Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

where is your XYL from to learn about beer & pepper marinated ribs?????

free dixie,sw

[FreeTheHostages]

Please don't leave FR's Finest!

I'm not sure he will. I think he's just trying to win the Most Obstinant Freeper of 2003 Award. You know, you have to start early to win that one! ;) He's annoyed that he can't speak his mind on Free Republic of all things, but some day (perhaps a long time from now, methinks) he's going to remember that nice Freeper's Finest mudbath. I wouldn't go about trying to drag him back today or even next week. I judge him to be royally pissed. Of course, he can speak for himself, as we've seen today, LOL, but I think that's a fair characterization of the situation.

[stand watie]

DC FReepers do NOT worry about DC weather forecasts!

may i gently remind you that our last SNOWSTORM was supposed to be "scattered snow flurries, but NO accumulation even on grass & vehicles"!

i've SHOVELED "light snow flurries" NUMEROUS times!LOL!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"What do we do about this meterological guy who keeps giving BAD WEATHER FORECAST for our DC CHAPTER protest!!??"

I'd say IGNORE HIM!! Next question?!

"I was thinking of posting a "top ten reasons i'm going to the protest even if it's really really cold" list!"

That'd Be Awesome, my FRiend...just be sure to keep said thread Free and Clear of those Uptight Ninnies at the Finest, thankyouverymuch.

"How do we get him to CUT IT OUT!"

Just give me the dude's home address, number of kids, proclivities of a deviant nature, and a C-cord...I'll take care of yer WEATHERMAN PROBLEM in a jiffy...MUD

"It's insulting on top of everything else -- in the DC Chapter we'll protest in any weather."

Apparently, some of our more-easily-bothered folks around here feel differently...wouldn't want them to mussy up their nails or their Faux BigHair!!

{{{{{{{FTH}}}}}}}}...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

OK, I'll bite: what's a C-Cord?

[Pippin]

You have mail.

[FreeTheHostages]

You have mail. Thanks, but like I said in my mail response, I'm not a big one for private discussions by Freepmail. Everything's as OK as it can be, but there's nothing I want to discuss. :)

[Pippin]

Okay :^)

[FreeTheHostages]

You'll love this link.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...what's a C-Cord?"

A misspelling for C-Chord...LOL!! Found on a guitar...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Confused"

Don't be...it's just the MODs and the Greasers bangin' heads again, but we're still all FRiends...{{{{Pippin}}}}

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

ahhh. OH!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...Beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer What Left Did To ME!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything..
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But Somebody Else Must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...It Shan't be!!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDD...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

This is but an Alternate Thread, fer when other paths are no longer available to us...MUD

Heh heh heh...and they asked, incredulously, "How did it all begin, Mr. Slim?!"

I chuckled softly to myself...MUD

1 posted on 09/27/2002 9:46 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiends...I'm Honored!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiends...I'm Honored!!

MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!

[sultan88]

What happened to #628? Wow, I leave the house for a few hours...it's like I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

[sultan88]

"Eddie Vedder is the lead singer in a band called Pearl Jam."

So...Mr. Fedder and not Mudboy is the patriarch of these "Black" threads?

[Pippin]

Thanks ((((MUDDY)))))!

[FreeTheHostages]

LOL, guys, check out http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/815985/posts?page=177#177. Our gloomy weather forecaster's brother has objected to me asking the guy to please STOP with the gloomy weather forecasts (over ten days in the future, no less!) on the grounds that the gloomy forecaster is his brother and perhaps we'd want to know that the weather will be bad. Sheesh -- we don't CARE about the weather except to the extent misguided (but perhaps well-meaning) FReepers like him use it to scare people off!! What idiots. Mud, you were right, I should have just ignored him rather telling him to please stop. But the truth is that for MONTHS we've been hinting for him to stop with this stuff.