Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
I seem to recall a few Righteous Tears of Rage shed after 9/11/01, my FRiend...America hasn't really changed as much in 61 years as some on the HateAmericaFirstLeft would have US believe!!
FReegards...MUD
You and me both...I honestly believe that if Lee had survived his bout with cancer, Dubyuh's daddy wouldda never raised taxes and Bill clinton wouldda never been POTUS!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...the second album I released a few years back was called "Atwater's Edge!!"
Actually, there is nothing like singin' yer own tunes when the band's kickin' in Right on cue...you shouldda heard me and the boys doin' "No Sympathy Fer the Lib'rals" last night!! We wuz kickin' butt and takin' names...LOL!! I've got the bongo intro almost down pat!!
FReegards...MUD
Yes, that's the first step on the long journey to bring Slick Willie to Justice fer his CrimesAgainstHumanity!!
"I have been asking him to FReep "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Remember them from the early 70's? He would call it "On the E.I.B. Radio" and use it to introduce his band. Guess I will have to sit down and FReep it myself."
I'd be honored if you'd offer up yer version, my FRiend...remember, we've got TheBigMan and conservativemusician and Mordecai/Fingers on lead guitar, Fracas on keyboard, budweisest on fiddle, and MUD on harp and lead vocals...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"Wrap It Up"
I've been watchin' you for days now baby.
I just love your sexy ways now baby.
Ya know our love will never stop now baby.
Just put your lovin' in my box now baby.
Chorus 2x
Well no more will I shop around now baby.
I know I got the best thing in town now baby.
I've seen all I want to see now baby.
Bring your lovin' straight to me now baby.
Chorus 4x (solo) 2x
Well I'm gonna treat you like the queen you are.
Bring you sweet things from my candy jar.
You've got tricks you ain't never used.
Give it, Give it to me, it won't be abused.
Repeat 1st verse, Chorus 4x (Wrap Wrap)
MUD
I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!
RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!
Bill, no more shall you walk around FRee, Willie!!
You know MUD's got the best thing in town now baby.
Right's got all the proof of Treason, Willie!!
Bring your lovin' straight to me now baby.
RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!
(solo)
RE-Impeach...Imprison!!
RE-Impeach...Fer Treason
Well, we're gonna FReep you like the Queer you are...
Sing you sweet songs from MUD's TobackkyBar!!
MUD's got tricks he ain't never used.
Give in, WillieClinton, you shall be abused!!
I've been stalkin' you for years now, Willie!!
'Cuz I LOATHE yer sleazy ways, you Traitor!!
Ya know my Cause shall never fail, Slick Willie!!
Justice fer Treason...Yer MUD's Bitch, Bill Clinton!!
RE-Impeach...Convict Slick!!
RE-Impeach...Dethrone Him!!< RE-Impeach...De-Pension!!
RE-Impeach...INDICT SLICK!!
(FReep!! FReep!!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
"The presidency has systematically stolen the liberty won through the secession from Britain. From Jackson and Lincoln to McKinley and Roosevelt Junior, from Wilson and FDR to Truman and Kennedy, from Nixon and Reagan to Bush and Clinton, it has been the means by which our rights to liberty, property, and self government have been suppressed. I can count on one hand the actions of presidents that actually favored the true American cause, meaning liberty. The overwhelming history of the presidency is a tale of overthrown rights and liberties, and the erection of despotism in their stead."
Hmmmmm...IMHO, the President who signs the legislation eliminating the draconian infringements upon liberty contained within ThePatriotAct will go down as one of The Best Presidents in American History!!
I'll bet dollars to donuts it's Dubyuh...MUD
Actually, come to think of it, that one was only released on audiocassette...MUD
"White House aides are floating two names to replace aging Chief Justice William Rehnquist: Associate Justices Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia. Top Bushies say the conservative Scalia has the edge but not to count Thomas out-even though Dems still try and tag him as Anita Hill's sexual harasser. Bush, however, has been told that Justice Thomas isn't keen on going through the meat grinder again."
I love the heck outta CT, but if Scalia wants the additional hassle and will commit to at least 10-12 more years on the Court, he oughtta git the nod...IMHO, of course.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...how was the FReep of Algore this evening, DeeCee FReepers?! I wish I couldda been there, but I've been swamped and the 4 hours of drivetime didn't exactly fit into the schedule. Looking forward to the report!!
"It was cold, sunny with a bit of wind and tgslTakoma brought coffee and donuts to feed the troops (thank you)."
Yer the best, Ms. Takoma!! No face paint, though?!
"Our group slowly built to a total of 14 by 3:00 p.m. when Al and Tipper were scheduled to arrive. The roll call for today's freep of the ex-veep included: L_Von_Mises, Jimmy Valentine's brother, BufordP, RFP, kristinn, sauropod, tgslTakoma, Darth Raven, Doctor Raoul, leadpenny, hellinahandcart, Angelwood, BruceFromMtVernon and Taxman."
Now there's a All-Star cast fer the FReeper's Finest to concentrate their efforts on, Billie and FTH!!
"The Gorons were most upset that we were there."
Not nearly as upset as I was that Algore and his butt-buddy, Slick Willie, despoiled the Executive Branch fer 8 LOOOOOOOOOONG Years!!
FReegards...MUD
Great job, kristinn...see y'all next weekend fer the Christmas Bash!!
FReegards...MUD
Will do, but it'll haveta be after Christmas, 'cuz that's when Santa's delivering my new digital recording equipment. In the meantime, we record using very crude technology but I almost always need to use the original band's lyrics or else the fellas start cracking up in the middle of the song and we never get it done...LOL!!
"The more you play, the better it's goin' ta get."
Couldn't agree more...it's already loads of fun as it is, but I can see it gettin' funner and funner as we get more and more on the same page. Also, a drummer buddy of mine down in Nags Head is getting together with a bass player to send us the beginnings of some songs fer my guitarists and me to work off of, so I expect 2003's gonna be the year we actually turn these "Mudboy poems" into real, honest-to-goodness songs...I'm jacked!!
FReegards...MUD
Wait just a doggone minute, here!
WHO said so??
Was there some kinda *vote* taken; &, if so?
Where the hell was Jimmy Carter when the ballots were being counted, huh?
And if there was a vote taken?
Don'tcha go tellin' me it was done using the Vote-O-Matic Mudboy won at the last Freeper event, either!
I'll tell you right here & now if it was there had to have been plenty of *hanging chads*, alright.
Go figure.
First off: the jamoke's a fiscal deadbeat.
Yea, & one who's poised on the brink of being upgraded to full-blown, "Scoundrel" status, at that.
Then, there's the steamy affair between the boy & MurrayMom!!
Just pause a moment to contemplate what goes on in their cozy little illicit, "love nest."
Brother.
The mere thought of the seamy & seedy going-ons spawned with their stolen moments is quite nauseating.
All the while Mudboy's poor faithful & downtrodden wife tends to their babies who're all put though what can only be described as hell?
~Not to mention MurrayMom's betrayal of her girlfriend.
Disgracful!
Now had someone gone & used their head to nominate Mudboy to serve as, say honorary, "President" for Gambler's Anonymous?
I'd have said, "Well HELL yea!"
But this...
Why just those two indictments alone hang like a Sword of Damacles over that boy's head ready to *explode* at any moment spraying fecal matter over any & all innocents within a one mile radius of, "ground zero."
And for that, he's rewarded?
An awfully risky scheme if ya ask me, sultan.
Geshhhh.
~& they've the *gall* to call The Bent One, "The Come Back Kid," huh.
I dunno, this is flat-out crazy.
Must be some kind of a mistake is all I can say, sultan.
It's just gotta be.
...I presume there's some kind of time limit to this outrage? ;^)
How much is it gonna cost me to get Landru featured as FReeper's Finest someday?! He's obviously quite perturbed that he's been left outta the loop...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
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