Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
Excellent report! Honest and succinct. Your talents as a judge are exceeded only by your ability to razz a certain Mr. Slim.
~sigh~
Yea...
...I 'spose so. :o)
HA!!
Well for crying out loud that's the same as chucking several pieces of nicorette into your mouth at the same time, ya doofus!
...and wouldn't shower to keep them from unsticking for 2-3 days...the Missuz didn't much appreciate that..."
HA!!
No Mud, I don't suppose she did, eh.
...that's really funny.
I will plead nolo contendre to this charge, if I may, Mr. Judge.
Under those circumstances I shall remand my previous order & permit the motion as requested; thereby, confining the terms of the wager to those as stated hereto with a few modifications as follows:
"The bet was IS solely about who would WILL go further in the playoffs...if neither team makes the playoffs, the bet is null and void."
Frankly, we had that boy by the short hairs, y'know.
IM-neverbe-HO we're being too good to this one, sultan.
...merry Xmas, son.
FReegards...MUD
Please reference/link to the document to which said "modifications" are being proffered...MUD
I reckon so, the Steelers have all but clinched a spot, haven't they?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW...I've been shoppin' limo rates...LOL!!
I've learned over the years not to allow spectator sports to negatively impact my weekends while maintaining the ability to rejoice uncontrollably in the victories of my chosen squads, and THAT has made all the difference...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Come on, you mind-numbed Lib'rals...with yer heads all hangin' down...
Open up yer minds now...'cuz Ol' Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Come on, Union Workers...Ditch Dem Chi-Com HO's!!
Medyuh's LIED forever...Big Guv'ment wastes yer money, folks!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs and he fights Left's spin!!
Petty Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
Justice Band FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
I come up from Richmond where I learned to talk Left's jive.
When I get done with Willie, Slick'll be DE-LEGITIMIZED!!
Howdy there, Willie BentOne...it seems yer doin swell!!
Once I git me some airtime, I'll sing you straight to Hell!!
Look out...Look out...fer Mudboy Slim!!
Sings his songs, and he fights to win!!
Punk McAwful won't have no friends once...
Mudboy Slim FReeps Limbaugh, my FRiends!!
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh
Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooooh!!
Come y'all Lib'ral wenches, if you have got the spine...
Join US up in DeeCee, folks...we'll lay it on the line!!
Hand MUD his ol' blues harp...pass Lewinskys roun'!!
Want you to tell everybody you FReep that Mudboy Slim's in town!!
Look out, Lib'rals...RAT Party's DEAD!!
Sing yer songs but RAT Demons're REDS!!
Effete Lib'rals won't have no friends once...
FReeper bands hold Power, my FRiends!!
FReegards...MUD
Look out yer palace window...Sodom baby, Right's a comin'...any day!!
Hussein, yer life is wanin'...yer world's collapsin' and bombs're fallin' from the clear blue sky!!
What else you want US to do?!
We'll Slaughter You, You Tyrant Fool!!
This is all a dream Dubyuh dreamed...one harvest moon years ago!!
Crawl out yer palace doorway...Resign Today...Kneel and Pray...
Else you'll DIE in War!!
Maybe you'll die directly...
Or in some Prison where Dwight's been waiting to meet you!!
What do you 'spect US to do...To wait fer you to Kill Again?!!
Boy, please don't be surprised...When You DIE, You Evil Fool!!
Look into Dubyuh's eyes...
RESIGN, you Fool, or you'll be DEAD soon...Right's Gonna RAGE!!
I know it's been sang before...Sodom's been shamed...we'll bomb his homes!!
What did World 'spect US to do...just wait fer fools to launch their nukes?!!
FReedom's OUR Dream, you see...Effete Poltroons Shall Be Dethroned!!
Sodom's a wicked Tyrant... Torturing those who dare to dream...he's an Evil Man!!
Sodom, yer Power'll be Broken...
Yer mind is twisted...yer wars have murdered yer countries' kids!!
What did you expect US to do?!
Just wait fer you to launch yer nukes?!!
Punk, LotsaPain is headin' yer way...and DEATH shall find you SOON!!
Expect Lotsa Pain...Evil Slaughtered!!
Believe it, Right shall FReep ya...if it don't, We'll FReep Limbaugh!!
Bloody Powers, where's yer shame?!!
Clinton's got no power...and Dubyuh don't play no games!!
Sodom'll Feel a Lotta Pain...and he'll know Death's Icy Stare!!
Believe it, we bring FReedom...RATS, ignore US if you dare!!
RATS shall FEAR our Righteous Reign...'cuz Slick Shall be Dwight's late-night mare!!
Such a long, hard Road to Justice, but Right shall fight 'til we're there!!
FReegards...MUD
"Ms. Archer is a nurse, a divorced mother of two and a woman who is recovering from more than half a lifetime of inner torment. Bulimia, substance abuse, depression: she makes no secret of the fact she has been through it all. She is telling a complete stranger--this reporter--her story because she wants him and others to know what she went through, and how she eventually became whole again. More importantly, she wants everyone to know about the ultimate cause of her grief. It was abortion. She says she knows from personal experience that abortion does great psychological harm to a woman, especially to one from a troubled background such as hers. But, perhaps even more significantly, she also believes the damage done by abortion can be healed, allowing a better, stronger and more loving woman to emerge."
Abortion destroys more than the life of the Unborn...MUD
"Clinton, in remarks that reinforce the theory that recent scathing criticism about conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh and right-leaning newspapers like The Washington Times and Wall Street Journal from fellow out-of-power Democrats Sen. Tom Daschle (S.D.) and former Vice President Al Gore are part of a coordinated campaign to demonize media critics while excusing the poor performance of the Clinton-led Democratic party in last month's elections, was quoted by The Washington Post as saying, "(The Republicans) have an increasingly right-wing and bellicose conservative press, and we have an increasingly docile establishment press."
The DemonRAT Party will achieve third-party Status by the end of this decade...Thank YOU, Slick Willie!!
"EX-Rapist-in-Chief Whines Like a GirleyMan Gettin' Mass-Buggered in Prison!!"
"They have a destruction machine -- we don't," Clinton told his audience at New York University. "What was done to Tom Daschle was unconscionable," he said, "but our refusal to stand up and defend him was worse."
Defending the Indefensible D'Asshole is Osama bil Clinton's latest contribution to the RAT Implosion!!!
SlixMUDZbitch...MUD
Actually, the goal was to FReep all ten songs from "American Beauty", but fer a good FRiend and not-too-shabby parodyist in his own right, I'll see what I can do...
"Uncle JimRob's Band!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Uncle John's Band")
Folks, the Left's Daze is a gutless haze...don't you listen to Dem Whores!!
'Cuz when RATS Promise Easy Street, there is Danger at yer door!!
Sing this song with me, then you'll know MUD's Right!!
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, is Are RATS Blind?!!
Left's the childkiller's "Choice", my FRiends, better take MUD's advice...
You know RATS're FOOLS by now...Leftist Medyuh's tellin LIES!!
Will you sing with me? Won't you FReep with me?
Whoa-oh, what I want to know-oh, will you FReep with me?!
God damn! Well, I declare, "Do RATS Wanna DIE?!!"
Left's Laws are made fer Tyranny, Right's motto is "Don't Tread On Me!!"
Come hear Ol' JimRob's Band...Winning 'Cuz We're Right!!
Sing and FReep...yer not alone!! We've come to teach the Lib'ral Drones!!
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It's the same story Limbaugh told me, Rush ain't the only one who knows!!
Fight the traitorous scumbag whore'd...RATS' LeftistSpin shan't grow!!
'Tain't the Right that Hates...Clinton FEARS His Fate!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know...Prison's where Slime goes!!!
I live in a FairyTale and I call it Mudboy's Cave...
MUD's got him a pianny and I beg you, call the tune!!
Lib'rals call it "choice"...as RATS kill young girls and boys!!
Whoa-oh, what I want you to know-oh...INDICT McAuliffe!!!
Come help Ol' JimRob's band...fightin' fer what's Right!!
Got some things to talk about here inside the Righteous Right
Come hear Mudboy Slim's Band singin' 'cuz we're Right...
Come join our song, you aren't alone, we've come to take OUR Country home!!
Come here Mudboy Slim's Band, playin' 'cuz we're Right!!
Come on along, you ain't alone...Right's come to save the children now!!
Come read Ol' JimRob's Forum...FReepin' 'cuz we can!!
Dethrone RAT's Whore's and teach Left's Drones, we've come to save Left's Ignorant Whore'd!!
Heh heh heh, Sultan, I like it...MUD BTW...the answer to the Missuz' query, "WHY?!" is "'Cuz FReepin' Beats Sleepin'!!"...LOL!!
Folks, y'all gotta check out how mentally-unhinged the RATs are becoming...BWAHAHAHA!!
Wonder if Mr. Jemnkins gonna be there to see Algore and his mentally-deranged baby-maker...MUD
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