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Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)
The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

Posted on 12/13/2002 12:26:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD


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To: Mudboy Slim
You made it to 500
501 posted on 01/07/2003 8:51:40 AM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny; jla; EricC
"...d'ya reckon EricC's gonna hop up on the bar and dance the FunkyChicken again?!"

LOL...MUD

502 posted on 01/07/2003 9:19:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
SIMPLE. because the DIMs are devided into 2 groups: LIARS & SCUM and NAIVE,BOVINE,CRETINS!

that's WHY!

free dixie,sw

503 posted on 01/07/2003 10:19:08 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim; jla
Please give me some advance notice on the Funky Chicken Show. I'll try to make it.
504 posted on 01/07/2003 10:32:04 AM PST by Iowa Granny (Old Biddy, Supreme)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"your hairy white middle-class ----"?????

MUD, my brother, i tell you, you ARE going to be called a RED,middle-class blanketa$$ injun" sooner or later by someone!

a "middle-aged,middle-class REDman",like ME! LOL!

free dixie,sw

505 posted on 01/07/2003 10:39:27 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim
and "firestarter" is a DAMNfool and a "coward" to boot.

REAL revolutionaries do NOT write stuff-they ACT! (i KNEW some REAL ones south of the border years ago, so i know!)"firestarter" wouldn't make a pimple on a Sendoro Luminiso's rear. or Charlie's either= that "little man" was FIERCE!.

free dixie,sw

506 posted on 01/07/2003 10:43:27 AM PST by stand watie
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To: stand watie
What question?! Whether or not Attorney General John Ashcroft is simply an Incompetent BOOB or truly a gutless, spineless, spiritless POLTROON or possibly a Co-Conspirator in the ClintonCorruptionCoverup?!

Sorry YOU asked the question, my FRiend? Heh heh heh...MUD

507 posted on 01/07/2003 10:55:39 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (SlixMUDZbi+c#!!)
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To: Iowa Granny
"You made it to 500"

Yep...we always do.

FReegards...MUD

508 posted on 01/07/2003 10:57:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (SlixMUDZbi+c#!!)
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To: Iowa Granny
"McAuliffe!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Junior's rendition of "Kaw-Liga")

McAuliffe is a RacistLib'ral grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers Demand Justice...You Gotta Go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed GoodFolks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison PUNK shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, RAT Party's Good as Dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just won't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but RAT Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick Shyster sold to Li Ki'Shaing!!
Gary took folks' cash, hid far away, while PUNK McAuliffe stayed!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he wasn't part of Clinton's Schemes!!

IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today (7/31/02) at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.

Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?! LOL...I do.

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

509 posted on 01/07/2003 2:17:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Music is the Great Elixir the EffeteEliteRATS Have Used to BrainWash the RAT-Minions!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"...the 14th works best fer lunch."

OK, it's a date. Bring some other FReepers. Sam Millers??

510 posted on 01/07/2003 4:17:46 PM PST by sultan88 (Bomb Saddam)
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To: sultan88; jla; maxwell; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; P8riot; Ligeia; M Kehoe; hchutch
"Sam Millers??"

On the 14th...little before noon?!

Works fer me...MUD

511 posted on 01/07/2003 5:19:57 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Music is the Great Elixir!!)
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To: demlosers; Maelstrom; sultan88; jla; Landru; goldilucky; Happygal; Iowa Granny; Grampa Dave
"Can Freepers find the holes in these Clinton accomplishments?"

"Ya, easy."

"1. Created almost 6 million new jobs in his first 2 years of office."

"6 million new jobs were created. Clinton wasn't responsible for any of them. He did lay off some people though."

Only Guv'ment workers who got the boot during Clinton'sCorruptRegime were whistleblowers and Military folks.

"2. As part of the 1993 Economic Plan, President Clinton cut taxes on 15 million low-income families and made tax cuts available to 90 percent of small businesses, while raising taxes on just 1.2 percent of the wealthiest taxpayers."

"The bottom 50% of US income earners pay less than 5% of all taxes. His "tax cut" wasn't a tax cut at all, it was a welfare payment made through "tax refunds". Essentially, these people were "refunded" MORE than the taxes they paid in."

"3. President Clinton signed into law the largest deficit reduction plan in history, resulting in over $600 billion in deficit reduction. The deficit is going down for 3 years in a row for the first time since Harry Truman was president."

"Yes, he did sign it...and it formed part of the campaign the democrats used in 1994. "Republicans favor starving children" (Complaints about Increases in School lunch programs) "Republicans want retired people to live off dog food" (Complaints about Increases in Social Security Payments) "Republicans want to poison the water and the air." (Complaints about Increases in EPA programs), and on and on and on.... So...who was *really* responsible for those reductions? I suggest the people who suffered the attacks for doing so were."

"4. The President signed into law the Brady Bill, which imposes a five-day waiting period on handgun purchases so that background checks can be done to help keep handguns away from criminals."

"This unconstitutional law is not an accomplishment, but merely an indicator of Clinton's more tyrannical designs against the US citizen."

"5. The President's Crime Bill will put 100,000 new police officers on the street. More than 1,200 communities have already received grants to hire 27,000 additional officers."

"The President's Crime Bill put about 27,000 new police officers on the street sum total over 8 years, although this is a high-end estimate. Most of the 1200 communities discovered the ponzi scheme design of the program before it brankrupted their communities and decided to opt out early."

"6. The Crime Bill also punishes criminals by expanding the number of offenses eligible for the death penalty and implementing the "three-strikes-and-you're-out" provision."

"Three strikes and you're out was a Republican proposal Clinton opposed. He signed it to pressure Democrats to support "Line Item Veto" powers, and I believe he said as much at the signing ceremony if you will roll the tape, Bruno."

"7. And, the Bill banned the manufacture of 19 specific types of deadly assault weapons, while simultaneously protecting hunters' rights by exempting over 650 hunting rifles."

"The ban was a *cosmetic* ban that had no relation to a gun's use, function, or propensity to be involved in crime. Banning guns in general was one of Clinton's favorite items, not coincidentally, most tyrants throughout history have favored similar bans."

"8. President Clinton signed the Family and Medical Leave Act. The law, which covers over 42 million Americans, offers workers up to 12 weeks of unpaid, job-guaranteed leave for child birth, adoption, or personal or family illness."

"This law put several companies out of business. It and it's follow-up RISA was responsible for 15,000 people with 4 and 6 year degrees losing their jobs. It also drove almost 300 health care companies into bankruptcy. My wife was one of that 15,000."

You make it look so easy, my FRiend...whuppin' Lib'rals that is....LOL!!

"9. President Clinton expanded the Earned Income Tax Credit to cut the taxes of 15 million working families with incomes of $27,000 or less."

"This would have been more meaningful if it had been a tax cut. As it was, it was abused by the IRS to justify additional audits, like ours."

"10. President Clinton granted waivers to 25 states -- half the nation -- providing for comprehensive welfare reform demonstrations."

"Clinton had little choice as this was one veto-proof proposal from Republicans. It was his hope that the waivers would prove that welfare reform would fail. It didn't."

Why should ANY State need to request a Federal Waiver to deal with their Social Services program?!

"11. President Clinton ordered the U.S. Justice Department to conduct the first-ever crackdown on deadbeat parents who refuse to accept financial responsibility for their own children."

"And subsequently jailed thousands of men (no women) whom had a working relationship with their spouses who were actually contributing positively to society. It did manage to nail about a 3 dozen actual deadbeats, but mostly it jailed people whom had worked out a way to pay, or were completely destitute, but gradually recovering from their divorces."

"12. Signed an Executive Order cracking down on federal employees who owe child support."

"This was never enforced to my knowledge. It is Fluff with no substance."

Clinton shore like his Executive Orders, didn't he?! Stroke of the pen, Law of the Land...kewl!!

"13. The Clinton Administration forged a bipartisan coalition to pass NAFTA, after concluding tough negotiations on side agreements covering workers' rights, the environment, and import surges. Exports to Mexico rose 23 percent in the first 11 months of 1994. 14. President Clinton led the fight to pass GATT, which lowers tariffs worldwide by $744 billion over ten years -- the largest international tax cut in history. GATT cuts tariffs on manufactured goods by more than one-third overall and eliminates tariffs in major markets in a number of sectors in which the U.S. is particularly competitive."

"NAFTA and GATT aren't actually different things, but this did manage to open the US up to international lawsuits based on US responses to anti-Capitalist actions taken by anti-Capitalist nations."

"15. To enhance European security and stability, the Clinton Administration proposed the Partnership for Peace program, offering former Soviet republics and Central/East European states closer ties with NATO. Already, 22 nations have signed on, since NATO's adoption of the program in January, 1994."

"This destabalized much of Eastern Europe. The Balkans are still fighting."

Yep...Slick Willie's WagTheDogWar in Kosovo resulted in the Mass-Murder of almost 7,500 innocent men, women, and children of both Serbian and Albanian sides...and the rombuillet Agreement that Madelaine A;lbright pretended was soooo wonderful procurred no more "compromise" from Milosevic than Milosevic was willing to compromise before the very first Kosovar was MassMurdered on Clinton's Order!!

"16. As of May, 1994, nuclear missiles in Russia and the United States are no longer targeted against any country. And, as a result of other Clinton Administration efforts, the Ukraine is ahead of schedule in reaching the goal of transferring 1,500 nuclear warheads to Russia for dismantlement."

"The US was the only adherent to this bill. The nuclear missiles Russia stopped targetting were dud warheads that were inoperable due to a lack of funding to keep them maintained. Essentially, Clinton gave something for nothing. Please note, during this time, China *did* have the US west-coast targetted by a half-dozen nuclear warheads. It is not up to 2 dozen and climbing rapidly as a result of the transfer of technology by Clinton's act of declassifying nuclear secrets and the work of O'Leary and company to ensure China was aware of those declassifications."

"17. President Clinton peacefully restored democracy to Haiti, curbing the violence that threatened tens of thousands of Haitians, securing our borders, and upholding our commitments and the commitments made to us in the process."

"Newsflash: Haiti is still an extremely violent place. He replaced a government that was friendly to the US and was introducing concepts of freedom via the marketplace with a "democracy" that saw the slaughter of those people supporting freedom in favor of a socialist economy."

94 posted on 03/28/2002 4:39 PM EST by Maelstrom

Good stuff, Maelstrom...MUD

512 posted on 01/07/2003 6:45:57 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Terry "The PUNK" McAuliffe called Al Sharpton the N-Word!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Better than good stuff..great stuff...the stuff that makes me delighted I ever signed up to FR!!!! :-)

Thanks for the ping Mud
513 posted on 01/07/2003 6:52:24 PM PST by Happygal (Occasionally bewildered Irish girl)
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To: Mudboy Slim
I just don't put my faiths in government leaders. Mine is in God and in God I trust only.
514 posted on 01/07/2003 6:57:23 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Happygal
De nada, HappyGal...MUD
515 posted on 01/07/2003 8:29:43 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Clarence Thomas is my HERO!!)
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To: goldilucky
"I just don't put my faiths in government leaders. Mine is in God and in God I trust only."

Nothin' wrong with that...I try to find the few really good apples in politics and support them any way I can. I really like my Senator George Allen, Jr., and my representative, Eric Cantor...I consider both to be almost libertarian in their politics and I admire that.

FReegards...MUD

516 posted on 01/07/2003 8:32:23 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"John Wesley Harding"
(To be sung to Bod Dylan's "John Wesley Harding")

John Wesley Harding
Was a friend to the poor,
He trav'led with a gun in ev'ry hand.
All along this countryside,
He opened a many a door,
But he was never known
To hurt an honest man.

'Twas down in Cheney Country,
A time they talk about,
With his lady by his side
He took a stand.
And soon the situation there
Was all but straightened out,
For he was always known
To Take a FReepin' Stand!!

All across the internet
His name it did resound,
But no charge held against him
Could they prove.
And there was no man around
Who could track or chain him down,
He was never known
To make a foolish move.

FReegards...MUD

517 posted on 01/07/2003 8:47:54 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Workin' on this fer Black XIV...MUD)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hey Mud, glad to see you're still doing your homework and keeping up with things. A good day for Pubs and a bad day for Dems.

FWIW my FRiend, O'Reilly is doing somethng big on McAuliff's buddy Winnik on tomorrows show. It should be worth checking out.

Happy New Year, MUD

FReegards...Balata

518 posted on 01/07/2003 9:08:52 PM PST by Balata
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To: Balata; WatchNKorea; backhoe; Coop; hchutch; P8riot; Inspector Harry Callahan
"O'Reilly is doing something big on McAuliffe's buddy Winnick on tomorrow's show"

Thanks fer the heads-up...I might just haveta tape that as Ashcroft's Christmas Eve Vindication of Winnick simply ended Ashcroft's term as Attorney General while not really slowing up the Winnick Investigation at all!!

Ashcroft's either an Incompetent BOOB or a spineless, spiritless POLTROON or else a Co-Conspirator in the ClintonCorruptionCoverup!! Whatever the excuse, it's HighTimeAshcroftRESIGNS!!!

Good to see ya, Balata...Happy New Years to you and yers...MUD

519 posted on 01/07/2003 9:18:51 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
O'Reilly used the word BIG, so I hope it is.

You're right my FRiend Ashcroft's announcement on Winnick did have an odious air to it.
520 posted on 01/07/2003 9:45:32 PM PST by Balata (McAuliffe's going DOWN!)
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