USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Help Wanted ~ November 19 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

USO Canteen FReeper Style looking for people to help post graphics, links, prayers, jokes etc each day.
Full or Part time help needed.
Pay = Knowing that you helped someone in the military know that they are not forgotten.

HiJinx Posted this on yesterdays thread.

"Each day we take some time to pass on a message of support to our veterans, active duty personnel, and their families.
Some of us spend hours on end in the Canteen, and others just post once.
Whichever you do doesn't matter, it's getting the message out to those we support that matters!"

[tomkow6]

The Stock Market Explained...

Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

Bear Market - A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets none.

Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low.

Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

Broker - Poorer than you were last year.

"Buy, Buy" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you
step off the plane.

Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets
equally between themselves.

Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he
runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.

Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.

Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
Toilet.

Call Option - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient
times before e-mail.

Day Trader - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5.

Cisco - Sidekick of Pancho.

Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240
per share.

Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought
Yahoo for $240 per share.

Institutional Investor - Past year investor who's now locked up in a
nut house.

Profit - Religious guy who talks to God.

Martha Stewart - Just started talking to God.

Bill Gates - Where God goes for a loan.

Alan Greenspan - God.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Johnny, for today's history of the Prowler. I love the picture of it ready to land on a carrier.

[freedumb2003]

To all of our service people.

Just wanted to send a heartfelt thanks and a extend a laurel and hearty handshake for all your work on behalf of us who can't. I wanted to catch this at a time most of the US timezones at least can see it at post time.

We pray for each and every one of you and ferently pray that the political situation will end up so that you are not sent any furter into harm's way and thank God that should that happen, we have the best troops this planet has ever seen!

Bless you one and all and stay safe!

Tom and Lily.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Terrific picture, 2Jedismom! And, so personal.

"These are the guys that my homeschool group is sending cards to for Op. Dear Abby."

Excellent and job well done to your Jedis and their Mom

[Kathy in Alaska]

Dreams Come True! Excellent poem, Dubya. Thanks for making us think.

[Kathy in Alaska]

"Blaze is blind. If he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."

LOL! good one, Dubya.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

So nice to see you today, amom.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Stepping on a land mine could create quite the problem. Really good jokes today, tom. Thanks.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Candles for Ted Maher and his family.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Marine Medium Helicopter Squadron 263 Aviation Ordinance Technicians Cpl. Nolan Rondeau, from Alpena Mich., and Lance Cpl. Mike Culp, from Wadsworth, Ohio, prepare ammunition for a live-fire exercise conducted by the 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable) while training in the U.S. Central Command Area of Responsibility. Photo by: Cpl. Jeff Sisto

[Kathy in Alaska]

A fuel bladder refuels an UH-1N Huey helicopter during desert training operations conducted by the 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable) in the U.S. Central Command Area of Responsibility. Photo by: Cpl. Jeff Sisto

[Kathy in Alaska]

1. Rush Limbaugh

2. Billy Graham

3. Oahu, Hawaii

4. New York

5. ?? Gotta go searching

[Mo1]

[Kathy in Alaska]

I'm sorry about the Bears, tom. One of these days.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks larry. I knew the names and that they were Army. Thanks for more of their history.

[Soaring Feather]

Medical Funerals

Getting to the business end of things???

LOL

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Afternoon, Seven, I like the John Elway joke.

"suspect Chechen terrorist has hijack Russian tanker off sea of Japan this hour"

Uh oh! Putin will not be pleased.

[Kathy in Alaska]

""I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."

Go Marines!!