Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
Yup.
Was pathetic, alright; hence, their new name, "The Shams."
(GreenBay looked even worse. ~& these overstuffed obese, grossly overpaid prima donnas like calling *themselves*, "Professionals," huh? ~righteo.)
"Look for Dallas to pull off a big Thanksgiving Day win."
Yup.
Then, all that need happen?
For the Steelers to *clinch* a playoff birth -- any playoff birth including a Wild Card -- & we'll have a winner to declare; regardless, of what the Steelers do in that playoff game.
Mr. Sultan?
It simply doesn't get any better, nor any sweeter than that.
Now I certainly hope you give some very serious consideration to choosing the bovine painted limo, too.
It'd be simply perfect, sultan; *ideal*.
Just imagine driving by the Mudcave & asking the driver to stop out front just long enough to send "The Gambler" a small -- albeit *polite* -- "HOWDY!"?
...simply let riiiip the Holstein-Caddy's booming, "Mooooooooo!". :o)
"Architect/Real Estate Developer in Richmond, Virginia, specializing in historic renovations and the applicable tax credits. - Mudboy Slim"
FReegards...MUD
"I'm 6 ft and 239,spent 25 yrs lifting car engines and transmissions,my name is Dennis but the neighborhood kids call me HeavyD because I'm always lecturing them on how to be decent human beings."
10 Posted on 09/22/1999 11:03:34 PDT by HEAVYD"
FReegards...MUD
They did, didn't they?! What's up with Favre, Arne?! He's killing my FFL team!!
FReegards...MUD
HUNH?!! Dude, I mean yer Honor (smirk&chuckle), it ain't first-come first-serve to the playoffs, it's who goes further in the playoffs!! And the Redskins are goin' to the Super Bowl this January and I don't see the Steelers makin' that far...ain't gonna happen!!
You really don't pay much attention to Sports, do ya, girleyman?!
LOL...MUD
Yep...the ol' coot lives in a durned fantasyland.
MUD
I had a dream like that the first time I Slim-FastedFerJustice(TM), but Sultan was Dubyuh...MUD
So, while all this is going on, a home health care nurse comes by the sandcastle to set up an oxygen testing machine so I can perform some medical tests tonight. Anyway, she notices my "RUSH 96" license plate hanging on the wall and she tells me she is a Rush fan and is angry that she couldn't get her Rush "fix" today because of the UVA game.
So, how weird is that?
And these are the license tags that I had on my old pickup from 1993 - 1996 that a co-worker photographed and sent to Rush's TV show and was shown on the air.
And that is the same pickup that was photographed and shown in the Times-Dispatch with my "John Warner -Traitor" bumper sticker. This photo accompanied an article about Jim Miller's primary campaign against Warner in 1996.
So, how weird is that?
Great job Mud. That 'ol lead balloon is flying just fine now.
So, the Mudboy Slim is gonna slide some sinuous, serious, sarcasm on the Slim Shady. Flag me fer sure.
I believe some "Sun Tzu" is in order here...
"Chapter Six: Weakness and Strength"
"Sun-tzu said:
"Generally the one who first occupies the battlefield awaiting the enemy is at ease; the one who comes later and rushes into battle is fatigued.
Therefore those skilled in warfare move the enemy, and are not moved by the enemy.
Getting the enemy to approach on his own accord is a matter of showing him advantage; stopping him from approaching is a matter of showing him harm.
Therefore, if the [Lib'rals are] at ease, be able to exhaust them;
If the Lib'rals are well fed, be able to starve them;
If the Lib'rals are settled, be able to move them;
Appear at places where he must rush to defend, and rush to places where he least expects.
To march over a thousand li without becoming distressed, march over where the enemy is not present.
To be certain to take what you attack, attack where the enemy cannot defend. [Clinton is Indefensible...ATTACK!!]
To be certain of safety when defending, defend where the enemy cannot attack.
Therefore, against those skilled in attack, the enemy does not know where to defend;
Against those skilled in defense, the enemy does not know where to attack.
Subtle! Subtle!
They become formless.
Mysterious! Mysterious!
They become soundless.
Therefore, FReepers are the Masters of the DemonRATS Fate!!
To achieve an advance that cannot be hampered, rush to his weak points.
To achieve a withdrawal that cannot be pursued, depart with superior speed.
Therefore, if we want to do battle, even if the enemy is protected by high walls and deep moats, he cannot but do battle, because we attack what he must rescue.
If we do not want to do battle, even if we merely draw a line on the ground, he will not do battle, because we divert his movements.
Therefore, if we can make the enemy show his position while we are formless, we will be at full force while the enemy is divided.
If our army is at full force and the enemy is divided, then we will attack him at ten times his strength.
Therefore, we are many and the Lib'rals few.
If we attack our many against his few, the enemy will be in Dire Straits.
The place of battle must not be made known to the enemy.
If it is not known, then the enemy must prepare to defend many places.
If he prepares to defend many places, then the forces will be few in number.
Therefore, if he prepares to defend the front, the back will be weak.
If he prepares to defend the back, the front will be weak.
If RATS prepare to defend the Left, the Right Shall Destroy Them!!
If GOP's prepared to defend the Right, the Left will be weak.
If RATS prepare to defend everywhere, everywhere will be weak.
The few are those preparing to defend against others, the many are those who make others prepare to defend against them.
Therefore, if one knows the place of battle and the day of battle[9 December 2002], he can march a thousand li and do battle.
If one does not know the place of battle and the day of battle, then his left cannot aid his right, and his right cannot aid his left; his front cannot aid his back, and his back cannot aid his front.
How much less so if he is separated by tens of li, or even a few li.
Based on my calculations, though Yueh's troops were many, what advantage was this to them in respect to victory?
Therefore I say, victory can be achieved!!
Though the enemy is many, he can be prevented from doing battle.
Therefore, know the Lib'ral's plans and calculate their strengths and weaknesses.
Provoke RATS, to know their patterns of movement.
Determine his position, to know the ground of death and of life.
Probe him, to know where he is strong and where he is weak.
The ultimate skill is to take up a position where you are formless.
If you are formless, the most penetrating spies will not be able to discern you, or the wisest counsels will not be able to do calculations against you.
With formation, the army achieves victories yet they do not understand how.
Everyone knows the formation by which you achieved victory, yet no one knows the formations by which you were able to create victory.
Therefore, your strategy for victories in battle is not repetitious, and Yer Formations in Response to the Lib'rals are Endless!!
The army's formation is like water.
The water's formation avoids the high and rushes to the low.
So an army's formation avoids the strong and rushes to the weak.
Water's formation adapts to the ground when flowing.
So then Limbaugh's Army's formation adapts to the Lib'rals to Achieve Victory!!
Therefore, an army does not have constant force, or have constant formation.
Those who are able to adapt and change in accord with the enemy and achieve victory are called divine.
Therefore, of the five elements, none a constant victor, of the four seasons, none has constant position; the sun has short and long spans, and the moon waxes and wanes."
FReepin' "The Art of War" is a HOOt...MUD
I'm quite impressed by yer anti-RINO bona fides, my FRiend...MUD
"Only the wisest ruler can use spies;
Only the most benevolent and upright general can use spies, and only the most alert and observant person can get the truth using spies.
It is subtle, subtle!!"
MUD
"If the troops lean on their weapons, they are hungry.
If the troops who draw water drink first, they are thirsty.
If he sees advantage but does not take it, he is tired.
If birds gather, he is not there.
If The RATS cry at night, they are afraid.
If RATarmy is unsettled, Left's Generals are weak!!
If the enemy's flags and pennants move about, RATS are in chaos.
If the officers [LOL...D'asshole!!Algore!!HildaBeast!!] are irritable, they are exhausted.
If his horses are fed grain and his men meat, no longer hangs up cooking pots, and does not return to camp, RATS are desperate.
If troops constantly gather in small groups and whisper together, Slick has lost his Minions!!
If he gives out rewards frequently, he is running out of resources.
If he gives out punishments frequently, RATS are in dire straits!!
If he is brutal at first, and then fears the masses, [Slick Willie] is the extreme of ineptitude.**
If he comes with offerings, he wants to rest.
If his troops confront you with anger, but do not do battle or leave their position, [William Jefferson Blythe Clinton] must be investigated."
**"If he is brutal at first, and then fears the masses, [Slick Willie] is the extreme of ineptitude."
Think about that one vis a vis Slick...Waco was the brutal MASSACRE of 78 innocent men, women, and children on the orders of POTUS Bill Clinton, but Clinton came to be the MOST-LOATHED President in American History!!
Yet the Leftist RAT Whore'd will continue to argue that the BentOne is a MasterPolitico...but MudTzu says, "Slick Willie is the extreme of ineptitude!!"
FReegards...MUD
Well, I guess you're name *is* after all, "Steven."
Geshhhhhh.
"I mean yer Honor (smirk&chuckle), it ain't first-come first-serve to the playoffs, it's who goes further in the playoffs!!"
Listen knucklehead, sit down, shutup, & hang on 'cuz I'm gonna give it to you just one more time.
Okey Dokey??
1) IF the Deadskins & the Steelers make the playoffs?
Then yes: whichever team goes the farthest, wins the bet.
10-4?
2) IF one OR the other team makes the palyoffs, the team which doesn't is automatically the loser.
"The" team making it into the playoffs -- regardless of what they do in the playoffs -- wins the bet.
10-4?
3) IF NEITHER TEAM makes the palyoffs, the winner OF THIS WAGER will be determined by which team has the best reagular season win-loss record
Whichever team has the best record wins the bet.
10-4??
How-copy?
What're you anyway, some kind of a simpleton?
This isn't *Japan* & we're not playing for a, "tie" here.
I can't seem to get to you through the U.S.Mail, can I son?
There'll be just one man standing when this 2002 NFL season ends -- "Standing" finacially -- that is.
FYI: a WELCHER risks being branded a, "deadbeat."
Although in all honesty?
I've the sneaking suspicion *that* fact's fairly well know by more than a couple overly-trusting souls & has been for quite a while, now.
In fact?
I'd *bet* MurryMom had to be among the elite first to learn, "The Lesson."
IF -- as jla said -- you'd succeeded in getting the Liberal-Socialist brood sow to crawl outa her knickers for ya?
~& it should be noted: jla doesn't lie. :o)
"And the Redskins are goin' to the Super Bowl this January and I don't see the Steelers makin' that far...ain't gonna happen!!"
...must be some fabulous stuff you're inhaling there, bucko.
Then you went to sleep & dreamt Dubya was Sultan, huh.
I told ya, boy.
That Slimfast junk might taste good; but, it's constipating.
...hence, the *wierd* dreams.
Landru, with this judicial ruling you have not only established yourself as a superb FReeper wager judge, you have, in addition, demonstrated your credentials for the Supreme Court of the United States. What outstanding wisdom and discernment so cogently rendered!!
Yea, maybe so; that'd be a lifetime appointment, right?
And what's with my "lazy finger" typing, anyway??
I mean how many times do I spell "play," "paly"?
I dunno, sultan; the only finge that seems to work properly -- on either hand -- is the middle one.
Only happens to me when I'm on, "Black," too.
...what could it mean, sultan; what? ;^)
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