Funny Clinton vs. Bush Joke

email | 11/11/02 | unknown

[ImaGraftedBranch]

Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."

[DugwayDuke]

Since we're doing Clinton and Bush jokes, here's the best one I've heard.

Seems Bill and GW used the same barber shop and do to a scheduling screw-up both were scheduled for the same time and same day. Things didn't go badly since the two pretty much ignored each other.

Clinton's barber finished first and as he reached for the smelly tonic, Bill exclaimed: "No, none of that, Hillary will think I've been in a whore house."

Well, GW's barber just stood there with the tonic in his hand. GW looked at Clinton and then at the barber and said: "Go ahead, my wife's never been in a whore house."

[Becki]

He comes right out and makes it very plain.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

;^ )

Becki

[AngrySpud]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ...

If your family gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Clinton.

[Boonie Rat]

OK, A remake...
Seems Bill Clinton walks out front of the White House one snowy day and someone had peed in the snow "Slick Willy Sucks".
Bill goes ballistic. He calls the CIA, FBI, NSA, Capital Police, Sheriff, and tells them "I want to know who did this, and I want to know by noon".
About 10:00 the FBI director arrives at the White House and meets with Clinton.
"Mr. President", he says, "We've found the culprit". Clinton asks who did it and the FBI director says "Sir, It was Al Gore that peed in the snow, but it was in Hillary's handwriting".

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Here is one from the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette from about five years ago. I hope I can remember it correctly.

Once Prez(gag) Clintoon and the Hildibeast were being driven through the Ozarks when they stopped to get gas. Hillary recognized the station attendant as a man she used to date and remarked about it to Bill.
Bill laughed and said "Just think. You could have been the wife of a gas station attendant instead of being married to the President of the U.S."
Hillary says "If I'd married HIM, HE would be President of the U.S. and You would be pumping gas!"

[Alamo-Girl]

LOLOL! Very funny! Thanks for the heads up!

[Jalapeno]

What did Bill say when his wife got him boxers?

"They should warm my ankles nicely."

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The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.

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President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.

All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".

She looks surprised but leaves.

The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"

[Young Werther]

Given the chance, I suspect that Marines would just love to "ventillate" him on the end of fixed bayonets!

[ocos]

8Th&I the Marine Corps Barracks does not protect the White House. Semper Fi.

[longfellow]

on newsmax there is a book for sale that says something about the way the Marines were saluting s***head that it was actually an insult, did anyone read this and how were they doing it?

[rdb3]

Very, very good!

No mercy.
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[cyclotic]

I think the insulting salute was to continually look straight ahead as he passed. If I recall, the tradition and sign of respect is for the Marine Guard is to salute and turn toward the President as he walked by. Evidently, these guards stood straight.

Of course, with that insulting Doofus salute that the moron used to do, the total hatred of that man by the entire armed forces of the Uniteds States was completely and fully justified.

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

An urban legend that was exposed as such a long time ago.

[sheik yerbouty]

Of course. They paeon him!