Posted on 12/13/2002 12:26:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")
RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo
FReegards...MUD
I love it all and if it were up to me we'd pack it all in. What is "DH" by the way? All I can think of is designated hitter! Thanks for your help, Sarah. I'm really looking forward to our "First Annual Old Dominion FReeper Field Trip."
Sure enuf...and wouldn't it be something to watch the Hildabeast melt right before everyone like the wicked witch of the East.
2003's gonna be a big year, SB, so do whatever it takes to git back ta yer FReepin' post, my FRiend...WE NEED YOU!!
FReegards...MUD
"Next season, there will be a lot new for the Redskins, who have 15 restricted or unrestricted free agents. Coach Steve Spurrier will return following a 7-9 record in his first NFL season. But changes will range from a new training camp location to new players at key positions. Spurrier said he wants to add some speed to his offense. The Redskins plan to acquire two wide receivers and two guards after devoting most of their resources last offseason to upgrading the defense."
Washington Redskins...2004 Super Bowl Champions of the World...SITYS!!!
FReegards...MUD
"For 20 seasons, I have played cornerback for the best fans; you always kept RFK rocking. And it warms my heart every time I remember you chanting my name at FedEx Field, "Darrell, Darrell, Darrell." This is the best community in the world. You even gave me the love of my life, my wife Jewell, and for her, I am forever indebted to you. It is here where we have made our home and raised our children. How can I begin to find the words to thank you for 20 years of support? I can only hope that you know how hard I have worked on and off the field. Most of all, I hope I have made you proud. Now, I bid you a humble farewell, as my football career comes to an end. As I go, I leave you in good hands with Dan Snyder and Steve Spurrier. I'll be cheering for them as they lead the new kids on the block like Fred Smoot, Champ Bailey, Patrick Ramsey, LaVar Arrington, Chris Samuels and Jon Jansen. The future looks bright. Hail to the Redskins. As I move on, I ask you all to pray with me as I continue my greatest work of serving our youth through the Darrell Green Youth Life Foundation. To my fans everywhere, I leave you this one request, to join me in making sure that all children are nurtured in healthy environments, educated with excellence, and developed and strengthened in their moral character. If we together can accomplish this, then 20 years as a Washington Redskin will be so much more than just a memory-it is a life's journey together."
Little Number 28 is everything a pro athlete--nay, any human being--should aspire to be!!
He shall be missed...MUD
"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")
The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.
When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!
(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)
RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"
Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!
When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)
When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!
(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)
I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!
When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!
(second solo by the BigMan)
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."
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MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!
Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
BTW...the band's gotta mini-gig this evening...chicks and everything...LOL!!
It's great anytime folks will listen to us...LOL!!
"I'm working at a club on Long Island. Should be a good time."
I'm sure he's already got plans this evening, but the next time you play on L.I., please let me know ahead of time as my best friend from high school--I was his best man at his wedding and he was the only non-relative in mine--lives up there in Setauket and would probably get a kick outta seeing y'all.
Break a leg, dude...MUD
That's a big boy! My daughter was born on New Years Eve some years back. For me it was an unexpected end-of-year bonus.
FReegards...MUD
I assume is wasn't all THAT unexpected...you did have 8-9 months of clues, did you not?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW...when are we hittin' the town so I can pay off my Steelers bet?!
(Mudboy on harp...)
I dreamed I met Jim Robinson,
Dude's loved by all who FReep!!
Lurkin' 'roun' Jim's Forum, FRiends...
Fightin' fer our Liberty!!
We're defending our Right to Bear Arms...
Leftists' Culture's oh so cold...
Battling fer OUR Country's Soul...
Our Forefathers Make US Bold!!
"RiseUP, my FRiends!!" MUD sang out loud,
In a voice without restraint,
"Come out, my gifted FReeperFRiends...
Help US Put Slick in CHAINS!!
No Lib'ral is amongst US now...
Whom RATS can call "HERO!!"
So Fight the Fight Fer Liberty...
And know You're Not Alone!!"
(MUD workin' the harmonica hard...)
I dreamed I FReeped with Rush Limbaugh,
Libs cower at his every breath!!
And I dreamed MUD was amongst the ones...
Who FReeped Slick 'til his Death!!
NO, I don't FReep in anger,
Just becuz EX-Prez'dent LIED!!
We Just Love Whuppin' DemonRAT A$$...
Folks, Raise Yer Voice With Pride!!
(Sweet Harpin' to close...)
FReegards...MUD
Regarding your post #381, I'll get in touch with the Chesterfield Co. Republican Comm., as well as Congressman Cantor's staff & see if they've any intention of participating in this in any way.
And if I can do anything for you, or assist you in any way while you're here, just give me a shout.
"We'll just see about that!"
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