"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)

The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You ever think of putting some original music to these fine lyrics?"

Just depends on what you mean by "original"...if CosmicBox has a CD you'd like me to FReep, I'll bet there are many folks who haven't heard the "original" and the resulting tunes would be "original" to anyone unfamiliar with CosmicBox. In any event, I'm up fer anything that gets the RadicalRightWingWhacko message out.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"They're dimwits!!"

Yep...and it's our responsibility to educate the IgnorantMasses...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"the [C], [D], and [G] are majors and [Bm] is minor."

Yer a natural, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my talented FRiend.

'liberalism left to die!' is analogous to "Socialism being relegated to the ashbin of History", IMHO. The Effete Elite will try to maintain the status quo, but the Sheeple are coming to realize how the Left has been lying to them all along, and the Implosion of the DemonRAT Party is only part of the fallout, IMHO.

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Thanks! : )

[conservativemusician]

I'll put together a few things and send them to you.


I'm all for the "RadicalRightWingWhacko" message!LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm all for the "RadicalRightWingWhacko" message!"

LOL...see, my FRiend, if we can get labeled as "KOOKS" or RRWW's and then the sheeple like us, we will have de-stigmatized the generally-accepted image of "KOOKS" and RRWW's. IMHO, that is Limbaugh's Greatest Power, the power to overcome stereotypes...and it's something we should endeavor to achieve as well.

Think about it...Federal Spending was recently over 24% of Gross Domestic Product and I and others have been arguing for years that Fed Spending as a Percentage of GDP should be under 12% by 2012, and between 5%&8% by 2020. That there's RRWW talk, my FRiend. Yet Dubyuh's projected budget for 2006 has Fed Spending as a % of GDP under 18%. Who's the whacko? The dude who said it was impossible--politically--to accomplish the goals we had set out or the dude that's been arguing in favor of that which eventually will become reality?!

Fact is, we've got the Left on the run and it's high time we started piling on!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

BTW...Limbaugh's been doggin' the KOOKS today, hasn't he?!

[sultan88]

"Imagine no bureaucracy, Lib'ralism left to die; No damned IRS, a reigned in FBI; Imagine all the Sheeple...with increased take-home pay!"

I agree with you, Fracas. These words are some of Mudboy's finest lyrics, and his version of "Imagine" should be in the Mudboy Slims's Greatest Hits (Vol I)CD. Doncha think?

[conservativemusician]

Fine lyrics indeed!

I've been tellin' Mud he's gonna hafta release a boxed set.

[sultan88]

Agreed. But Mud won't be truly happy until he hears Rush playing these songs on the E.I.B. Radio. LOL

I have been asking him to FReep "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Remember them from the early 70's? He would call it "On the E.I.B. Radio" and use it to introduce his band. Guess I will have to sit down and FReep it myself.

[conservativemusician]

Good song for FReepin'. "...gonna buy five copies for my mother..."

I'm trying to get some these songs recorded for Mud. I want HIM to sing the lyrics. You know how great that would be.

There is nothing like hearing someone sing his own tunes!LOL

[Fracas]

Fact is, we've got the Left on the run and it's high time we started piling on!!

Ooooh, piling on! I am of the Lee Atwater school of political activity so that's 'music' to my ears. (And just a teensy weensy little bit of gloating would not be amiss, either).

[Fracas]

You betcha. I be thinkin' about that....

[sultan88]

Oh my gosh! Look who is FReeper of the Day!

[goldilucky]

That's neat!

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

(Chorus:(All together)
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"

MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!!
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!

So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"

(Mudboy on harp)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!!
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...this is the original that will be used to head the new, improved anti-McAuliffe thread designed to get T-Mac outta power by New Year's and win me a case of bratwurst, a case of beer, and a case of stoagies from Landru...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Pearl Harbor Remembered!!"

Thanks fer the link, Mama_Bear...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Two Towers: The Movie You WON'T Miss!!"

""The Two Towers" surpasses that previous epic in spectacle, passion and sheer technological astonishment. It sets new filmmaking standards that will be difficult to meet, let alone surpass. To say that it makes George Lucas' latter-day "Star Wars" films look like mere hand-puppetry would be an exaggeration; but it does suggest the scope of Jackson's achievement. "Towers" is a great adventure, a grand romance and an action movie of unrelenting kinetic invention."

I cannot wait to see this, my FRiends!! In fact, if it is as good as I believe it will be, I may have to go against my movie-goin' principles and watch it a second time before it comes out on DVD.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Musical/Photo Tribute to Dubyuh!!"

Love the concept...and the song!!

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

Pearl Harbor Remembered

That is a very good site.
Unlike today, the vast majority of Americans back then weren't ashamed or afraid to be seen shedding a tear after an act of evil was perpetrated against this country.