Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Bella_Bru]

I asked the Mods to lock it. Do you have an objection to that?

[Mudboy Slim]

Now objection here...I asked if they couldn't bring the debate over here where I can referee..."Do you have an objection to that?"

Good to see ya, B_B...wanna lighten up a bit, yer remindin' me of Barney Fife...MUD

[Bella_Bru]

Sorry I am feeling testy.

It was a good article. The way Shannon Reeves has been treated (why was it assumed he was the hired help????) is despicable.

[Mudboy Slim]

"It was a good article"

I never even got to read the article as I was pinged smack dab in the middle of a FlameWar...LOL!!

See, I know both of these folks are good people, but you get 'em on an issue and they can go after each other like they're lifelong adversaries!! Same with stand watie and WhiskeyPapa regarding the Civil War...check this out.

Hey, sw, WhiskeyPapa said yer grandmama was a Lily-Livered Scalawag and Gave Much Aid and Comfort to Sherman's Boys without them even askin'........and WP, stand watie said yer Yankee ass wouldn't dare join US at a future DeeCeeFReep 'cuz you'd end up loving Suth'nuhs so much we couldn't get you the hell back outta Ol' Virginny and then we'd be dealing with yet another Yankee Combover PUNK carpetbagger!!

Let's see if either of them bite...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"BushLeaguer!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Bushleaguer")

How does he do it? How do they do it? Uncanny and immutable.
This is such a happening tailpipe of a party.
Like sugar, the guests are so refined.

A confidence man but why so beleagued?
He's not a leader he's a Texas leaguer.
Swinging for the fence. Got lucky with a strike.
Drilling for fear makes the job simple.
Born on third. Thinks he got a triple.

Blackout weaves its way through the cities.
Blackout weaves its way through the cities.
Blackout weaves its way.

I remember when you sang that song about today.
Now it's tomorrow and everything has changed.

A think tank of aloof multiplication.
A nicotine wish and a columbus decanter.
Retrenchment and hoggishness.
The aristocrat choir sings, "What's the ruckus?"
The haves have not a clue.
The immenseness of suffering.
And the odd negotiation. A rarity.
With onionskin plausibility of life.
And a keyboard reaffirmation.

Blackout weaves its way through the cities.
Blackout weaves its way through the cities.
Blackout weaves its way.

I remember when you sang that song about today.
Now it's tomorrow and everything has changed.

Pre...MUD

[TLBSHOW]

Oh well, whats a little cat fight with friends? All is better now, except the Beatles are still gone! :>)

[Mudboy Slim]

"the Beatles are still gone"

They've been gone since the "White Album", my FRiend...but Paul's carryin' on alright. And you gotta love Ringo's continued irreverence!!

Losing John hurt, though...hurt bad, IMHO!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I asked the Mods to lock it."

If yer a Mod, does that make me a Greaser?! Or something else?! And if so, shouldn't I be whuppin' yer arse 'bout now?!

LOL...MUD

[TLBSHOW]

the White Album is going to come back Mud! Wait and see..

[Mudboy Slim]

"White Album is going to come back Mud! Wait and see..."

And it shall be known throughout the land as MUD's "BlackAlbum"(tm), with the toonage supplied by the MinstrelsFerJustice!!(tm)

Yep...it's gonna be a double-CD Debut fer the Minstrels...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHA...DU pencil-necks are at it again!!

Lib'rals are testy...but they still can't fight...MUD

[Happygal]

Can't We All Just Git Along?!

Now WHERE'S the fun in that? ;-)

[Pippin]

"RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY"

I AGREE!

[conservativemusician]

Eddie Vedder is a low-life scumbag whose band sucks.

He hasn't put out a decent record since 10.

He sold a few million copies and suddenly he's Jim Morrison. All that "I never wanted to be a ROCK STAR" bs makes me want to puke. FReep away bro, this jerk lost my respect around '94!

[Mudboy Slim]

"How's it going?"

Sorta depends which thread I'm on, I reckon...if I'm on one thread and say "John Ashcroft is an Incompetent BOOB!!", folks say, "Yeah, MUD, yer Right!!"!! However, if I come by the Finest threads and say "Time To RETIRE AG Ashcroft!!", then FTH says, "Yer WRONG about Ashcroft!!" then provides NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER to support her assertion, and my buddy Louie gives me the cold shoulder and Billie and Mama_Bear FReepMail me to lay down rules about political opinions on the Finest!! LOL...BTW, everybody but Louie has been polite and nice, but it's amazing how you can be co-patriots on one issue and then bloodlustadversaries on another issue.

So, I'm doing splendid, but I wondered if any of the CELEBRITY JUDGES had an opinion on my observation.

FReegards, all...MUD

BTW...Louie, I'm serious now...please make yer case fer AG Ashcroft retaining his job and I will respond as FRiends should, with a {{{{{HUG}}}}}!! LOL...Bite Me!!

[FreeTheHostages]

"everybody but Louie has been polite and nice"

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Muddy, play nice in the sandbox!

It's true, I don't even bother debating it with you because for me it's just so obvious that God has blessed us with John Ashcroft. I don't think we'd change each other's minds.

[FreeTheHostages]

"it's amazing how you can be co-patriots on one issue and then bloodlustadversaries on another issue"

My opinion, if you want it, is that this is cyberspace and people have to be thick-skinned and it's OK for people to do a little flame-throwing. I can get a little tense in telling people why I think they're wrong. I figure St.Louie1 was honestly offended by your point of view and let you have it. I think that in person that might be "bloodlustadversaries" but in the ethos/etiquette of the net, exacting and violent criticism is often tolerated.

Mud, I had a guy who as shill for Microsoft whose posts were so wrong and dishonest that I basically would *not* leave him alone in a thread he created. I gather from your post you'd be horrified by my conduct. 'Course, I wouldn't behave that way in Freeper's Finest. But I do think the net can be a little rough-and-tumble and we all have to be ready for that.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReep away bro, this jerk lost my respect around '94!"

WOAH, dude, I sense a Disturbance in the Force...LOL!! The BigMan IDOLIZES Pearl Jam and can play every note of every CD they've ever released...NO LIE!! But he can't break FRee of his IdolWorship of Eddie Vetter to play while I'm FReepin' Pearl Jam's music...especially "Black" and "Jeremy"!! Well, last night, I swung by the BigMan's pad to try to convince him to play "Jeremy" so I could overdub my voice with the FReeped version, "Tyranny!!", and the Truth Spilled OUT!! The BigMan pulls out a SeaDee with a song called "BushWhacker"...no, that's not it, it was called "BushLeaguer"!! And Eddie Vetter's Trashing MY Commander-in-Chief in a Time of War!! Needless to say, I went off!!

So I told the BigMan, "Dude, I need to borrow yer PearlJamRiotActSeaDee and I'll bring it back to you in the morning"--like 6 hours later, all I wanted to do was tape it at the MudCave, just that one song, but he said "NO!!" I figgered he was joking at first, but it quickly became clear that he was not going to part with "His PresciousPearlJam", not even for a coupla hours...LOL!!

I'm just raggin' on him today...ROFLMAO!! But the BigMan's still up fer an ExcellentFReepJam and BBQ Saturday evening and we shall be recording, so as long as I can get some JoseCuervo in the BigMan, we're Gonna ROCK...MUD

BTW...managing a Band is not nearly as glorious as I assumed it would be...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"God has blessed us with John Ashcroft!!"

LOL...End of DEBATE, Right?!!

SHEEEESH, yer no worthy foil fer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"St.Louie1 was honestly offended by your point of view and let you have it."

No he didn't...he gave me TheSilentTreatment...LOL!! C'mon, Louie, defend yer honor, dude...or are you simply on VACATION?!!

"Please make yer case fer AG Ashcroft retaining his job and I will respond as FRiends should, with a {{{{{HUG}}}}}!!"

I'm Waiting...With Lidless Eyes and a Fire No One Shall Steal!!

FReegards...MUD