Caption Time-Ol' Strom Thurmond Has Had Enough..Comes Out of Retirement After Trent Lott Uproar!

Free Republic Humour/ Mike Bates Blogger Site ^ | December 13, 2002 | Freeper 'Mike B,' Lott and Strom

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LOL! 'Greeter at Wal Mart'..

[brewcrew]

later she did a 360 and corrected it.

LOL! Admit it - you thought to yourself that nobody would get it....

;^D

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I loved Rush's parodies on Joycelyn Elders, it makes being at work almost fun.

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Or Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin..

[Saundra Duffy]

Goin' out with a bang.

[Alberta's Child]

LOL!!

Or in the heat of the Mark McGwire / Sammy Sosa home run race a few years ago, when Ted Kennedy referred to Clinton and Gore as "the Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser of Washington!"

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And the campaign rally where Ted was drunk he couldn't put three words together.

[auggy]

"I'd vote for him ... even tho' he's ole enuff to be my gran-daddy!"

He old enuff to be my great gran-daddy. Maybe, great, great. He's as old as Moses.

[TopQuark]

He is too young: FRD would be a more fresh choice.

[ewing]

Or something else in his pockets..

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

That would be Young Mr. Grace from "Are You Being Served?"

[ewing]

Exactly!

[TopQuark]

:)

[PISANO]

Be careful the "THOUGHT" police may be listening in and with you criticizing two double minorities they may be ready to pounce.

[ewing]

Actually Strom is old enough to have voted in the election when FDR ran the first time.

[NYDave]

I sort of liked old Joycelyn. At least she had the guts to speak her mind, unlike the rest of the PC crowd. Too bad about her association with WJC.

[weegee]

Think Robocop: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[RichInOC]

[LMAO!]

Who says Strom is senile?

[Balata]

"Hi girls. Come over here and set on my lap and I'll tell you a story about my top ten successful pick up line for chicks."

The Top 10 Strom Thurmond Holiday Pickup Lines by Strom Thurmond.

10. "Is that a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? I'd really like to know. I can't feel below my neck."

9. "So, is it true that y'all can vote now?"

8. "So, Miss Smith, you were a topless dancer *and* a Playboy model? Did you know I am rich"

7. "Want a hit off this oxygen?"

6. "Am I in heaven? 'Cause you look like an angel. No, really -- am I dead yet?"

5. "If I said you had a nice body, would you give me one of your kidneys?"

4. "You make my heart skip a beat... and another... and another... uh-oh..."

3. "Ever date anyone who's 700 in dog years?"

2. "Baby, these sheets ain't just for wearin'."

and the Number 1 Strom Thurmond Pickup Line...

1. "If you come over to my house for Christmas dinner you can meet Senator Lott."

[deport]

she represents NASA area of Houston!!!!!

Is this part of the redistricting for 2002?