jla]

I'll give you the directions to the MudCave Annex!! Grill startsw cookin' at 7:00, but the music will be cookin' from 6pm to 6

You might wanna ascertain the address this time.
And what's on the menu?

[jla]

By the way...any chance Kirby the Contractor will be there?
I'd like to talk to him as I have finally decided that this area will be my residence for a long while.
(Has Kirby any experience with log homes?)

W 2004